Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

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*goes to N-On and takes sharpie and draws a mustache*
 
I’ll take a White Russian, but instead of milk, some peppermint mocha coffee creamer.
 
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’there’s no way in literal hell they can make a commonwealth.’
his smile turns criminal
’it requires 71 foreign ingredients.’
 
i’ll take my usual. i’ll take my apple juice.
 
i’ll take my usual. i’ll take my apple juice.
Okay hun!

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’there’s no way in literal hell they can make a commonwealth.’
his smile turns criminal
’it requires 71 foreign ingredients.’
I didn't know which kind of commonwealth you wanted, so I made a commonwealth with Lemon juice and Canadian whiskey

i’ll take my usual. i’ll take my apple juice.
*Hands a cup of apple juice*
Here ya go hun
I would enjoy some eldritch wine please
*Hands a wine glass and a bottle of eldritch wine*
Here ya go N-On
I’ll take a White Russian, but instead of milk, some peppermint mocha coffee creamer.
*Hands a White Russian with no milk but with Peppermint mocha coffee creamer instead*
Here ya go!
 
*drinks* *feels dizzy, gets out* I’ll be...right back..
 
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