Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[MockingXbird]

Bitch. Satan is my best friend

 

[Wintermute]

Hah. Satan is my dad.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Lol, but Dark~ I'm cloning just for you~
xD LOLOL9LOLOLOL


Just kidding. Fuck shipping OAO I WILL SACRIFICE YOU ALL TO SATAN

Nope! Fuck it! That's it! That just convinced me to ship you both now, Mock. You did it to yourself. Lol.


 
You two are acting adorable. Oh my god. I can't help but ship it. It's your own fault, kidlings.

 

[Wintermute]

THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!


*Starts flailing arms in air and drops to the ground, kicking and crying*


*Stops and looks up with blank expression*


I will murder you all

 

[TheAncientCelt]

What is their ship name?


Mock666 seems appropriate.

 

[Wintermute]

My god I will murder you so bad...

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I like DarkMock, or Mockangle.

 

[Wintermute]

MOTHER OF GOD DIE ALREADY


*Continuously stabs self*

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Mockangel sounds the best, in my opinion.


The S.S. Mockangel, destination? Loveeee Island.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

This is so much fun. xD

 

[MockingXbird]

....God dammiT. Wjat have done OAO


There is only one way to stop this madness. Dark. We must destoy the world OAO Or take it over. or both

 

[Wintermute]

I prefer to destroy it.


Death


Death


Death

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Church, they're bondinggg! Do you think Dark will give her an ice cream on their wittle date?

 

[1stLt HChurch]

....God dammiT. Wjat have done OAO
There is only one way to stop this madness. Dark. We must destoy the world OAO Or take it over. or both

You know, you two plotting like evil masterminds like this only makes me ship you harder.


 

Church, they're bondinggg! Do you think Dark will give her an ice cream on their wittle date?

I think it would be more like a small knife, or some other device uses for torturing and killing someone.

 

[Wintermute]

Ermahgerd.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Hey, you guys did it to yourselves. We are just continuing the fun.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Mockangel 2015

 

[Wintermute]

MY GOD


WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

 

[TheAncientCelt]

This is so you two.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I like how they tried to stop the shipping with "lets do stuff together". Tip: Don't do stuff together to stop shipping.

 

[MockingXbird]

I hate you all and I hope you know I am mentally torturing you in horrible ways

 

[Wintermute]

I'm already dead so no shits are given on my side.


Please, nobody feast on my body. It may be comfortable down here in this 7 star suite father has supplied me with, but I would like to visit the upper world at some point. Definitely do not let Mock near it. She will feed it to the hounds. Or to you guys. And you'd probably ship it with her. Even after death, I get seasick, so no shipping.


 
Also, good night mere earthlings. I wish you all to burn in hell.


No exceptions.

 

[MockingXbird]

*burns body and starts roaring marshmelloes* Ah, I always like using bodies to roast my marshmellows

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

I'm already dead so no shits are given on my side.
Please, nobody feast on my body. It may be comfortable down here in this 7 star suite father has supplied me with, but I would like to visit the upper world at some point. Definitely do not let Mock near it. She will feed it to the hounds. Or to you guys. And you'd probably ship it with her. Even after death, I get seasick, so no shipping.


 
Also, good night mere earthlings. I wish you all to burn in hell.


No exceptions.

Being a robot doesn't mean you're not an earthling. You're weird, Lopez dos point 0.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]I like how they tried to stop the shipping with "lets do stuff together". Tip: Don't do stuff together to stop shipping.

[/QUOTE]
That is true. Very true. But you guys are already too far gone for us to stop. You're fucked.


 

*burns body and starts roaring marshmelloes* Ah, I always like using bodies to roast my marshmellows

I didn't know you could roar marshmallows.