Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[ryanpk200]

Or a medically induced coma...

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Oh Jesus
Fuck me sideways


Got slammed at work

Unless you're serious, don't suggest that. There are two guys here who probably will.

 

[Wintermute]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Unless you're serious, don't suggest that. There are two guys here who probably will.

[/QUOTE]
teehee

 

[Atom]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Hello, my long lost son.
 



Slammed?

[/QUOTE]
Restaurant


Phrase meaning we got super busy super fucking fast

 

[Atom]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Unless you're serious, don't suggest that. There are two guys here who probably will.

[/QUOTE]

 

[ryanpk200]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I'll be the one, Ryan. You'll die honorably.

[/QUOTE]
When you kill me you need to pull a Winchester.

 

[AvidElmV2]

So... Assailant got ran off?


Strangely I feel.... Relieved?

 

[Daimao]

I feel hungry

 

[Atom]

I feel hungry

What do you think of my chick?

 

[Hibiscus]

I miss Assailant.

 

[Atom]

I miss Assailant.

No.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Restaurant
Phrase meaning we got super busy super fucking fast

Ah. Figured as much.

 

[Hibiscus]

No.

Go accept my quest and I'll go accept your CS. Break!

 

[Atom]

Go accept my quest and I'll go accept your CS. Break!

Pffft


I didn't make an ODST or such


Already accepted foo'

 

[Hibiscus]

Pffft
I didn't make an ODST or such


Already accepted foo'

......Dammit.

 

[Atom]

......Dammit.

Tables have turned


Read it and give me an opinion and I'll accept your quest.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

......Dammit.

Haha!!

 

[Hibiscus]

Tables have turned
Read it and give me an opinion and I'll accept your quest.

Fine!

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Haha!!

[/QUOTE]
...Ugh. Fixed my phone, text me for your punishment.

 

[AvidElmV2]

What's the quest......?

 

[Atom]

Fine!
...Ugh. Fixed my phone, text me for your punishment.

I could say so many things here. So... many... things..........

 

[Hibiscus]

I could say so many things here. So... many... things..........

Oh dear lord. As long as you don't use the blackmail.

 

[AvidElmV2]

Oh, I wanna say it so bad..... So badly... But I won't, because Autumn would rip you and everything she sees apart. And I kinda like my body how it is...

 

[Atom]

Oh, I wanna say it so bad..... So badly... But I won't, because Autumn would rip you and everything she sees apart. And I kinda like my body how it is...

With the use of that name you've already fucked up. Not even I'M that ballsy mate.

 

[AvidElmV2]

With the use of that name you've already fucked up. Not even I'M that ballsy mate.

I am. But still, Huntrey's closer to Autumn, so, at max, I'll have a good three minutes to run away while he gets beat to a pulp.

 

[Hibiscus]

Oh, I wanna say it so bad..... So badly... But I won't, because Autumn would rip you and everything she sees apart. And I kinda like my body how it is...

Tsk tsk, don't call her Autumn lest you want to your insides to become outsides.

With the use of that name you've already fucked up. Not even I'M that ballsy mate.

Exactly.


And it's not even that bad, y'all can both bite me.