Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Shadowborn Omen]

A bastard born of incest sits on the Satire Throne, all who hold dear traditional values, rise up and follow me. Your rightful King!

The only incestuous bastards here are you and your follower. I fear you not, fool. It is my right to sit upon this throne, as it was my father before me.


Your duty is to obey, and if you fulfill this duty I promise you a life of luxury.

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]The only incestuous bastards here are you and your follower. I fear you not, fool. It is my right to sit upon this throne, as it was my father before me.
Your duty is to obey, and if you fulfill this duty I promise you a life of luxury.

[/QUOTE]
What of when we tried?


When we (well, him. Mine was originally an act... I use originally with exaggeration now.) Surrendered. And you punished us, tortured us (Or, me at the very least)

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]The only incestuous bastards here are you and your follower. I fear you not, fool. It is my right to sit upon this throne, as it was my father before me.
Your duty is to obey, and if you fulfill this duty I promise you a life of luxury.

[/QUOTE]

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

What of when we tried?
When we (well, him. Mine was originally an act... I use originally with exaggeration now.) Surrendered. And you punished us, tortured us (Or, me at the very least)

I punished you not for surrendering, I punished you for rebelling. If you had submitted to the throne and showed loyalty that would have never had to happen. You brought that upon yourself.

 

[AvidElmV2]

Shadow, are you sure you put in AvidElmV2 correctly? Try it one more time.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Shadow, are you sure you put in AvidElmV2 correctly? Try it one more time.

I'll try when I get home

 

[Wintermute]

I'm going to sleep people. I've got a science fair thing going on tomorrow in the morning.


Punish the traitors, brother.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I'm going to sleep people. I've got a science fair thing going on tomorrow in the morning.
Punish the traitors, brother.

Oh, trust me, brother. He who doesn't bend the knee will get what they deserve.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Oh, trust me, brother. He who doesn't bend the knee will get what they deserve.

[/QUOTE]
I couldn't of said it better myself.


Bend. The. Knee. I will name you my heir until a son is given to me.

 

[Wintermute]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Oh, trust me, brother. He who doesn't bend the knee will get what they deserve.

[/QUOTE]
Also, hopefully we can play SC2 tomorrow. It was way too fun.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Also, hopefully we can play SC2 tomorrow. It was way too fun.

I think we will be able to.

 

[Wintermute]

GOOD NIGHT


I HOPE ALL THE BED BUGS BITE YOU ALL

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I couldn't of said it better myself.
Bend. The. Knee. I will name you my heir until a son is given to me.

Quiet, heretic. "heir until a son is given to me" is like "you can be king starting tomorrow ending tonight"


Even if I wasn't loyal to my father, I wouldn't take that deal. Now, bend the knee or being a dog for the rest of your life will be only the start of your problems.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Quiet, heretic. "heir until a son is given to me" is like "you can be king starting tomorrow ending tonight"
Even if I wasn't loyal to my father, I wouldn't take that deal. Now, bend the knee or being a dog for the rest of your life will be only the start of your problems.

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You cannot win a war against me, not now. I'll give you till tomorrow morning to think over my offer, then my allies will attack.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

You cannot win a war against me, not now. I'll give you till tomorrow morning to think over my offer, then my allies will attack.

You could have everyone turned against me, I would still win the war.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]You could have everyone turned against me, I would still win the war.

[/QUOTE]
You cannot beat Dark, arguably the weakest of your kin.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

You cannot beat Dark, arguably the weakest of your kin.

If memory serves correctly, I've won every war since the two-thousandth post by myself. You're weaker than me, and you expect your words to make me believe otherwise? You're foolish.

 

[Wintermute]

You cannot beat Dark, arguably the weakest of your kin.

You asshole... I get up to take a piss and find THIS?!


HOW DARE YOU, YOU HERETIC SCUM PIECE OF WHALE CUM


I WILL FEED YOUR MOTHER YOUR ENTRAILS THEN FEED YOUR MOTHER TO YOU

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]If memory serves correctly, I've won every war since the two-thousandth post by myself. You're weaker than me, and you expect your words to make me believe otherwise? You're foolish.

[/QUOTE]
This shall not be a war determined by posts. This shall be a war determined by vicious tenacity.

You asshole... I get up to take a piss and find THIS?!
HOW DARE YOU, YOU HERETIC SCUM PIECE OF WHALE CUM


I WILL FEED YOUR MOTHER YOUR ENTRAILS THEN FEED YOUR MOTHER TO YOU

Bend the knee, and I will make you strong.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

This shall not be a war determined by posts. This shall be a war determined by vicious tenacity.
Bend the knee, and I will make you strong.

Stop this foolishness and accept you are weaker. Bend the knee and I might make your punishment lighter.

 

[MockingXbird]

*clears throat*


Dear Centy


I was merely joking when I said Dog


Truthfully, due to your strength shown, I was going to make you my personal guard and help me carry on my duties


But now


Now you have betrayed us once more


tsk tsk tsk

 

[TheAncientCelt]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Stop this foolishness and accept you are weaker. Bend the knee and I might make your punishment lighter.

[/QUOTE]
You have allies to help you attain these posts. Alone, I've come close to claiming them. But, posts do not interest me anymore. It means nothing.

 

[Wintermute]

This shall not be a war determined by posts. This shall be a war determined by vicious tenacity.
Bend the knee, and I will make you strong.

FUCK YOU


I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU AND YOUR ARMY OF PANSIES


YOU ARE NOTHING BUT SCUM TO ME. I WILL MAKE SURE TO BEND YOUR SPINE SO MUCH BACKWARDS AS TO MAKE YOU LICK YOUR OWN COCCYX

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I cannot betray you, I was never with you after I momentarily surrendered.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

You have allies to help you attain these posts. Alone, I've come close to claiming them. But, posts do not interest me anymore. It means nothing.

I've used no allies help to secure the posts. I've captured them myself.