Honeybucky
Moving- on a small hiatus
_____ Matthias A. Hatter_____
Being led astray by a Fairy-
Whoa. Whoa, hang on. Hold up just a second. Time needed to shut up and quit twitching, so that Matthias could move the big hand back about three minutes. Bewilderment, mild horror, extreme misunderstanding- things that had flashed upon Matthias' face in a matter of seconds were now all hitting his brain at once. Had... had she seriously just said that? She began to walk away, and not a sound but the hiss of the wind and the soft, rhythmic thumping of music from that odd building could be heard over the click of her heels. Matthias remained rooted on the spot, his mind grasping at straws that did not exist. It was't any good. He honestly could not comprehend what had just happened. Oh, good, googly huffle backs- this woman was crazier than Andrew. He wanted to groan, to smash his head against the wall and call it a night. Why, oh, why did he always have to get the crazy ones? It was like everyone in the world was absolutely bonkers, except for him, of course.
Finally able to force his frozen legs to move, he skipped and hopped after her, trying with fervor to think of how he should communicate with the craziest woman on the planet. Okay. If he spoke slowly, and in tongues, and grabbed that cat he had earlier and put it on his head, maybe she would understand that he was a hat maker, and he needed it to survive? Yes. Cat. Where had that little devil run off too? Desperately darting about the street as he followed her, he wordlessly peeked into garbage cans and around corners, trying to wrangle himself down a stray. Or a dormouse. Devilishly cute, they were. No doubt its inexplicably adorable nature would bedazzle her, and pause her crazy for like, maybe ten minutes. He picked up random articles and rocks as he quickly darted about, and soon he found himself out of breath yet again.
So it wasn't entirely a surprise that, when he tried to elicit his first attempt at recontact with the woman, it came out as nothing more than a garble. And, on his second try, a gobbling noise. A very refined gobbling noise, because he was a man of business. And, if there was anything he was good at, it was communication. So he cleared his throat loudly, and gave it another go- only to find himself akin to a British turkey, what with the low gobble that rumbled from his throat. It may have been a bass tone to start off with, but he found himself rising its pitch to a shrill cry. He had channeled that monocle wearing turkey so well, in fact, that he even surprised himself- and he turned to momentarily search for the elusive bird in question. Getting far too distracted for his own legs, he managed to trip on the curb, and stumbled a bit before he could finally catch himself.
" Jabberwockie!" He cursed, and sighed in relief that he had finally found his voice again. And yet felt slight disappointment in not finding the turkey. Shame, it would have made a wonderful dinner.
" But-" Uh- oh, he was in danger of losing his voice again. He found his hands suddenly shaking, and he lifted the both of them to rub at his cheeks and to rest just over his eyes in exasperation.
" Surely, you must be mistaken! There is nothing more precious, more lustrous, more wanting than mercury! Surely, surely you must have heard? It brings about eternal youth, and fines even the most fine of finest finery! I simply could not call myself a Hatter without it!" He could hear himself almost wail quietly, the very idea of him not being able to function properly causing himself to shudder violently. He finally caught up with her, his chest heaving, and teeth chattering.
" You are an Isabelle, yes? Then that means you have the means to mean it! If you aren't going to mean it, why, you simply just shouldn't mean anything! Because without meaning, what are the means to have meant anything to begin with?" He tried to reason with her. She hadn't said no, right? So she had it? Either that, or she was able to obtain it, and Matthias was willing to do just about anything to get his hands on it. He just needed to get back to what he was doing before. Before he had been locked away in a tiny room, with only a single toilet and sink in a space attached to call home. Because that place didn't make any sense to him, but the rest of his memories did. He wanted it back. That was all- he only just wanted to go back. Enough with the ticking already, his clock wasn't supposed to move.
" I could make you a hat." He mused, his voice going smoother than water pouring from a basin. " Then you co-uld see the t-truth." They had made it quite a distance by now, and he was beginning to shiver horridly. He must still be slightly damp from the rains earlier, he decided, and he frowned, bringing a hand up to try and stop that awful racket from his jaw.
Then that means you have the means to mean it! If you aren't going to mean it, why, you simply just shouldn't mean anything! Because without meaning, what are the means to have meant anything to begin with? Hatter |