Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[yourlocal-eboyy]

My french teacher asked me what I was doing and I was like
’Je mange Fruity Pebbles’
and she was like
’why did you answer me in french’
ans I was like I though this was french class
and she goes yeah but I’m trying to tell you to stop
and one of my friends goes bro you’re so pebbly
and I said you’re fruity get out and I did an air slap but I accidentally hit him and I’m cryingq

 

[Sir Fungus]

This is the dress I am going to wear *pulls it out of pocket dimension carefully*

*Spits coffee out*

 

[Skyfire647]

*Walks back in, fully composed*
Okay. *sees meat is brown and water is boiling*
Put in the spaghetti noodles please
*stirs in sauce with the meat*

 

[Lone Star II]

*Blushes*

*blushes a deep shade of red*
A-Anyways.....

 

[BunnyVT]

*Spits coffee out*

Stop looking!!

*blushes a deep shade of red*
A-Anyways.....

Accessorise!!

 

[Syfer]

*Walks back in, fully composed*
Okay. *sees meat is brown and water is boiling*
Put in the spaghetti noodles please
*stirs in sauce with the meat*

-Sets Mr. Bunnyton down an I pet his head. I hop down from the counter and grab the bag of noodles. I shuffle to the stove and carefully shake them in.-

 

[Skyfire647]

Thank you.
*Stirs sauce*

 

[BunnyVT]

I'm thinking about dying my hair black...

 

[Syfer]

-Smiles-
"Mhm!"
-I hop back and carefully pick up Mr. Bunnyton. Jumping back onto the counter I whisper to Mr. Bunnyton.-
"I love you too."

Thank you.
*Stirs sauce*

 

[Skyfire647]

*Stirs noodles*

 

[Skyfire647]

*Sets timer and puts the sauce on the back burner to simmer*

 

[Syfer]

-I watch Skyfire cook my head slightly tilted.-

 

[Skyfire647]

Oh! Do we have garlic bread?
*searches through freezer*

 

[BunnyVT]

Top shelf in the freezer

 

[Skyfire647]

*Finds garlic bread*
*Smiles*
Yay! Garlic bread!

 

[Syfer]

"Bread."
-My eyes sparkle.-

 

[Skyfire647]

*Takes out cookie sheet and puts foil on it*
*Turns oven on and preheats to 350*

 

[Skyfire647]

*Lays out bread on sheet*

 

[Syfer]

*Takes out cookie sheet and puts foil on it*
*Turns oven on and preheats to 350*

"Hehe... Cookie."
-I mutter.-

 

[Skyfire647]

"Hehe... Cookie."
-I mutter.-

*Blushes*
*Mumbles* Stop it.

 

[BunnyVT]

 

[Skyfire647]

*Searches through cupboards for cookies*

 

[Syfer]

*Blushes*
*Mumbles* Stop it.

"Never!"
"You'd have to make me."
-I say holding up Mr. Bunnyton.-

 

[BunnyVT]

"Never!"
"You'd have to make me."
-I say holding up Mr. Bunnyton.-

 

[Skyfire647]

"Never!"
"You'd have to make me."
-I say holding up Mr. Bunnyton.-

*Finds cookie jar and hops on the counter next to them*
Okay!
*Uses magic to sew mouth shut*
There.