Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Daimao]

*imagines world flooding with Mock tears*


Don't you fucking cry! And it'll take more than a wittle crash to kill me. It'll probably take six....no...ten! nukes to do the job.

 

[MockingXbird]

....*grabs fifty nukes* Challenge accepted

 

[Daimao]

*hops in T-90 tank*


Bring it

 

[MockingXbird]

FOR NARNIAAAAAAA *activates nukes* I WILL TEAR YOU AP- *explodes*

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

...Cactical nuke?

 

[Daimao]

Nukes full of cacti?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Awww. Mock cares.


. . . And here we go again. . . Mock blew up Arizona.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

She blew a hole at least 65% of the way to the Earth's core.

 

[Daimao]

Time to fly away on Sputnik

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Fuck this shit, I'm going to Mars. None of you are invited.

 

[Daimao]

Fuck you. Right up Uranus.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Ha, jokes on you. I pronounce it UR-IN-AS.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I read that "You're an ass" at first.

 

[Daimao]

Go suck on a flapjack CTACTACTAC

 

[MockingXbird]

.....LELOUCHE

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I enjoy flapjacks, I'll gladly suck on one!

 

[Daimao]

.....LELOUCHE

We are the Dark Knights for justice... because, as children, we were nursed on the milk of justice, and, as we grew up, we acquired a taste for justice. Now, as we get older, we once again desire the taste of justice... but we cannot find the milk, so we go to Starbucks, and we get a coffee, but it's not the same thing! IT SUCKS! WHY DID I ORDER THIS?! IT'S TERRIBLE! And, now, you all understand what our mission is. And! What! We! Must! Do!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I still need a new avatar/character :/


 
Well shit. We've got into animu talk.

 

[Daimao]

My favorite animu is the bear


 

 

[MockingXbird]

My Avatar is Noctis from Final Fantasy He be epic


So Russian lord, how are you currently?

 

[Daimao]

Starving, doped up on drugs, and currently enjoying Code Geass on my laptop

 

[MockingXbird]

Why are you starving? That's dumb.

 

[Daimao]

Because I've been in a coma for like 6 days and the nurses won't let me eat

 

[MockingXbird]

Well that's stupid

 

[Daimao]

Dah