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[Lone Star II]

((((OH HUSH I'M ADDING SPICE IN THE RAMEN))))

 

[xokenziee.]

((XDDD

BUT THE RAMEN’S TOO SPICY!))

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

ITS AS I FEARED<<

 

[BunnyVT]

*telepathically to Bun*
I need to have a child.
It's hard to explain, but what if I were...not entirely the gender you think I am? I'm only telling you this because I love and trust you...

*Speaks back*
Well..Wait, you aren't a girl?
*She looks shocked since she had assumed Kit was a girl*

*grabs pager*
Hmm, ancient technology. perhaps someone is on the other end * uses it and writes "Hello, is anybody out there? I'm inside of Bun's laboratory"

*A small vibration went off in Buns pocket from an opposite pager she kept on her in case something happened*
Oh, I've gotta go, N-On's up

 

[Sir Fungus]

*entirely confused*

 

[Lone Star II]

*Speaks back*
Well..Wait, you aren't a girl?
*She looks shocked since she had assumed Kit was a girl*

*telepathically*
You...assumed I was just a girl?
. . .
Woah...guess you can call me a trap, ehehehh *nervous laughter*

 

[BunnyVT]

*telepathically*
You...assumed I was just a girl?
. . .
Woah...guess you can call me a trap, ehehehh *nervous laughter*

You're a dude KitKat??
*Looks even more confused*

 

[Sir Fungus]

*telepathically*
You...assumed I was just a girl?
. . .
Woah...guess you can call me a trap, ehehehh *nervous laughter*

((I have waited for this moment, for soooooo loooong))

 

[Lone Star II]

((I have waited for this moment, for soooooo loooong))

((((what the fuck HAHAHA omg Fungus nooooooo!!!! XDDDD))))

 

[Sir Fungus]

((((what the fuck HAHAHA omg Fungus nooooooo!!!! XDDDD))))

((I have {Nearly} No standards))

 

[Lone Star II]

You're a dude KitKat??
*Looks even more confused*

*out loud, because I don't care*
I'm not a dude! I don't identify as a dude. I'm a girl. But technically.....I'm a ********...
*blushes extremely and looks down*

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Grøh chokes on his fruit punch. His eyes wide, he’s in panic

”You FUCKING WHAT?”

 

[Sir Fungus]

((I would edit that if I were you))

 

[Lone Star II]

*hears that*
*literally runs out of the house with tears in eyes*

 

[BunnyVT]

*out loud, because I don't care*
I'm not a dude! I don't identify as a dude. I'm a girl. But technically.....I'm a futanari...
*blushes extremely and looks down*

*Blushes a bit embarrassed*

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

He’s literally choking

”I- no- what??? They’re REAL???”

 

[BunnyVT]

*Goes after Kit*
Kit....Wait!

 

[Sir Fungus]

((No kit, I’m being dead serious))

 

[Lone Star II]

*Goes after Kit*
Kit....Wait!

*still running*
Just don't Bun! You won't love me anymore!

 

[Lone Star II]

((No kit, I’m being dead serious))

((((already did))))

 

[Sir Fungus]

((((already did))))

((Alright good, just don’t want ya getting banned))

 

[Sir Fungus]

*sips tea in confusion*

 

[BunnyVT]

*still running*
Just don't Bun! You won't love me anymore!

I never said that! You were the one who told me I'll love you no matter what you are

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

He’s fucking crying and shaking

”No oh god this isnt happening this isnt real”

 

[Sir Fungus]

I’m...so confused..