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*summons popcorn and asgardian mead*
Perhaps this can be settled in a duel. I could create a dimension in a plane of space where you both could duel without harming anyone or anything, allowing both to you to use your powers to the full extent
N-On no-
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your body heat with me.
>.>
 
-Covers ears-
"Mauvais enfant! Viens derrière moi satan!"
 
*Dies physically*

Thats fine, I need the flesh not to soul for my devices. The genetic material can be used to formulate mass replication and the augmentation of the cellular membrane, creating a new life form, which will exit the nearest orifice and begin the necessary process of abiogenesis.
 
*In spirit form*
Touch my body, and I will put you through so much hell, you won't believe it
 
*In spirit form*
Touch my body, and I will put you through so much hell, you won't believe it

Riveting, such bravado in the face of unbridled ruination. I will enjoy fracturing the vessel, blighting the canvas, and fragmenting the mind. Once your spirit is left to wallow within my ubiquitous umbra, you will quiver and beg for release as my feelers writhe and slither across the expanse. At that moment, a thousand twinkling eyes of emeralds, upon a thousand more will perforate the heartless shade. And a single gelid utterance will rustle and violate the deprivation plaguing your senses. "No..." As I leave you to revel in the just desserts you have merited from such hubris displays.
 
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