Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[AvidElmV2]

Well shit, you've just done been added to my hit list.

This is why I'm going to kill everyone. This is a prime example.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

This is why I'm going to kill everyone. This is a prime example.

I have an army. So yeah, I think you'll be hung up by your feet and beaten like a pinata first.


Oooh, catapulting you at a castle also sounds fun.

 

[AvidElmV2]

I have an army. So yeah, I think you'll be hung up by your feet and beaten like a pinata first.
Oooh, catapulting you at a castle also sounds fun.

I'm begining to see why The Royal family hates you.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I have an army. So yeah, I think you'll be hung up by your feet and beaten like a pinata first.
Oooh, catapulting you at a castle also sounds fun.

Your army will be burning in the pits of Hell before you get the chance. If you forget, I have an army as well.

 

[MockingXbird]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]There's no neutrality in this, dear sister.
Two sides want the throne. Only one can truly have it. Who do you side with?

[/QUOTE]
Neither, as I said. I sit peacefully in the middle


And Cent! No killing my little brother

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I'm begining to see why The Royal family hates you.

:C


You broke my fragile heart by rejecting my offer.


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Your army will be burning in the pits of Hell before you get the chance. If you forget, I have an army as well.

[/QUOTE]
Shall we test who's army is superior? Meet me in the swamp! We'll find out!

Neither, as I said. I sit peacefully in the middle
And Cent! No killing my little brother

What about the older one. . ?

 

[MockingXbird]

No, not the older one either. You may imprison him but not killing. He may be an idiot but I still love him

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

No, not the older one either. You may imprison him but not killing. He may be an idiot but I still love him

I see where this "neutrality" is.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

That'll work for me, as long as he's out of my hair.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Shall we test who's army is superior? Meet me in the swamp! We'll find out!

Of course you want me to fight you in your lands, so you have the advantage!


I believe you'd still lose, though.

 

[AvidElmV2]

:C
You broke my fragile heart by rejecting my offer.


 



Shall we test who's army is superior? Meet me in the swamp! We'll find out!


What about the older one. . ?

I can break your soul too. And your arms, and rib cage, and spleen.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

There's only one way to find out. I've opted for a strong Mongolian influence to my military, so I am confident.


 

I can break your soul too. And your arms, and rib cage, and spleen.

Not before thousands of men all point their sharp pointy swords at you!

 

[MockingXbird]

Little brother, no mass destruction either.


ah, you are like children

 

[AvidElmV2]

There's only one way to find out. I've opted for a strong Mongolian influence to my military, so I am confident.
 



Not before thousands of men all point their sharp pointy swords at you!

*looks at the swords and breaks them all using dark magic*


You were saying?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

*looks at the swords and breaks them all using dark magic*
You were saying?

Congrats, now you just have thousands of large, armor clad soldiers all around you.

 

[AvidElmV2]

Little brother, no mass destruction either.
ah, you are like children

But..... Why!?!?!?

 

[MockingXbird]

...*walks to Centy and dick kicks*


Both of you stop OAO

 

[AvidElmV2]

Little brother, no mass destruction either.
ah, you are like children

But..... Why!?!?!?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

*Falls to the floor*


I NEEDED THAT! AHHH!


 
On a side note, something smells like delicious pancakes.

 

[Hibiscus]

Maybe. I don't, I'm still deciding. I might just go wandering in the West. Hopefully I'll find someone who can teach me in the ways of the Occult.

And just made a new plot point, oh I have quite the post to write.

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]There's no neutrality in this, dear sister.
Two sides want the throne. Only one can truly have it. Who do you side with?

[/QUOTE]
Three sides now, after my idea.

 

[MockingXbird]

But..... Why!?!?!?

Because. I said so.

*Falls to the floor*
I NEEDED THAT! AHHH!


 
On a side note, something smells like delicious pancakes.

Well then don't threaten my brother. I may love you but I'm not afraid to seperated your dick from your body

 

[AvidElmV2]

*Falls to the floor*
I NEEDED THAT! AHHH!


 
On a side note, something smells like delicious pancakes.

*stops burning TAC's dick*


Really....? What is it.....?

 

[MockingXbird]

And just made a new plot point, oh I have quite the post to write.
Three sides now, after my idea.

See Brother? I can be nuetral if I want


 

*stops burning TAC's dick*
Really....? What is it.....?

....Ah, they learn well =w=

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

See Brother? I can be nuetral if I want

I don't see. At all, actually.

 

[MockingXbird]

That's because you are blind with stubborn stupidity