Humor Guilty plesures?

Absolutely ridiculous, horribly uninspired and definitely mass-produced pop songs. Like the really bad ones.
 
You know those grocery store sugar cookies that have like half an inch of cake frosting on them? I fucking love those things.
 
Edgy stuff
Whether it's an edgy character, edgy plotline, or an edgy character design/edgy fashion sense, whatever it is, I like eDgE. I mean... I'm still really picky about the kind of stories I like and I do get bothered if I feel like something is overly edgy for no reason, but... yeah I like edgy things.
Guess it also depends on how you define "edgy" lol
 
- The movie P. S. Love You.
- throwback emo songs™
- stabbing my butter knife into a new peanut butter jar to break the perfect surface
 
PotatoPhoenix said:
Edgy stuff
Whether it's an edgy character, edgy plotline, or an edgy character design/edgy fashion sense, whatever it is, I like eDgE. I mean... I'm still really picky about the kind of stories I like and I do get bothered if I feel like something is overly edgy for no reason, but... yeah I like edgy things.
Guess it also depends on how you define "edgy" lol
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I feel this so hard. This kind of archetype character is like my obsession and I just pretend it's not haha.
 
*ahem*
hershey almond bars
bbq sunflower seeds
spicy sweet chili doritos
ariana grande/shawn mendes/fifth harmony (specifically the song work it)/nikki minaj
artsy writing

and most importantly
songs that i listen to specifically at three in the morning in the winter time that make me cry and debate whether or not existence is truly important and if we should all just end it now™
 
stealing pieces of my moms pineapples when a bowl is left in the fridge
 
Roblox. Especially some of the front page games that are specifically made to make money off of younger children.
 
Guilty pleasures eh? Well for one, oreos. I could eat a whole box with some milk and have no immediate regrets until I realize how much I'll need to bust my ass the next day to make up for it.

Second, feel free to call me an asshole on this one, but listening to bratty or even just straight asshole kids cry after something hurts them or they don't get what they want. I don't know about the lot of you, but if you have a little kid screaming at you about whatever and then starts crying when either you or a parent tells them off....it's like music to my ears. Ironic considering I can't stand babies crying.
 
Forbidden romance. I'll play the heck out of it in my RP's and even my own writing if given the opportunity.
 
- Cringe compilations. Whatever kind of cringe compilations. Nickelodeon Cringe Compilations, Fangirl Cringe Compilations, etc. etc. They hurt and make me cringe to the nine circles of hell and back, but I just...can't...stop...watching.

- Going into a kids' game (i.e Animal Jam), jumping into a random "RP". I've had so many hilarious encounters thanks to this horrible, horrible habit. All those scenes of "she bites down on his neck and kills him no miss no nothing" being met with "escapes anyway WAAAAAAAH MOMMY" and that one kid who threatened to hack me and "do something very bad" while pretending to be a Creepypasta.

- Most terrible guilty pleasure of mine. Terrible OCs/fanfics. I know it's going to be bad. The moment I see the first few lines, the first few character descriptions, the summary, the character's appearance, I just know that it's going to be horrific and will probably result in me cringing on the floor and half-dead, but I read anyway. I read until I can take no more.
 
CrowOuttaHell said:
- Cringe compilations. Whatever kind of cringe compilations. Nickelodeon Cringe Compilations, Fangirl Cringe Compilations, etc. etc. They hurt and make me cringe to the nine circles of hell and back, but I just...can't...stop...watching.

- Going into a kids' game (i.e Animal Jam), jumping into a random "RP". I've had so many hilarious encounters thanks to this horrible, horrible habit. All those scenes of "she bites down on his neck and kills him no miss no nothing" being met with "escapes anyway WAAAAAAAH MOMMY" and that one kid who threatened to hack me and "do something very bad" while pretending to be a Creepypasta.

- Most terrible guilty pleasure of mine. Terrible OCs/fanfics. I know it's going to be bad. The moment I see the first few lines, the first few character descriptions, the summary, the character's appearance, I just know that it's going to be horrific and will probably result in me cringing on the floor and half-dead, but I read anyway. I read until I can take no more.
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ME THO
 
CrowOuttaHell said:
- Cringe compilations. Whatever kind of cringe compilations. Nickelodeon Cringe Compilations, Fangirl Cringe Compilations, etc. etc. They hurt and make me cringe to the nine circles of hell and back, but I just...can't...stop...watching.

- Going into a kids' game (i.e Animal Jam), jumping into a random "RP". I've had so many hilarious encounters thanks to this horrible, horrible habit. All those scenes of "she bites down on his neck and kills him no miss no nothing" being met with "escapes anyway WAAAAAAAH MOMMY" and that one kid who threatened to hack me and "do something very bad" while pretending to be a Creepypasta.

- Most terrible guilty pleasure of mine. Terrible OCs/fanfics. I know it's going to be bad. The moment I see the first few lines, the first few character descriptions, the summary, the character's appearance, I just know that it's going to be horrific and will probably result in me cringing on the floor and half-dead, but I read anyway. I read until I can take no more.
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Have you read My Immortal? It's like the infamous bad fanfic that defined bad fanfic.
 
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