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*comes up through floor and into living room* Attention homo sapiens. Please refrain from opening any windows or doors, as this will instantly kill all of you, and I would be lonely for the trip. The house is equipped with oxygen and gravity stabilizers to normalize the environment. This journey will take approximately 3-7 days Bon Voyage!
 
*comes up through floor and into living room* Attention homo sapiens. Please refrain from opening any windows or doors, as this will instantly kill all of you, and I would be lonely for the trip. The house is equipped with oxygen and gravity stabilizers to normalize the environment. This journey will take approximately 3-7 days Bon Voyage!
*Is asleep under the sofa*
 
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