Trignome
A Candle
The mid-morning sun occasionally dragged itself above the thick blankets of clouds in the sky, giving a lethargic wave that did little to brighten the somber study room. Chernobog didn’t mind, however. He wouldn’t feel much like waving to such a depressing group of people, either. Glancing around the room, he sighed around the eraser tip that he was chewing. The caffeine crash is kicking in for them, he could tell by the stale coffee odor that permeated from the little styrofoam sippy cups. Though rather unhappy himself, Chernobog’s frustrations weren’t aimless, they were focused on one person in particular; a girl. No, this wasn’t a romantic interest; this was a student of his. Although, it was strange calling her a student, when she was actually a few years older than him. If asked to describe this particular student, Chernobog would be very hard-pressed to do so. She is…she is very…he thought for a moment. If the phrase “WHOOOOOOO, let’s fuckin’ PAR-TAYYYYYYY!” was a girl, this would be the girl. He snorted into his sleeve.
An irritated voice whined to him. “WHY aren’t you HELPING me?” said party girl as she squirmed in her seat, loosening her ridiculously thin cami strap. She leaned in, her brown hair streaked with bleached blond, giving her perm a greasy, stringy effect. “I KNOW I as late, ‘kay? But there was this PARTY I just HAD to go to. Yah know?” Chernobog put his pencil down and sighed, massaging his puffy eyes before blearily looking down at his watch. “Cindy, there is a distinct difference between ‘fashionably late’, and completely forgetting a tutoring session.” Not that you’re particularly chic. He gave the girl a derisive once-over, taking in her neon pink cami, her shredded puke-camouflage leggings and her flip-flops encrusted with plastic, orange rhinestones.
What Chernobog was most concerned about at that moment wasn’t Cindy’s color-blindness, though, but her chest, which was getting uncomfortably close to his shoulder. Seriously, get those meat-sacks away from me. “Stop breasting my shoulder.” She giggled, apparently finding his statement hilarious, while at the same time continuing to lean against his shoulder like she hadn’t heard him at all. Her psychology thesis, really the blank sheet of notebook paper that was supposed to be her psychology thesis, was being completely ignored. Chernobog leaned over with his right arm, tapped his finger on the paper, then firmly made eye contact with her. “Get to work, or I’m doubling my rates next time.” The girl immediately sat up, looking rather affronted. “You don’t understand AT ALL. I was late ‘cause of the PARTY. You can’t blame ME for that. It’s not my FAULT! You already charge $50 an HOUR. That’s one WHOLE dollar per MINUTE!” Obviously, not the brightest at math. Chernobog breathed in slowly, exhaling the pent-up frustration in his body before thinking of the best way to solve the issue at hand. Cindy nudged him in the ribs. “Hey, did yah HEAR me? I said it WASN’T my FAULT.”
“Whoa, do you see that?” Chernobog sat up quickly in feigned surprise, pointing his finger at the empty space behind the girl. She peeked over her shoulder in confusion, then turned back to him. “There’s nothing there,” Cindy whined, pushing her chest out and making a pouty face. Chernobog deadpanned, “Sorry, Miss Giggle-Tits. I was just pointing out the humongous shit I didn’t give.” He turned without waiting for the girl’s response and continued reading the Complete Poems of Emily Dickenson. An entire hour wasted, and I haven’t even finished the first assignment for the mail-service. He didn’t feel the consequent storm of expletives that the girl rained down upon him. He didn’t see the finger she flicked him as she shoved her chair back and grabbed her purse. He didn’t hear the slapping of her flip-flops on the floor as she marched off in a huff. Chernobog was regretful of one detail, though, as he lost himself in Diceknson’s words. Damn, she forgot to pay for this session.
An irritated voice whined to him. “WHY aren’t you HELPING me?” said party girl as she squirmed in her seat, loosening her ridiculously thin cami strap. She leaned in, her brown hair streaked with bleached blond, giving her perm a greasy, stringy effect. “I KNOW I as late, ‘kay? But there was this PARTY I just HAD to go to. Yah know?” Chernobog put his pencil down and sighed, massaging his puffy eyes before blearily looking down at his watch. “Cindy, there is a distinct difference between ‘fashionably late’, and completely forgetting a tutoring session.” Not that you’re particularly chic. He gave the girl a derisive once-over, taking in her neon pink cami, her shredded puke-camouflage leggings and her flip-flops encrusted with plastic, orange rhinestones.
What Chernobog was most concerned about at that moment wasn’t Cindy’s color-blindness, though, but her chest, which was getting uncomfortably close to his shoulder. Seriously, get those meat-sacks away from me. “Stop breasting my shoulder.” She giggled, apparently finding his statement hilarious, while at the same time continuing to lean against his shoulder like she hadn’t heard him at all. Her psychology thesis, really the blank sheet of notebook paper that was supposed to be her psychology thesis, was being completely ignored. Chernobog leaned over with his right arm, tapped his finger on the paper, then firmly made eye contact with her. “Get to work, or I’m doubling my rates next time.” The girl immediately sat up, looking rather affronted. “You don’t understand AT ALL. I was late ‘cause of the PARTY. You can’t blame ME for that. It’s not my FAULT! You already charge $50 an HOUR. That’s one WHOLE dollar per MINUTE!” Obviously, not the brightest at math. Chernobog breathed in slowly, exhaling the pent-up frustration in his body before thinking of the best way to solve the issue at hand. Cindy nudged him in the ribs. “Hey, did yah HEAR me? I said it WASN’T my FAULT.”
“Whoa, do you see that?” Chernobog sat up quickly in feigned surprise, pointing his finger at the empty space behind the girl. She peeked over her shoulder in confusion, then turned back to him. “There’s nothing there,” Cindy whined, pushing her chest out and making a pouty face. Chernobog deadpanned, “Sorry, Miss Giggle-Tits. I was just pointing out the humongous shit I didn’t give.” He turned without waiting for the girl’s response and continued reading the Complete Poems of Emily Dickenson. An entire hour wasted, and I haven’t even finished the first assignment for the mail-service. He didn’t feel the consequent storm of expletives that the girl rained down upon him. He didn’t see the finger she flicked him as she shoved her chair back and grabbed her purse. He didn’t hear the slapping of her flip-flops on the floor as she marched off in a huff. Chernobog was regretful of one detail, though, as he lost himself in Diceknson’s words. Damn, she forgot to pay for this session.