Fire Emblem: Legends of Auxereilla

no you wont, you'll all leave me for the hounds, the story will forget ol' ori and bury me alive in a coffin of neglect and complacency!


Woe is me! Woe is thyine! Woe be to the fallen! For with them i lay in a bed of dispair!


*the rest of this idioctic foolishness was uncomprehendable due to the speaker crying as his words turned into blubbering and pitiful weezing*
 
*blubbering is slowing down and becoming more and more audible*


....and thats how I managed to negotiate the owlbear to stop chewing on our bard. Eh? where'd yea go?


 
*btw Jinx best champ*
 
once upon a time, may go back into it when I get free time, a buddy of mine is big into it, is all sad panda that we became best friends after my league phaze. I'm jsut not one for competitive games. PVE i like, but PVP just make me feel bad for the other guy.. save for dark souls...


Good mix of both, but I can say with utmost honesty I boast a 27-3 kill to death ratio against invasions in the souls game... not including the ones that jsut dropped off the face of the planet.... One of the few things in gaming I can boast of really, save for monster hunter in general.


 
But I don't actually think I've told any of my dnd stories here, tales of awesome and foolishness.
 
I wish I could play dnd, it sounds like a fun game. But no one I know is interested in doing all the set up and character creation and what not.
 
Oh my 20s are great. this happened last week actually.


We were in some ice caves, ghasts were frozen everywhere and were just investigating these caves because "lol why not" and we just ran with it. After awhile we came to a end where we saw ghats and a undead frost giant standing there waiting near the exit of the cave, wont go into details of the story but basically they were collecting note and stuff from a nearby ruin of an ancient laboratory of some kind (meaning really long ago so super futuristic, we didn't know what to do with the ruins when we found them so we basicly ransacked the place like good raiding party- I mean adventurers)


So as we were immediately spotted due to the fighter rolling a one on stealth.. the big guy was in heavy armor, can't blame him. my summoner (were playing pathfinder) being the group's impromptu bard when question to why they were there basicly said the first thing on the top of her head(yep her, need one female in each group, jsut has to happen)


What was that thing? "Cave inspection." Rolled for diplomacy(+26 suckas) rolled a 20... we spent about 10 minutes laughing as we went through an inspection and making up random sections and infringements (unauthorized undead servants, unsafe waterway with no guard railings, unsafe numbers in the section of cave, the list went on) We managed to oust them all and gain all the loot, our reasoning? "Due to the unsafe nature of this cave we must confescate all the items within this area and seal it off for reconstruction, they could get an approximate date at which the cave would be ready if they contacted the nearest Cave inspecting office(C.I.O).


I have a few more if you want.
 
Haha that's great.


Here's a story you might like, we play 5th


So our adventurers are kind of having a down time right, and they're told about some caves. So we figure "Yah sure we'll go check them out why not, nothing better to do." So we went and checked, we were a small party then, with a Cleric, Bard, and Barbarian (I'm the barb)


We go through some rooms, and end up coming across some strong looking lizard dudes (We were low levels) and a bunch of Kobolds, and a Dragonborn sitting on a throne thing that's always getting called the chosen one.


As the fight starts, There's some distance to go before we meet each other. Our Cleric uses a crossbow, so she's fine at distance. I start moving to fill the gap.


And then the Bard casts dissonant whisper. He does SO much damage to the boss he essentially gives the guy PTSD and the guy cowers for the rest of hte fight. I also intimidate him and roll a 17 or so.


So he's kind of traumatized.


And here's the thing, he's not even a bad guy. He's been forced down there and if we did the fight normally, and killed all the guards, he'd drop his weapons and surrender.


We're cool now, but I think he's still scared of my character (since he doesn't know who cast the spell that scared him so much.)


 
I'd be happy to hear more of yours tho, mine are kinda boring
 
I'll try tomorrow morning to get one to yea.
 
Alright, so I see I'm suppose to take the mage and the mercenary and get the hell out of dodge but what has happened before that? We're facing down three giant laguz creatures, and we're running away from them. I honestly have no idea how to respond to this.
 
Run, best answer. Not mcuh we can do but live to fight another day. Atleats until we have our own gods/goddesses on our side.
 
Alright, I'll make something up, problem though, I can only fit one other person on Spirit. who needs it more, Franny or Al?


 
I think I'll leave it up to a coin toss.


Or maybe have Al ride on the back of spirit and spread Franny across the front of the saddle on her stomach.
 
Alright, sounds good enough. She wouldn't like being treated like luggage but hey, whatever works.
 
Ah... best you went for Al then, I was initially going to have Franny get hopelessly lost. Again. Maybe find a bear, make that her new pet.
 
So, Sir William the Fourth will be a bear? That may be useful in the future. don't know, Maurice might get lost with her Spirit will be running on autopilot so.....
 
Just help the poor little guy(al) on your way, don't worry, Franny will find her way back, she's kind of like a dog in a way, that casts dark magic.
 
Sorry man, while being separated is bad, it opened opportunities for shenanigans.


And I pretty much imagined a secretary ninja dog with a wizard cone hat on.
 
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