Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[BackSet]

Um... pick up line.

 

[BunnyVT]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not that pretty but dang look at you

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

You are just the fuel I need to light my flames!

What I am saying-

 

[MewmentoMori]

Yo queen/king, I've got a throne for you to sit on. Lemme clean it up first.

*wipes own face*

 

[Sir Fungus]

Since you’re already mew, can I be your mewtwo?

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Yo queen/king, I've got a throne for you to sit on. Lemme clean it up first.

*wipes own face*

(I am not face-sitting you-)

 

[MewmentoMori]

(I am not face-sitting you-)

Ayt, if horses and steeds are more your thing, I'll be your ri- *is brick'd*

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

*Me, who tossed the brick-*
Yeah I'm not into that either. Not like I can do those things the right way anyways.

 

[BackSet]

Is it hot in here or is it just- oh wait, yeah, it is hot in here. I'm just going to go turn down the heat.

Since you’re already mew, can I be your mewtwo?

Pretty sure that's incest, since Mewtwo is a clone of Mew and therefor somewhere between Mew's child and Mew's sibling.

 

[Sir Fungus]

Is it hot in here or is it just- oh wait, yeah, it is hot in here. I'm just going to go turn down the heat.

Pretty sure that's incest, since Mewtwo is a clone of Mew and therefor somewhere between Mew's child and Mew's sibling.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Well now it's too cool in this room-

 

[BunnyVT]

I can't with this thread XD

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Oh, your the bravest bun? Then be brave for me... And get me a glass of milk with cookies- Oo, the chocolate chip ones!

 

[BunnyVT]

Go get your own cookies fox, what do I look like, a maid?

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Alright, fine, I'll go get them...

 

[MewmentoMori]

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Aaaaand there goes my glass of milk

Also in the original Red and Blue versions, Mew did give birth to Mewtwo, scientists just modified the baby so uuuuuh

 

[Wert]

You're going to need a Full Restore by the time I'm done with you.

 

[BunnyVT]

I'm sorry Fox, I have chocolate cake tho...

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Also in the original Red and Blue versions, Mew did give birth to Mewtwo, scientists just modified the baby so uuuuuh

(What-)

I'll gladly take chocolate cake!

 

[BunnyVT]

*Hands chocolate cake and milk*

I drink Oat milk....Dunno if you'd like stuff like that tho

 

[BunnyVT]

You're going to need a Full Restore by the time I'm done with you.

Also Omega oof to whoever this was directed towards

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Oat Milk is A-Okay! It still heals the same amount as regular milk.

 

[BunnyVT]

Plus, it's lactose free and vegan friendly

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Yep! Another bonus to it.

 

[MewmentoMori]

You're going to need a Full Restore by the time I'm done with you.