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(No, no onknonononkkknkkjhnvnvjv......*random confusing noises*)

Are you a bowl? Cause I can fit in your arms
 
I can't tell if it's the glowing or your Immense beauty...but I can't take my eyes off you.
 
( this started off in dark places and now its so softttttt )

my name's love , and im blind for you .
 
Rose are red
Your being bratty
Turn that ass around so I can make you call me daddy.


I could get lost in your eyes, and honestly, I wouldn't mind a bit. As long as I'm with you.
Ive been lost my whole life, but you've given me direction. Thank you.
 
( dayum the innocence ship sailed , it had it's fun , but it's gone now into the distance )

my bed's a lot like a car i gotta strap in before i can take you for a ride .
 
damn son .

if i was any household appliance id be a washing machine , because im gonna get them panties wet .

okay im done . this was it . ive reached my maximum .
 
Holy shite man, that one was good but I think I can top it

The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word.
 
im getting competitive vibes and im back in the game to win it .

they call me fre last name aky , imma let you in on the family tree tonight ~ ♡
 
d a n g
dude i have a lot of respect for you now . that was good .

i know when im beat . so ill leave my final word here .

my love for you is like diarrhea , i just can't hold it in .
 
Is it hot in here or is it just- wait, no, it's hot in here, give me a second I'll turn down the heat.

Anyway, as I was saying, I think you're pretty cute. We should do something some time.
 
Is it hot in here or is it just- wait, no, it's hot in here, give me a second I'll turn down the heat.

Anyway, as I was saying, I think you're pretty cute. We should do something some time.
some one kill me...
i... can I offer you a... drink,?
 
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