Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Wintermute]

Eh I'll just leave your guys to your fantasies and fetishes. Do as you wish, I do have better things to do.


Indeed you might stop, but it really does annoy the living shit out of me, and I get annoyed very easily. Ask the kid I almost choked to death a few years ago.

 

[MockingXbird]

 

[TheAncientCelt]

If we're going with fetishes, I always believed one of you two were furries.

 

[MockingXbird]

 

[TheAncientCelt]

If dressing up as a Necromorph is under the furry category, Mock is it.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Spoiler

No! Down, Mock! Down!

Mock! That's unacceptable! Heel!

MOCK! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY!

I'LL TAKE YOUR COOKIE PRIVILEGES AWAY!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

...........*goes creepy ass scary Necromorph on Church *

You little shit. That stuff is scary as all get out.


 
YOU GUYS ARE ALL COCKBITING SHISNOS. THAT SHIT SCARES ME A LOT. FUCK ALL A YA'LL. WITH GIANT CACTI.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]You little shit. That stuff is scary as all get out.
 
YOU GUYS ARE ALL COCKBITING SHISNOS. THAT SHIT SCARES ME A LOT. FUCK ALL A YA'LL. WITH GIANT CACTI.

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I put mine in spoiler tags to protect you from night terrors. There was a fucking warning on the spoiler tag. That's not my fault.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I put mine in spoiler tags to protect you from night terrors. There was a fucking warning on the spoiler tag. That's not my fault.

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Yeah, and I didn't look at it. You're still a shisno for putting it there, though.


Shisno.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Aren't we all shisno's on the inside?

 

[Wintermute]

So, usernames, usernames...

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

[QUOTE="1stLt HChurch]Yeah, and I didn't look at it. You're still a shisno for putting it there, though.
Shisno.

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That's it.

From here until the end of times, 1stLt HChurch will be forever known as an Official Shisno.


Signed,


-DSL Simmons2.0

I've also updated the Shisno rules.

Rule 1: There are no rules.


Rule 2: Please refer to Rule 1.


Rule 3: Rules 1 and 2 don't apply to Rules 3 and above.


Rule 4: Any person whom brings it upon themselves to call a Non-Shisno a Shisno without Shadowborn Omen's permission can be immediately sentenced to Shisnoism by Shadowborn Omen.


Rule 5: A reverse of Shisnoism can only occur if a majority (50%+1) of the population agrees that the reverse is needed.


Rule 6: Shadowborn Omen counts for 50% of all votes.


Rule 7: Tucker is the best.

 

So, usernames, usernames...

Look, if you're not going to take my suggestions stop acting like you want them.

 

[Wintermute]

Shadow, Shadow! Can I be a shisno labeler too? It might be good to have the experience of someone thats been on the field.


 
The fact is, shadow, I'm looking for real suggestions? Not Mocklover6969696969, or anything related to that, for that matter.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]That's it.

From here until the end of times, 1stLt HChurch will be forever known as an Official Shisno.


Signed,


-DSL Simmons2.0

I've also updated the Shisno rules.

Rule 1: There are no rules.


Rule 2: Please refer to Rule 1.


Rule 3: Rules 1 and 2 don't apply to Rules 3 and above.


Rule 4: Any person whom brings it upon themselves to call a Non-Shisno a Shisno without Shadowborn Omen's permission can be immediately sentenced to Shisnoism by Shadowborn Omen.


Rule 5: A reverse of Shisnoism can only occur if a majority (50%+1) of the population agrees that the reverse is needed.


Rule 6: Shadowborn Omen counts for 50% of all votes.


Rule 7: Tucker is the best.

 



Look, if you're not going to take my suggestions stop acting like you want them.

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You think I give a flying fuck? Well, my good sir, I do not. Because you are full of horseshit.

 

[Wintermute]

OOOF


God damn. Hey Shadow, do you want some ointment for that burn?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I have been saying that for at least five years now!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Damn, you've known Shadow for that long, TAC?

 

[TheAncientCelt]

No, No I haven't. But I've always felt that, deep down inside, there was another person out there exactly opposite of me. And since then, I have always thought that he and or she were full of horse shit or mechanical bolts. He is both!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

You're such a good friend. Lol.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Ah, and such is why I have yet to put CTAC on the official Shisno list! He's such a magnificent asshole of an opponent! I am, in fact, not made of horseshit! In fact, such a repulsive concoction of disgusting materials could only be found within a Shisno! I prefer caviar.


 
And Dark, my friend. I don't need ointment. Unlike you, I can take a burn like a man!

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I can guarantee that it would be way worse to be made from cow shit. Even worse, pig shit. That stuff smells horrid. Horse shit isn't too bad. Hell, at least parts of it can be eaten again...well, if you're a horse and don't care about eating all the remaining nutrients from your shit, that is......Horses are weird.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Sounds like rabbits... Rabbits eat their own shit multiple times, I hear.

 

[MockingXbird]

..LOL SHADOW xD THAT NECROMORPH POST WAS AMAZE xD LOLOL I'M LAUGHING TO HARD AT IT xD


 
...NOT MY COOKIE PRIVILEGES

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Not surprising. Rabbits and horses have a similar digestive system.


Mock, that is oddly adorable.

 

[Wintermute]

I agree Church, it is oddly adorable. I feel less like killing it with a plasma cutter.