Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[Lone Star II]

How about a sea wedding?

I can't breathe underwater...

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

No more pancakes for you gojirin...

W-Wha?!

*stands back up and gives gojirin a quick kiss on the cheek before swimming off with a menacing chuckle*
Gundam Watcher 27

*Blushes*

Gah! You idiot!!!

 

[Sir Fungus]

Catch me if you can!

 

[xokenziee.]

How are they even gonna survive underwater?
*Begins to swim again before going up to the land in front of Ava*
That's a nice necklace you made Ava..

Ava looked at her proudly.

 

[BunnyVT]

I can't breathe underwater...

I can fix that!
Takes another Scale off of her tail and offers it to Kit*
Here ya go!

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Pspsppsps

 

[BunnyVT]

Ava looked at her proudly.

*She smiles and gets an Idea*
How about I make you a crown to match?

 

[xokenziee.]

psspspspspspspspsp

Willow found a fish. She followed the fish. She chased the fish.

 

[Lone Star II]

I can fix that!
Takes another Scale off of her tail and offers it to Kit*
Here ya go!

O-Oh okay!

Catch me if you can!

DON'T PLAY WITH HER HEART ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

 

[Sir Fungus]

DON'T PLAY WITH HER HEART ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

*Speaking telepathically*
Relax, I’m going slow on purpose.
*Visibly not moving at max speed*

 

[BunnyVT]

*Speaking telepathically*
Relax, I’m going slow on purpose.
*Visibly not moving at max speed*

*Whispers to KitKat*
He disgusts me sometimes too KitKat

 

[Lone Star II]

*Speaking telepathically*
Relax, I’m going slow on purpose.
*Visibly not moving at max speed*

*speaking telepathically back*
What the hell though! You're just going to end up hurting her if you keep doing this. Can you act like a man for once and treat her with respect? I'm surprised she hasn't attempted to murder you yet.

 

[Lone Star II]

*Whispers to KitKat*
He disgusts me sometimes too KitKat

*whispers back*
Yeah....it's so awful....
So anyways, under the water??

 

[BunnyVT]

psspspspspspspspsp

Willow found a fish. She followed the fish. She chased the fish.

*Dives back underwater and goes after Willow*
What' cha doing Willow?

 

[Sir Fungus]

*speaking telepathically back*
What the hell though! You're just going to end up hurting her if you keep doing this. Can you act like a man for once and treat her with respect? I'm surprised she hasn't attempted to murder you yet.

*more mind speak*
Clearly you haven’t been around to see the last attempt to murder me...me turning gojira into gojirin is what happened.

 

[BunnyVT]

*whispers back*
Yeah....it's so awful....
So anyways, under the water??

Yeah, It would be awesome!

 

[xokenziee.]

Willow looked at Bun. “Chasing this fish.”

 

[Lone Star II]

*more mind speak*
Clearly you haven’t been around to see the last attempt to murder me...me turning gojira into gojirin is what happened.

Well don't fuck it up. Do you even have real feelings for her?

 

[Sir Fungus]

Well don't fuck it up. Do you even have real feelings for her?

Of course! I can never share my love for just one person.

 

[Lone Star II]

Yeah, It would be awesome!

I guess that means no food, or drinks. Or chairs.....uhhh so who's going to marry us?

 

[Lone Star II]

Of course! I can never share my love for just one person.

Neither can I, but I stay loyal. Would you?

 

[Sir Fungus]

Neither can I, but I stay loyal. Would you?

Well what do you think?

I guess that means no food, or drinks. Or chairs.....uhhh so who's going to marry us?

*Holds up a card proving I’m certified to marry off people.*

 

[BunnyVT]

Willow looked at Bun. “Chasing this fish.”

*She smiled and looked at Willow again*
Want to see something cooler than this fish?

 

[xokenziee.]

Ava got up and tapped Kit. She held up a necklace.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Frog gets blown away by leaf blower