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[Sir Fungus]

Hey, Join my harem, we have coffee and pancakes.

 

[Syfer]

Do you have creamer?

 

[Sir Fungus]

Yes, we have sugar too.

 

[Syfer]

Cool.
Where do I sign up?

 

[Sir Fungus]

Sign down here
*Gives a long boring contract with a singular line where a signature is*

 

[Syfer]

Hmnn....
-Becomes suspicious, and reads through some of it. But gets bored, so I just sign.-
Pancakes...

 

[Sir Fungus]

*offers a plate of chocolate pancakes*
welcome to the harem.

 

[Syfer]

-Devours pancakes-
Mhm... yeah.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Did someone say coffee and pancakes?!

 

[Sir Fungus]

Indeed, wanna join the harem?

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

What's the harem for?

 

[Sir Fungus]

Mainly for demon girls, but I could use a security guard

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Count me in! I'm great at protecting! Also, do you have sugar for the coffees?

 

[Sir Fungus]

Yep, just sign here
*Insert long boring contract*

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

*checks for anything that seems sus on the contract*

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Only bad thing is to never summon the doom slayer*

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Ah, the Doom Slayer. I guess I won't summon him. Not like I can.

*checks for how long this contract is legally binding for*

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Life, or until you quit*

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Well! This ain't so bad!
*signs the contract*

 

[Sir Fungus]

Welcome

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Now, the coffee and pancakes!

 

[Sir Fungus]

Right..
*Hands a cup of coffee with sugar and cream, then hands over a plate of chocolate pancakes*

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

*completely enjoys them* Just call for me when you need me, whether it be by ping or name!

Sir Fungus has now gained an ally!

 

[Syfer]

Welcome!

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Say, Syfer, you want sy my fy?

That was terrible