Fire Emblem: Legends of Auxereilla

Oh now you want me to bury you, bloody didn't want it when your alive, but now? bah, shivin me in the ribs with your demands.
 
Alright alright if it's what you want I'll bury you, don't tell me I ain't got no heart in me, cause it would be statin the bloody obvious! *rattle rattle*
 
But poking your head out of the toilet and scaring people only works the first few times, coem on man people need to sue that thing, sure your insubstancial but soem of us can't poop with a ghosty haunting the dmaned toilet.
 
Then who the hell is in the toilet? Seriously! What's a skeleton to do to get a ghost-less foot washer around here.
 
Heh, you guys are silly beyond measure. Nice.


Anyway, so basically we're going to the Capital City of Auxeras, which is about a week's walk away on a horse drawn caravan like that which we have now. So feel free, Black, to time skip us to the city and I'll take care of the rest when you're done.


Then things are going to heat up pretty quickly. It's right out of a small-medium scale battle straight into a MASSIVE one.


So buckle up kids!


It's going to be a long, nasty, uncomfortable ride ahead!
 
I'm not sure if I'm worried about what's to befall our intrepid heroes, or if I'm excited about the prospect of more battle shenanigans.
 
I think, as long as he doesn't die, Francis is permitted to shoot Al with a few spells. (He did throw her down a ship mast, afterall.)
 
Oh she wouldn't do that, not when she has such a good cook at her very command. She isn't a comissar.
 
I do hope that she won't ask for something impossible, like a creme brulee, or a sirloin steak during the time that they're on the road.
 
A strawberry parfait with dizzled warm honey atop of it. Excuse me while I search for a picture of comissar Francisca.
 
Well, the strawberry part is possible, and honey is in-season, but why a parfait? How does one make ice cream in the middle nowhere?


 
*runs around in ever despairing circles*
 

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