Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Assailant]

What? No, I just need someone to be my right hand man. I don't even know if you CAN fight.

...


I killed a unicorn...

 

[AvidElmV2]

...
I killed a unicorn...

Ya.... A unicorn. A mystical creature that symbolizes happiness. That doesn't prove you're combat skill, it just proves that you're a heartless bastard.

 

[Assailant]

Ya.... A unicorn. A mystical creature that symbolizes happiness. That doesn't prove you're combat skill, it just proves that you're a heartless bastard.

Well now I'm ageless...


so hah.


Also, they were quiet wild beasts. Hunting one down was hard enough. The ensuing fight injured me. Quite dangerous beasts.

 

[Wintermute]

Morning assfuckers.

 

[AvidElmV2]

Morning assfuckers.

It's 1:49 AM...... It's not morning... Night, everyone.

 

[Wintermute]

It's 1:49 AM...... It's not morning... Night, everyone.

Its morning for me, you fucker. 8 am lel

 

[MockingXbird]

BACK

 

[Assailant]

BACK

Not for long, evidently

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*strolls in*


*sits on throne*


What adventures will I have today?

 

[Assailant]

*Still thinking to himself as a beard grows on his face from time*


Mock or Shadow...

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*Still thinking to himself as a beard grows on his face from time*
Mock or Shadow...

*puts razor on table in front of me*


You may want to think about shaving.

 

[Assailant]

Hmm?


*Notices beard. Grabs sword and cuts it off*


Thanks for the razor.


*continues to think.*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Hmm?
*Notices beard. Grabs sword and cuts it off*


Thanks for the razor.


*continues to think.*

Mhm.


*takes razor off table*

 

[Hibiscus]

I GOT IT!!!
 
I actually did it!!


 
FOR THE GLORY OF SHADOW'S KINGDOM!!!

He has earned his spot on the council!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

He has earned his spot on the council!

Father's back!

 

[Hibiscus]

I'll be inactive today guys, work, but when I get home I'm replying to Alaska and Cali, as well as UNSC making an appearance. @Ian Temero


 


[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Father's back!

[/QUOTE]
Not long. Father is goin to war... In a workplace envirement.

 

[AvidElmV2]

I'll be inactive today guys, work, but when I get home I'm replying to Alaska and Cali, as well as UNSC making an appearance. @Ian Temero
 



Not long. Father is goin to war... In a workplace envirement.

THAT POST COULD HAVE BEEN MINE! I LEAVE TO TAKE A CRAP FOR 2 MINUTES, COME BACK TO THIS CRAP!!!!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I'll be inactive today guys, work, but when I get home I'm replying to Alaska and Cali, as well as UNSC making an appearance. @Ian Temero
 



Not long. Father is goin to war... In a workplace envirement.

*salute*


I wish you luck, father.

 

[AvidElmV2]

I'll be inactive today guys, work, but when I get home I'm replying to Alaska and Cali, as well as UNSC making an appearance. @Ian Temero
 



Not long. Father is goin to war... In a workplace envirement.

I wish you luck on your journey! Come back when I have the chance to get the 900 page!

 

[Hibiscus]

I shall return my children... Wait for me and protect our enpire!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I shall return my children... Wait for me and protect our enpire!

I will protect it no less valiantly than I did last night against the treacherous TAC!

 

[MockingXbird]

*le wakes up* Good morning =w=


 
Good luck Father in....whatever you are doing


 
Where the hell is everyone? I'm so bored and lonely *le sigh*

 

[Daimao]

I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY WAR AGAINST MOTHER NATURE!

 

[MockingXbird]

And how did you do, Daimao-senpai?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*le wakes up* Good morning =w=
 
Good luck Father in....whatever you are doing


 
Where the hell is everyone? I'm so bored and lonely *le sigh*

I don't get notifications for merged posts, so I didn't know you were posting >_>

I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY WAR AGAINST MOTHER NATURE!

I am glad to see your return.