Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[mogy]

.....
*Opens eyes*
My husband's been dead for 3 years.....

*wiggles to be put down*
it must suck

 

[BunnyVT]

*wiggles to be put down*
it must suck

It doesn't...
Watching him die was really the worst part
*Holds in grip*

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

arlon

 

[Sir Fungus]

arlon

No, she’s a cat, not a fish

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

 

[BunnyVT]

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I don't smoke weed, but I know I'm going to hell

 

[mogy]

*does puppy eyes, and says in the cutest voice ever*
let me go, b*tch.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Nico
Vinsmoke
Roronoa
Toni Toni
Brook

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Omg yay it’s finally raining

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

i guess mochi is good name, though brazil would be better

((just finished raining where i am yourlocal-eboyy . Ur in texas?))

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

omg yes how

 

[Lone Star II]

Hershey?

That's not a girls first name lol.....

Lilith?

Sounds....good actually.

Devito?

No. Just no.

Marie
Ani
Luka
Sierra
Cass

No to all.

Chloe?

Ehh maybe.

Lola?

Meh.

Daisy?

No ((((my sister irl omfg hahaha))))

Dahlilah

Sounds good too.....

Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City

PAGE YES

Nina
Lola
Gabby
Sylvest
Ao
Urela
Zyne
Tyke
Cuni
Ali
Skye

Yes and no to the rest.

Layla?

Good one.

Mochi?

Good one as well.

 

[BunnyVT]

*does puppy eyes, and says in the cutest voice ever*
let me go, b*tch.

*Squeezes lightly*
Do you want to try me you impudent little creature?
*Smiles with murderous intent*

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

*sighs * bun, you need to stop drinking * opens up portal under pokemon so that it teleports by my side*

 

[mogy]

thanks daddy *smiles*

 

[BunnyVT]

Wha-
*Looks at N-On*
My drinking has nothing to do with this!!

 

[Lone Star II]

Are you going to reply to my replies or what?

 

[BunnyVT]

Are you going to reply to my replies or what?

Maril?

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

i think Mochi would be a good name *mutters under breath* even though brazil is obviously a superior name

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Come here n-on

 

[Lone Star II]

*takes kitten from Toby*
Sorry Toby, she needs to sleep in her crib for now.
*places kitten gently in the crib*
*walks back over to the commotion*
Lower your voices.
*looks to Bun*
That sounds like something some guy would have as a name...
*looks at N-On*
Right now, I think you should shut. It.

 

[.Arteries.]

Good one as well.

Mochi is a great name.

 

[Sir Fungus]

*Sipping on Eldritchian wine*

 

[.Arteries.]

*Sipping on Eldritchian wine*

GIVE.

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

fine, i'll stop talking about brazil *looks at fungus* gmornin m8,what do u thinks a good name for da kitty