Favorite video game quote(s)!

[HK Fifty]

"Ezio Auditore da...la la la."
Yusuf Tazim


Assassin's Creed Revelations

And then you have ACIV , where Edward Kenway gets asked his 'true name' and says "it's ah... Captain Piss Off!".

 

[Sirca]

"...So shame on you! You Orokin, so perfect on the outside but you're rotted through and through!"


-Margulis, Warframe


"Dream... not of what you are... but of what you want to be."


-Margulis, Warframe


"Here's the thing, kid: We don't get to choose how we start in this life. Real 'greatness' is what you do with the hand you're dealt."


-Victor Sullivan, Uncharted

 

[Mordecai]

"I'm going to eat so many goddamn crumpets, it's going to be a Crumpocolypse." - Tiny Tina

 

[Username]

"The message just repeats: Regret! Regret! Regret!"


"Catchy. Any idea what it means?"


"Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!"


"Oorah!"


-Halo 2

 

[BIGBOSS1975]

Literally everything Joe Barbaro says in Mafia II


"Oh, and another bites the dust!"


"You drive like my fuckin' grandmother, y'know that?"


"Back me up, Vito!"


"One on one... The way I like it."


Fat CJ's lines in GTA:SA are great, too.


"Imma eat'chu!"


"Fat Carl needs yo' ride!"


"I'm fat but you ugly."


"Well done, you caught a fat bastard."

 

[AsgardianWitcher]

"Forgive the insubordination, but this old friend has an order for you. Go out there and give them hell. You were born to do this."


-Garrus, ME3

 

[Username]

"Normally the Good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today! This is 66 Tons of H.E. Spewing Dee-vine Intervention, and if God is love then You can call me Cupid!"


Sergeant Major Avery Johnson, Halo 2

 

[Username]

"Back in my Day, we didn't have any Fancy-Schmancy tanks. We had two sticks! And a rock! For the whole platoon, and we had to share the rock! So buck up boy, you're one lucky marine!"


Sergeant Major Avery Johnson, Halo 2

 

[(Member Left)]

"The truth, Walker, is...that you're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not...A hero..." - Joseph Conrad, Spec ops: The line...Half adressing the character, but REALLY addressing you, the player.

 

[Haereticus]

"I believe that men are born. Then they are formed." - John Marston, Red Dead Redemption.


Thank you, backwards compatibility.

 

[(Member Left)]

[QUOTE="HK 50 09]Specifically (for Kreia) , this one.
'A cultures teachings - and more importantly , the nature of it's people - achieve definition in conflict. They find themselves - or find themselves lacking. The republic is a stagnant beast laboring for breath , and has been for centuries. The Jedi order has been the heart sustaining the sickness - now that they are gone , we shall see how long the republic survives.' God , if I could have one wall quote , that would be it.

[/QUOTE]
"It is such a quiet thing, to fall...and far more terrible for it..." - Kreia

 

[Username]

"It is such a quiet thing, to fall...and far more terrible for it..." - Kreia

Kreia had so many cryptic and wise lines, she really established the whole feel of the game more than anything else

 

[HK Fifty]

Kreia had so many cryptic and wise lines, she really established the whole feel of the game more than anything else

Kreia basically drives the whole plot forward from the beginning of the game. I still think Kreia is one of the best Star Wars characters ever , bar none.


She's also part of the reason I like the second game better than the first , but that's neither here nor there.

 

[Username]

[QUOTE="HK 50 09]Kreia basically drives the whole plot forward from the beginning of the game. I still think Kreia is one of the best Star Wars characters ever , bar none.
She's also part of the reason I like the second game better than the first , but that's neither here nor there.

[/QUOTE]
There is also the giant plot twist of the first one. And I am glad that my favorite characters from the first one (other than jolee), HK-47, T3, and Canderous (Aka, mandalore).


"Why am I making you do all this? Well because I am old and entitled to make young people do things!"


-Jolee, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

 

[Zixochi]

"Now Remember sweetheart, the safeword is Police brutallity" Payday 2, Cloaker-San

 

[Corrosion]

All quotes from Fallout 4.


'Eddie! It's me! Your old pal Shamus McFuckyourself.'


'Commie bastard, you destroyed my country! DIE!'


'Death has come for you, evildoer, AND I AM ITS SHROUD!!!'


'Uh, yeah; I'm here to pick up an order; two large pepperoni and a calzone. Name is Fuck You.'


- Sole Survivor


'Warning: subterranean Red Chinese compound detected. Obstruction depth: five meters. Composition: sand, gravel, and communism!'


- Liberty Prime


'Yeah, I broke up with my girl, she kept leaving the cap off the tooth paste. You know who does that? A synth.'


- Random Diamond City Security Guard


'YOU ARE SWAN'


- Swan's note


'Another settlement needs our help, General.'


- Preston Garvey

 

[WanderingJester]

"You've got a good looking mainframe, I like the size of your mainframe."


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[BIGBOSS1975]

"For the greater goo- Ooooh..."


"We better get out of here, or the gnomes'll get us!"


"Why don't you give me a little reach around while you're at it?"


"Motherfucker! Get the fuck back here so I can fucking kill your fucking ass!"


"Merry birthday!"


~The Hobo (True Crime: New York City)





"I'm too broke to die!"


"Motherfucker just stole my shit!"


"Maaaan, my rights are being violated here."


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH! SOMEBODY HEEEEEELP!"


~Random Pedestrians (True Crime: New York City)





"Noooo! How will I juggle?"


"My penis! I mean... My arm!"


"Let me give you a 'hand!'"


"Stop eating me, no! Nooouuugh..."


"I don't want to die, I just want to play God!"


"I told you that I would dance on your grave, and I meant it! *Strikes a pose*"


~Various quotes from Stubbs The Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse

 

[Corrosion]

'Feehl the powar of my MAAAAAHJEEEEK!'


- Zhang Bao, Dynasty Warriors 3





'GoooOOOOooooOOOO!'


- Same dude with the same bad voice actor

 

[TwystedPhoenix]

"I'm going to give the Covenant back their bomb" - Master Chief, Halo 2. I've never been a big fan of the Halo series (though its lore is pretty good), but this quote made me audibly shout "Oh shit".


"Your pupil once asked what I thought of him and I informed him of his meatbag status. He was unimpressed, but you found the reference humorous. You changed my programming so that I would continue to use the term. It drove your pupil to extreme lengths of frustration." - HK-47, KotOR I, on why he calls all non-droids 'meatbag'. There is just something fascinating about Revan being one of the most powerful enemies the Republic had ever faced, and while he was conquering the galaxy he would be giggling like a school girl behind his mask whenever HK referred to someone as 'meatbag'. Also, everything HK says in both KotOR games is gold.

 

[Corrosion]

'My name is BOLOOWW SANTOSCHI. I am the LEEDAH of the REVAHLUTIONERY army known as the REEEAPAHS.'


- Bolo Santosi, Just Cause 2

 

[BIGBOSS1975]

'My name is BOLOOWW SANTOSCHI. I am the LEEDAH of the REVAHLUTIONERY army known as the REEEAPAHS.'
- Bolo Santosi, Just Cause 2

"Com-rayds."

 

[Leaf Fi]

"HYUP! HUH! HYA! KYAAAAAAA!" - Link, every Legend of Zelda game ever. So beautiful and consistent, it brings a tear to my eyes.

 

[Chachalotte]

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[Leaf Fi]

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