Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[1stLt HChurch]

I woke up at 8. EARLIER THAN THE REST, BOOM!!
 
@1stLt HChurch Mother!! Where are you!?!?

I HAD A FEW BUSY DAYS. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Gentlemen. She is on page 813.


Shall we commence with our usual routine?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Gentlemen. She is on page 813.
Shall we commence with our usual routine?

1) Not this time, she's 25 pages back. She probably wouldn't even get caught up before I sign off.


2) Your picture is the Hound but your Title is The Mannis.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]1) Not this time, she's 25 pages back. She probably won't even get caught up before I sign off.
2) Your picture is the Hound but your Title is The Mannis.

[/QUOTE]
1: Fuck your face


B - Eat shit dumbledouche.

 

[AvidElmV2]

Gentlemen. She is on page 813.
Shall we commence with our usual routine?

I don't wanna die, so.... No.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I'm playing Halo 3 on Heroic.... Do I get any good lucks or.....?

Yes. Good luck, my son. Don't die too hard.

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Look, boy. I respect what you're trying to do, and if this were anyone else, I would agree with you. This man is an enemy to the Crown, and the longer you defend him the more I question your true loyalty.

[/QUOTE]
I just...


if you're going to torture him, does it have to be in such cruel and unusual ways? I mean, couldn't it be orthodox torture, or simple imprisonment? Or just let him leave like he wanted to in the first place?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I just...
if you're going to torture him, does it have to be in such cruel and unusual ways? I mean, couldn't it be orthodox torture, or simple imprisonment? Or just let him leave like he wanted to in the first place?

I'll consult my King's Manual for this question.


*pulls out empty book with blank pages*


Nope. Says it right here. Mock gets to do whatever she likes with him.


*puts book away*

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]You should be.
 
I told Autumn I would finish the Halo 4 campaign to get that armor for her...


I haven't given up!

[/QUOTE]
Thank you, my son. You are making your mother proud.

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I'll consult my King's Manual for this question.
*pulls out empty book with blank pages*


Nope. Says it right here. Mock gets to do whatever she likes with him.


*puts book away*

[/QUOTE]
I understand she CAN, I am simply trying to... dissuade her. From a humanitarian standpoint...


Mock... be a good princess and let him go.

 

[Mysterion7514]

The fact that Mock has a human as a dog is hysterical.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

All great stories.
I remember...


wait... what is this...?


WHERE THE FUCK DID MY HALO STORIES GO?!?!


I CAN'T REMEMBER THEM!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


 



My Halo Reach and 4 are both broken somehow...


 
You guys are all saying stories about Halo 2. I actually haven't played that one yet... or ODST... or wars...


Who the fuck even played wars?

ODST was the first video game I ever played and that is what made my love for Halo sprout. Wars sucks both ass and balls. And someone stole my brother's Reach disc, which I found out while having a huge need to play the firefight. Needless to say, I was fucking pissed.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I understand she CAN, I am simply trying to... dissuade her. From a humanitarian standpoint...
Mock... be a good princess and let him go.

A good guard would not tell his princess what to do and protect her as she does what she wants.


P.S.: You picked the job of guard, not me. You had that one coming.


 
@Daimao


...There's a lot of Daimao's....


Just add me, you can probably guess my name.

 

[Mysterion7514]

I don't question what Mock does because I do not want the fun room again.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

@1stLt HChurch[/URL] I FUCKING DID IT
I BEAT THE GOD DAMN CAMPAIGN


MONTHS LATER


I HAVE FULFILLED MY DUTY

You are definitely worthy of your position as King of the North, my child.


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Jesus Hunter! If you're sick, and you want to sleep, just sleep!!!

[/QUOTE]
What a novel fucking idea!!!

 

[AvidElmV2]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]ODST was the first video game I ever played and that is what made my love for Halo sprout. Wars sucks both ass and balls. And someone stole my brother's Reach disc, which I found out while having a huge need to play the firefight. Needless to say, I was fucking pissed.

[/QUOTE]
HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT WAR!?!?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

OhdearGod.
Huntrey.


Shadow.


Church!


HEEEELPPPP!

You're calling the wrong people there, bud.


Whatever you're doing, my daughter, please continue.


 

He's Russian too =w=

One of my favorite book characters was Russian. He was a pretty cool and caring dude.


 

Gentlemen. She is on page 813.
Shall we commence with our usual routine?

Oh my gods don't you fucking dare. I will be legitimately pissed off.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Oh my gods don't you fucking dare. I will be legitimately pissed off.

[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, mother, I stopped the fool!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT WAR!?!?

It didn't even handle like a true Halo game! If it isn't a first person shooter, it is not Halo! So fuck you!!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]It didn't even handle like a tree Halo game! If it isn't a first person shooter, it is not Halo! So fuck you!!

[/QUOTE]
It was good for a console RTS. It wasn't a rightful Halo game, I agree, but if you're into RTS it was enjoyable.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Don't worry, mother, I stopped the fool!

[/QUOTE]
"Fool" is an accurate name for the little scrawny whelp.

 

[AvidElmV2]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Don't worry, mother, I stopped the fool!

[/QUOTE]
........


What are you talking about, what did you stop? I reminded everyone we would die if we angered mother! Where's my praise!?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

........
What are you talking about, what did I stop? I reminded everyone we would die if we angered mother! Where's my praise!?

What? TAC asked if we should spam, and I said no. I was the first to stop him, followers don't get credit.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

. . I'm not a whelp.

 

[Daimao]

@Shadowborn Omen just went 14/2/6


Either I'm better than I thought, or my opponents were really bad...