Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

Oh Gawd, don't tell me his paragraphs were deleted >.>?! And nothing wrong with one man calling another man Hunt. What are you insinuating?!


@Shadowborn Omen Who needs video games when you got great company like us. . .?!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I'm so confused by this, because that sounds like something Hunter would say, but you're not Hunter. ._.

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Or am I?...

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]And by get off my lazy ass I mean keep sitting on it and do something OTHER than play videogames with all my free time.
 



Huntrey is too many letters


What do you want us to call him? .-.

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I don't give a shit what you call him. That's his opinion, never mine (except if any of you fuckers call him something that is actually mean and you mean it, then it is my time to mind. And I will definitely mind). I just find it funny that you don't call him Hunter. But, whateva. I'm just blabbing. Ignore me.


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Or am I?...

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That would be weird as hell if there was any chance that you are him. But I highly, highly doubt that.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Hunt, would you please ever so kindly get on and confirm that I am in fact you?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

New conspiracy theory; Huntrey=Shadowborn Omen. I will start collecting files and information on this after I wrap up my 911 was an inside Ancient Alien job. Trust me guys, this'll be one tight theory.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I can confirm that Hunter is not you, because you act nothing like him, Shadow. Nothing at all.


There ya go, TAC. Job done for ya. No need to pay me...well, if you want, I'll take it, but I'm not forcing anything.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Well done, I should of put the pieces together. But I can never match up those damn center, cloud puzzle pieces! They all look the same!


Wait. . What if. . You're in on this conspiracy? Oh God Shadowborn/Huntrey is Church too. How far down do the lies go?!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I can confirm that Hunter is not you, because you act nothing like him, Shadow. Nothing at all.
There ya go, TAC. Job done for ya. No need to pay me...well, if you want, I'll take it, but I'm not forcing anything.

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Maybe. JUST MAYBE. That's all this is... An act!


Now if Hunt would just confirm my identity.


I MEAN... UH... LET ME GET ON MY REAL ACCOUNT TO CONFIRM MY OWN IDENTITY.


(Hunt, now is when you come in!!)

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Clever ploy, Church! Talking to yourself in an attempt to throw me off. But I'm hot on your trail, I'll soon uncover this mystery!

 

[Daimao]

What the literal fuck is going on? You're all corn muffins.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Daimao, you're the only one I can trust! Church, Simmons2.0, and Huntrey are all the same person. The clues have been all around us. Ever notice they all like Tucker, from the blue team? Undeniable evidence right there, not to mention they all go to bed at the same time! Suspicious activity is a foot.

 

[Daimao]

Its fucking Huntrey-ception, man. There's fucking Huntreys everywhere.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Well done, I should of put the pieces together. But I can never match up those damn center, cloud puzzle pieces! They all look the same!
Wait. . What if. . You're in on this conspiracy? Oh God Shadowborn/Huntrey is Church too. How far down do the lies go?!

Uh, quick question: Why is Hel's name would I date myself?? Lol.

 

[MockingXbird]

What the fuck did I miss in the last five minutes?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Maybe. JUST MAYBE. That's all this is... An act!
Now if Hunt would just confirm my identity.


I MEAN... UH... LET ME GET ON MY REAL ACCOUNT TO CONFIRM MY OWN IDENTITY.


(Hunt, now is when you come in!!)

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xD Want me to help you with that? I can tell the real Hunter to get his ass in here.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Uh, quick question: Why is Hel's name would I date myself?? Lol.

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Maybe you're incredibly egocentric. . .OR this is the ultimate roleplay for you, Huntrey! You do this for the thrills!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

What the fuck did I miss in the last five minutes?

DON'T LISTEN, MOCK! IT'S ALL A LIE! I'm the me you always remembered ;-;

 

[1stLt HChurch]

What the literal fuck is going on? You're all corn muffins.

Does this really surprise you, Daimy? Does it?


 

What the fuck did I miss in the last five minutes?

Nothing important at all.

 

[MockingXbird]

LIES. LIES EVERYWHERE. LIIEESSS


I have no idea what's going on xD apparently Hunt is everywhere

 

[1stLt HChurch]

LIES. LIES EVERYWHERE. LIIEESSS
I have no idea what's going on xD apparently Hunt is everywhere

That's a completely accurate summary of this completely stupid conversation.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Mock understands! I swear, there are far too many pieces of convincing evidence for this to be anything but the truth.

 

[MockingXbird]

IT'S THE HUNT-APOCOLYPS

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Hid yo kid, hid yo wife, cause they turnin' everyone into Huntrey out here.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Who needs an army of robot Tex's?

 

[Daimao]

Is Daimy my nickname now or something? Because I've been called that at least twice today.