Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[TheAncientCelt]

Oi, fockers. You still alive?


 


[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I know, I know. I'm working on it.
 



The Chairman was about read to leap through the screen and kill Locus and Felix himself in this episode.


 



I only like his cunning and brilliant mind, which he definitely has. Other than that, he is just a deceptive, creepy old fucker.


 
He even keeps trophies of everything that has to do with his victories. Tex's helmet with a hole in it, Meta's (Grif's) Brute Shot, the Epsilon capture unit, etc. Hell, he even found and kept THE GODDAMN PISTOL THAT THE DIRECTOR KILLED HIMSELF WITH. He's a creepy fucker.

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I feel like Locus and Felix are steadily being made smaller and smaller deals, and either Shark Face or another new comer is just gonna plow through them. .

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Oi, fockers. You still alive?
 



I feel like Locus and Felix are steadily being made smaller and smaller deals, and either Shark Face or another new comer is just gonna plow through them. .

Now that you mention it, that actually makes some sense.

 

[MockingXbird]

Nooooo, I like Felix D : He is my top 3 favorite RvB characters =w= A hilarious asshole

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Random note: I still don't like the ending to the crucible.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Random note from me too: The more I see if Church being Church, the more I realize that I am like him. Because I have always hated pictures being taken of me, and it appears from looking at this that he feels the same.


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[Scottybird Corvus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Random note from me too: The more I see if Church being Church, the more I realize that I am like him. Because I have always hated pictures being taken of me, and it appears from looking at this that he feels the same.
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"... the more I realize that I am like him."


A total ass? 'Cause that's Church for ya.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="Darth Corvus]"... the more I realize that I am like him."
A total ass? 'Cause that's Church for ya.

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Did you miss the part where we're all assholes? That was established.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Did you miss the part where we're all assholes? That was established.

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Dot's vy hy said et, silly asshole.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="Darth Corvus]Dot's vy hy said et, silly asshole.

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...whut?

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]...whut?

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Think of it in a German accent.


Translation: That's why I said it, silly asshole.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

@Mockingbird[/URL]


Why does this remind me of you?


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[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Darth Corvus]"... the more I realize that I am like him."
A total ass? 'Cause that's Church for ya.

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I will not deny that I am also a total ass. Its what happens when you are naturally very sarcastic and snarky. But Church is amazing, and no one can tell me otherwise. Anyone who hates Church or Wash will be watched with an evil eye by me and put on my "possibly a shithead" list. I mean, anyone that wants to say something bad about them can. I just like to inform people about how I roll.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I will not deny that I am also a total ass. Its what happens when you are naturally very sarcastic and snarky. But Church is amazing, and no one can tell me otherwise. Anyone who hates Church or Wash will be watched with an evil eye by me and put on my "possibly a shithead" list. I mean, anyone that wants to say something bad about them can. I just like to inform people about how I roll.

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I will admit that I don't particularly like Church much. Like I said: complete asshole. I have trouble dealing with assholes that can't be bothered to be decent every once in a while.


Wash I'm cool with. Reminds me too much of me, actually. Only difference is that he is actually competent.

 

[AvidElmV2]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I will not deny that I am also a total ass. Its what happens when you are naturally very sarcastic and snarky. But Church is amazing, and no one can tell me otherwise. Anyone who hates Church or Wash will be watched with an evil eye by me and put on my "possibly a shithead" list. I mean, anyone that wants to say something bad about them can. I just like to inform people about how I roll.

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I hate Wash. He was a backstabbing bastard and I was happy to see him get sarged. I watched the scene over and over and over again dancing and crying tears of joy. Until he got back up...... *right eye twitches*

 

[Hibiscus]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]I will not deny that I am also a total ass. Its what happens when you are naturally very sarcastic and snarky. But Church is amazing, and no one can tell me otherwise. Anyone who hates Church or Wash will be watched with an evil eye by me and put on my "possibly a shithead" list. I mean, anyone that wants to say something bad about them can. I just like to inform people about how I roll.

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Sarcastic and snarky, that's a tamed way of putting it cx

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I slept in and missed my final.


Missed.


My.


Fucking.


Final.


/suicide.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I slept in and missed my final.
Missed.


My.


Fucking.


Final.


/suicide.

How the hell do you sleep in on the day of your final?


I'd have so many alarms

 

[AvidElmV2]

I slept in and missed my final.
Missed.


My.


Fucking.


Final.


/suicide.

Wanna borrow my razor blade? See, I was gonna use it, but......

 

[Hibiscus]

I slept in and missed my final.
Missed.


My.


Fucking.


Final.


/suicide.

At least you don't have to take it.

 

[AvidElmV2]

At least you don't have to take it.

How is that a good thing.....?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]How the hell do you sleep in on the day of your final?
I'd have so many alarms

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I naturally wake up at six twenty. Ever.y Fucking. Day. BUT THIS FUCKING DAY!

Wanna borrow my razor blade? See, I was gonna use it, but......

Bud, I've already broke into the liquor stash. Crown Royal and me is doin' some bonding


 

At least you don't have to take it.

Sure, but I probably failed the class now. . Work, effort, time. . MONEY! Just thinking of all the hundreds I lost. .


It brings atear to my eyes

 

[MockingXbird]

Centy-senpai D: *hugs* Its alright....We all can't be winners. I can, you can't


 
*crawls to rp* I can do this....I can reply...I can motivate myself....Temporarily ignore responsibility...maybe...... *begins slowly writing*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Centy-senpai D: *hugs* Its alright....We all can't be winners. I can, you can't
 
*crawls to rp* I can do this....I can reply...I can motivate myself....Temporarily ignore responsibility...maybe...... *begins slowly writing*

Oh Mock, you know just what to say to make me feel just as bad as before :|

 

[MockingXbird]

I try my best

 

[Hibiscus]

Oh Mock, you know just what to say to make me feel just as bad as before :|

I'll help you TAC..

Centy-senpai D: *hugs* Its alright....We all can't be winners. I can, you can't
 
*crawls to rp* I can do this....I can reply...I can motivate myself....Temporarily ignore responsibility...maybe...... *begins slowly writing*

Senpai? Senpai.... TAC, you're not allowed near my daughter.