Shining Wizard
Professional Asswiper
TORGO - GLADIUS I, CITADEL, THE PRESIDIUM
"Yes, that is right. Run, cowards, run. Torgo hungers for legal recompense."
Torgo shook her fist at the retreating C-Sec officers as the (pending) Master failed to comprehend... Anything about the situation at hand. Turning on her heel and placing a hand on the (pending) Master's chest, Torgo shook her head in an attempt to communicate disappointment.
"Torgo was under the assumption that this was straightforward, but it appears Master (pending) has a soft brain to go with her soft body. In simple terms: Torgo requires a [designated function] in order to cover expenses, and the [designated function] Torgo wishes to fulfill is that of a [Maid]. [Maids] require [Masters] to employ them. Thus, Torgo's first task is to acquire a [Master]. For Torgo to fill both [Maid] and [Master] designations simultaneously would be meaningless."
Patting the (pending) Master exactly twice, Torgo turned and pointed towards the exit.
"Now that you understand, allow Torgo to escort you to the nearest spaceport."
LATER
GLADIUS I, CITADEL, ?????, ?????
"It appears Torgo has taken a wrong turn. Apologies, (pending) Master."
The party stood on the street corner of one of the Citadel's lesser-known wards, a pleasant enough little place if you could ignore the speakers blaring German marching songs from the rooftops...
...And the propaganda posters plastered all over the sides of buildings...
...And the enormous, cyclopean robots that stood watchful guard every couple of blocks...
...And the young men in military uniforms sharing cigarettes in alleyways and under the eaves, muttering about the "Earthnoid menace"...
...Outside of that, though, it was the very model of suburban bliss.
The Mad Queen Specialist
"Yes, that is right. Run, cowards, run. Torgo hungers for legal recompense."
Torgo shook her fist at the retreating C-Sec officers as the (pending) Master failed to comprehend... Anything about the situation at hand. Turning on her heel and placing a hand on the (pending) Master's chest, Torgo shook her head in an attempt to communicate disappointment.
"Torgo was under the assumption that this was straightforward, but it appears Master (pending) has a soft brain to go with her soft body. In simple terms: Torgo requires a [designated function] in order to cover expenses, and the [designated function] Torgo wishes to fulfill is that of a [Maid]. [Maids] require [Masters] to employ them. Thus, Torgo's first task is to acquire a [Master]. For Torgo to fill both [Maid] and [Master] designations simultaneously would be meaningless."
Patting the (pending) Master exactly twice, Torgo turned and pointed towards the exit.
"Now that you understand, allow Torgo to escort you to the nearest spaceport."
LATER
GLADIUS I, CITADEL, ?????, ?????
"It appears Torgo has taken a wrong turn. Apologies, (pending) Master."
The party stood on the street corner of one of the Citadel's lesser-known wards, a pleasant enough little place if you could ignore the speakers blaring German marching songs from the rooftops...
...And the propaganda posters plastered all over the sides of buildings...
...And the enormous, cyclopean robots that stood watchful guard every couple of blocks...
...And the young men in military uniforms sharing cigarettes in alleyways and under the eaves, muttering about the "Earthnoid menace"...
...Outside of that, though, it was the very model of suburban bliss.
The Mad Queen Specialist