The Great Sage
The Storyteller
Now it is.
I'm full of whale jokes for some reason, here's another:
One day a boy whale and a girl whale were going for a swim in the ocean. They were having a fantastic time until the boy whale spotted a ship in the distance. The boy whale became enraged because he recognized this ship as the same one that had killed his father the year before. Frantically, he hatched a plan:
"We will both swim under the ship and use out spouts to flip it over!" The boy whale told the girl whale, and she agreed.
So the whales both dove under the water, swam over to the ship and blew it out of the water with their spouts. Triumphantly, the pair resurfaced only to be horrified that the sailors had all abandoned ship and were escaping to shore.
"Quick!" Said the boy whale, "Help me gobble them all up before they escape!"
"Not so fast!" Said the girl whale, "Look - I agreed to the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow any sea men!"
My friend told me this funny story about a giraffe, but I’m convinced it’s just a tall tale.
