Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Wintermute]

HEY SHADOW


DID YOU SEE MY DRAGON

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

HEY SHADOW
DID YOU SEE MY DRAGON

YES LITTLE BROTHER


I SAW YOUR DRAGON


HE'S CUTE


MINE'S GROWN UP NOW

 

[MockingXbird]

DID YOU SEE FUCKING GOT?! THOSE ARE WOLVES. BUT GIANT

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

DID YOU SEE FUCKING GOT?! THOSE ARE WOLVES. BUT GIANT

And cows have four legs. Does that mean all four legged animals are cows? NO IS DOESNT

 

[Wintermute]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]YES LITTLE BROTHER
I SAW YOUR DRAGON


HE'S CUTE


MINE'S GROWN UP NOW

[/QUOTE]
*SHE


I CAN BARELY HIDE HER IN MOUNT EVEREST. HER FULL NAME IS LUCIFER

 

[MockingXbird]

IT'S A FUCKING DIRE WOLF BROTHER. I CHECKED. NIGHT IS OFFENENDED BY YOUR ASSHOLNESS

 

[Wintermute]

BROTHER, IF YOU NEED ASSISTANCE I CAN GO AHEAD AND CALL LUCY...

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

LAST TIME I CHECKED, DIRE WOLVES ARE WHITE, GREY, AND BROWN. BEYOND THAT, IT'S STRUCTURE IS MORE LIKE A GREY WOLF.

 

[Daimao]

Guys, this is Vlad. He is authentic Russian warrior. Vlad, say hi.


Vlad: RAAAAAGH! *chops mountain in half*


Oh, Vlad *chuckles*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Guys, this is Vlad. He is authentic Russian warrior. Vlad, say hi.


Vlad: RAAAAAGH! *chops mountain in half*


Oh, Vlad *chuckles*

I believe it.

 

[MockingXbird]

NIGHT IS A SPECIAL WOLF, SHE'S BLACK WHAT YOU HAVE AGAIN ST BLACK DIRE WOLVES EH? RACIST

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

NIGHT IS A SPECIAL WOLF, SHE'S BLACK WHAT YOU HAVE AGAIN ST BLACK DIRE WOLVES EH? RACIST

You're the one making it racist.


A dire wolf is a race, you can't be racist about that. I'm saying that's not a dire wolf. I'm not discriminating against her because she's not a dire wolf.


You wouldn't call a black person white, would you?

 

[MockingXbird]

BUT SHAGGYDOG IS BLACK *refers to GOT*


 
YOU KNOW WHAT? FIN. *Destroyed all traces of Nightfall* There =m=


 
I'm going to get a motherfucking dragon instead, asshat


 

???

 

[TheAncientCelt]

What IS the difference between a Bio scan and an advanced Bio scan >.>? I always pictured it as the Forerunner technology in Halo 4, where you saw the different life forms glow orange.

 

[MockingXbird]

Advanced bio scan is....advanced


*hugging dragon baby*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

:l Thank you Mock.

 

[Assailant]

Advanced bio scan is....advanced
*hugging dragon baby*

*shuffles*


Defending the royal family is SOOOOO hard...


when a child has a freaking dragon... do I even need to be here?

 

[MockingXbird]

You're welcome


Defending? DEFENDING? I am the commander of the army and you think I need defending?! HAh, you're funny

 

[Wintermute]

You're welcome
Defending? DEFENDING? I am the commander of the army and you think I need defending?! HAh, you're funny

Wait, you're not the commander, Shadow is. Strange enough, Lord Huntrey appointed me General >.>

 

[Assailant]

*sputters* w-what?!


I was assigned as a royal guard. I am the defender of the people and the royal family!

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

You're welcome
Defending? DEFENDING? I am the commander of the army and you think I need defending?! HAh, you're funny

Are you shitting me? I'm commander. You're going to be commander when I'm King. Don't try to take every position I have, I know you want to be like me, sister, but there are roles you have to play, too.

 

[MockingXbird]

shhhhh brother *pets face* I mean....I merely am helping here and there with the army. Like a commander in training, learning from you ^w^~♡

 

[Assailant]

*watches the two*


Your workings confuse me...


I'm watching...


to learn, that is.

 

[MockingXbird]

Royal Guard eh? Well come here. You'll be my arm rest for the moment *uses Assailant as arm rest*

 

[Assailant]

*grits teeth*


One day...


*Yells to Church* IS THIS IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION?!?!?!