Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[MockingXbird]

*flails* Ugh. I'm so tired =m=

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

*flails* Ugh. I'm so tired =m=

Sleep, my sister. *Pats head*


DAIMAO! Get her something to help her sleep. Like, drugs........................................... Nevermind, she'll just want to eat a lot if you give her drugs.

 

[Daimao]

How about Loveka?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

How about Loveka?

That'd just make her want to do 'Other stuff'. Which would make her tired....


BUT NO!


Father wouldn't like that.

 

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]That'd just make her want to do 'Other stuff'. Which would make her tired....
BUT NO!


Father wouldn't like that.

[/QUOTE]
She's my fiancé....

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

She's my fiancé....

Yes, but not wife.

 

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Yes, but not wife.

[/QUOTE]
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I fail to see your point.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

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I fail to see your point.

Until you are wed, father still has control of her life.

 

[MockingXbird]

HAH


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY THEY COULD CONTROL ME?

 

[Daimao]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Until you are wed, father still has control of her life.

[/QUOTE]
That's not how it works in Russialand :3

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

*blinks, looking at the FOUR EXTRA PAGES that have been added since he last looked*


*shakes his head in shame*

 

[Wintermute]

WAIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK


JERSEY KILLED OHIO???


OH SHIIIT

 

[MockingXbird]

xD

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

Hey, is Arizona taken?

 

[Assailant]

[QUOTE="Darth Corvus]Hey, is Arizona taken?

[/QUOTE]
Yep

 

[Daimao]

Yes

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Arizona sadly blew up.

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

Damn it.


Louisiana?

 

[Wintermute]

HOLY SHIT LIKE I JUST READ THAT AND I'M FLIPPING OUT


I THINK IT IS DARTH


HOLY SHIIIIIIT

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I don't know if Louisiana is. I think it's open.

 

[Wintermute]

I don't know if Louisiana is. I think it's open.

TAC THIS PLOT TWIST IS TOO MUCH FOR MY BODY


IM GOING TO DIE

 

[Scottybird Corvus]

Cool. Thanks. Back to character creation.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

TAC THIS PLOT TWIST IS TOO MUCH FOR MY BODY
IM GOING TO DIE

Your body was not ready?


That is a shame, Lopez Dos Point 0.

 

[Wintermute]

Okay, jesus, I'm calmed down now.


Holy fuck.


 
Hey, whens mother coming online?

 

[Assailant]

TAC THIS PLOT TWIST IS TOO MUCH FOR MY BODY
IM GOING TO DIE

What twist?