Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[yourlocal-eboyy]

so there's this little french guy and i think he's actually kinda cool

hey wait. did you just call me Beta-Male???
Do you have any idea who the fuck you're messing with?? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Aval Organisation, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the outsiders, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

 

[Sir Fungus]

Yeah yeah you’re trained in guerilla warfare, etc etc.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.

 

[Sir Fungus]

Aaaaaand called it.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

dont FUCKING INTERRUPT ME

 

[BunnyVT]

*Eats another lollipop and watches*

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

 

[Sir Fungus]

dont FUCKING INTERRUPT ME

 

[Lone Star II]

*randomly walks into the room*
Uh, what the hell's going on?

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm

 

[BunnyVT]

*randomly walks into the room*
Uh, what the hell's going on?

PRINCESS!
*Tackle hugs Kit*

 

[Lone Star II]

*Hugs back while stuggling to breathe*
H-Hey honey...could you loosen up a bit?

 

[Lone Star II]

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm

((((fortnite oh shit you better run boi))))

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

One piece startredndd it started it sjsjsnnss

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

*Walks in with a dead (Octopus?) With blood oozing from the (Mouth?).*

Dont mind me! Just getting dinner fixed for tonight!

 

[BunnyVT]

*Hugs back while stuggling to breathe*
H-Hey honey...could you loosen up a bit?

*Loosens her grip*
Sorry Luv

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

I’m Grøh now that’s my personality for the month

 

[Lone Star II]

*Loosens her grip*
Sorry Luv

It's okay love.
*kisses Bun*
*blushes*
*cuddles up to Bun*
Soooooo have we found someone reliable to marry us at the wedding?

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Walks in with a dead (Octopus?) With blood oozing from the (Mouth?).*

Dont mind me! Just getting dinner fixed for tonight!

*Speeds downstairs*
Hey cutie.
*Jumps up and kisses gojirin on the forehead*

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

It's okay love.
*kisses Bun*
*blushes*
*cuddles up to Bun*
Soooooo have we found someone reliable to marry us at the wedding?

*Raises hand*

I know a guy!

 

[Lone Star II]

*Raises hand*

I know a guy!

You do?

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You do?

Yes!

*Speeds downstairs*
Hey cutie.
*Jumps up and kisses gojirin on the forehead*

*Kicks Fungus in the crotch*

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

I mean I could’ve but ok

 

[Lone Star II]

*Speeds downstairs*
Hey cutie.
*Jumps up and kisses gojirin on the forehead*

*shoots him a dark glare*
*telepathically*
What were we talking about the other day Fungus???

 

[Sir Fungus]

Yes!



*Kicks Fungus in the crotch*

Ha! Too bad for you, I Removed the pain receptors in my legs!
*Kisses her again*
You’re welcome to try again thought~