cuddlefish
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
I give you the power to talk to objects. Not only can you talk to objects, the objects can talk to you back.
If I had this power, I would use it to land myself in a mental hospital. Or make myself a friend.
If I had this power, I would use it to land myself in a mental hospital. Or make myself a friend.