sgtmickey
Two Thousand Club
An odd assortment of mythylogical creatures and former adventurers that are all in retirement run an eatery, each waiter/chef/ every other guy is a different species of something or other. There are only nine people who run this establishment but they could use a little help. From both customers and other people/creatures/etc who'd like a job. They seem to have super powers and such but for some reason they all seem pretty protective of what they are as they aren't about 'that life' anymore.
1. Ollie the Toon
They each come from nine very different back grounds, the first one comes from Art Alley, a monochromatic Monito Del Monte (yes, that's a species of animal) with pie eyes. He wears a vest, a chapeau, large shoes, gloves, an undershirt, and round pants, like circular pants mickey mouse pants. He has some odd proportions as if he popped right of a cartoon, and he did! That's right, Art Alley is full of cartoon characters old and new, based on his design and lack of colors he's probably back when the town was first founded. He's a real good waiter because of his body runs on cartoon logic, he can run faster than a human can physically move and stretch his limbs from a table to the kitchen. He has an old timey accent about him and is overall friendly but don't get him steamed or mess with his buddies or else it'll be curtains.
2. W.I.L. the Alien
Hailing from the farthest reaches of space, this fellow is a former member of the intergalactic police force. He was assigned to the White Star Lunar Division, he made up the entire division. The reason why was because of his tremendous skills on the battle field, he could smell traps, survive in the harshest of conditions. There was one exceptional disturbance in the fo- I mean...uh...the universe and he traveled to our planet to fix it. So he met the other eight characters, became friends and got rid of it. What did they get rid of? Join the RP and you might squeeze that info out of one of them. So his past is kind of in mystery past that but on a personality level he tries to be stone cold but it's obvious that he used to work in the military just based on the way he acts, he's a man's man and is very passionate in almost everything that he says. He knows a lot about combat and things but when it comes to the basic customs of Earth he's a bit clueless. His skin is red and smooth but reptilian looking, he's big and bulky with alien tech following him wherever he goes.
3. Bananarama-Sama the Anime something or other
Not too much is known about banana-rama since he doesn't talk, outside of simple grunts and yells but he's still pretty colorful. He lived on a tropical island for most of his life until he found a few magical objects which imbued the creature with special powers. He could blast some weird energy stuff out of his palms. He was known for his huge hair, striking an impressive similarity with Goku. He wears an aloha shirt with a banana necklace hanging off his neck. He might be a monkey based off his behavior. Based off people's stories they describe him as a great hero but if you saw him in person it seems pretty hard to believe, he's so absent minded and kind of stupid. But he learned how to be a hero from the very best, other absent minded folk in the same vein as goku, luffy, natsu, and naruto. His team mates say he's real skilled in everything without even trying, he accomplishes all of his tasks by complete accident. People aren't sure if he's playing dumb or if he's just a regular monkey that just stumbled across great power, whatever it is...he sure is funny.
4. Slackjaw the zombie
Slackjaw is back from an age long ago, back when humans were much more common and they were the smartest creatures on the planet. He's a former circus monkey, (Yeah, two monkies for some reason, I don't even like monkies all that much and there's two of them over here) he died long ago but his body didn't give out due to the massive amounts of radiation in the area, so in the time it took for the planet to rebuild it's atmosphere, and since all the humans were dead, the smart ones at least, the only ones that survived were the ones that were zombies. It's been eons since the zombie apocolypse, but Slackjaw was picked up by these guys since he was extremely acrobatic and could take advantage of the fact that he could detach his limbs without a problem. His hair is a greenish color, he's got mangled teeth and a bandage wrapped around his tail, he's got a good metaphorical heart as his real one is more of a raisin more than anything. He works as a good trash can though as he can eat pretty much anything so he walks around the joint taking their trash, what a gentleman.
5. Nolan the video game
From a straight up mix of platformer, fps, and rpg games all in one he's the biggest and strongest of all of the others on this list. He went back to the old analog age of video games spanning all the way to next gen. He's pretty huge and with huge muscles and is covered in accesories from his previous games. He's the most colorful out of all of them with pixels and glowing sprites floating around him. He may be huge but he's still really gentle, he does work with kids after all so no matter how much butt he kicks in his games he's still a real good guy off screen.
6. Otto the robot
Back from the steampunk age of living, he was an archaic learning computer which was able to improve on his own based on it's experience without the help of human interference. But due to all the movies about robot uprisings the public was too afraid to give Otto a chance. The company ended up leaving the prototype in the scrap dump. But unlike Terminator and or HAL 9000, Otto was much closer to Wall E, he was almost completely harmless, as time went on he managed to find enough working parts in the scrap heap to build himself a body. Soon he began finding remnants of pop culture getting thrown into the dump. Apparently no one liked country music and insisted on getting rid of it, so that was the music he was stuck with. Because the only sounds he got from a day to day basis was the sound of cowboys and guitars he began to emulate what he saw. So he made himself a little wardrobe so now he wears a cowboy hat and a bandana. Although he was also a bit of a tinkerer, now he was able to construct almost anything out of anything. He's the basic steampunk shade of brown and pretty rusty, he's probably the most calm, collected, and cool of the employees with his southern accent.
7. Chill the Magic Penguin
He was hatched on the streams of an aurora borealis, yep, this penguin was raised on the electric clouds of an aurora borealis clouds, there was a sort of magical quality to Chill as he learned how to heal others with the essence found in the streams of the AB (aurora borealis for short ;3) he could create ice crystals out of thin air and other things. He began to travel the world with his magical abilities, learning other spells along the way. When he came across the other eight guys he became the designated healer of the group.
8. Robin the Elf
He's from the land of fantasy, he's probably the youngest of all of them and looks the most humanoid save for the ears. He's got a british accent and sleek blonde hair, as well as the getup you'd expect out of a fancy pretty boy like him. He dawns the regular fantasy type deal the scrolls and the other stuff. He's endowed with electric powers which can be seen through the lightning that appears over him whenever he's upset. Not much else to say about him, he's an elf.
9. Sparkle the Unicorn
A unicorn coming from Pony town, he got extremely sick of all of the singing and high pitched voices that persisted throughout the town. He became a shut in and learned how to avoid confrontation, and being in a place full of attention hungry ponies who were bound to find anyone if they needed 'friendship' that was an impressive feat. Soon humans moved in and began filming a TV show centering around six of the most annoying ponies in town. He was the one equine to never appear in one of those episodes, he just hid in his house and only going out to buy food. He drew the line when some fans of the show began hitting on the female ponies in town, the worst part was is that they were all human, they must have forgotten what species they were. Sparkle wasn't going to stick around much longer to get caught by one of these creepy individuals. He wanted set out into the world, to see something other than rainbows and sunshine. He rounded up a team from the eight other guys and started up a.....well you'll find that out later.
1. Ollie the Toon
They each come from nine very different back grounds, the first one comes from Art Alley, a monochromatic Monito Del Monte (yes, that's a species of animal) with pie eyes. He wears a vest, a chapeau, large shoes, gloves, an undershirt, and round pants, like circular pants mickey mouse pants. He has some odd proportions as if he popped right of a cartoon, and he did! That's right, Art Alley is full of cartoon characters old and new, based on his design and lack of colors he's probably back when the town was first founded. He's a real good waiter because of his body runs on cartoon logic, he can run faster than a human can physically move and stretch his limbs from a table to the kitchen. He has an old timey accent about him and is overall friendly but don't get him steamed or mess with his buddies or else it'll be curtains.
2. W.I.L. the Alien
Hailing from the farthest reaches of space, this fellow is a former member of the intergalactic police force. He was assigned to the White Star Lunar Division, he made up the entire division. The reason why was because of his tremendous skills on the battle field, he could smell traps, survive in the harshest of conditions. There was one exceptional disturbance in the fo- I mean...uh...the universe and he traveled to our planet to fix it. So he met the other eight characters, became friends and got rid of it. What did they get rid of? Join the RP and you might squeeze that info out of one of them. So his past is kind of in mystery past that but on a personality level he tries to be stone cold but it's obvious that he used to work in the military just based on the way he acts, he's a man's man and is very passionate in almost everything that he says. He knows a lot about combat and things but when it comes to the basic customs of Earth he's a bit clueless. His skin is red and smooth but reptilian looking, he's big and bulky with alien tech following him wherever he goes.
3. Bananarama-Sama the Anime something or other
Not too much is known about banana-rama since he doesn't talk, outside of simple grunts and yells but he's still pretty colorful. He lived on a tropical island for most of his life until he found a few magical objects which imbued the creature with special powers. He could blast some weird energy stuff out of his palms. He was known for his huge hair, striking an impressive similarity with Goku. He wears an aloha shirt with a banana necklace hanging off his neck. He might be a monkey based off his behavior. Based off people's stories they describe him as a great hero but if you saw him in person it seems pretty hard to believe, he's so absent minded and kind of stupid. But he learned how to be a hero from the very best, other absent minded folk in the same vein as goku, luffy, natsu, and naruto. His team mates say he's real skilled in everything without even trying, he accomplishes all of his tasks by complete accident. People aren't sure if he's playing dumb or if he's just a regular monkey that just stumbled across great power, whatever it is...he sure is funny.
4. Slackjaw the zombie
Slackjaw is back from an age long ago, back when humans were much more common and they were the smartest creatures on the planet. He's a former circus monkey, (Yeah, two monkies for some reason, I don't even like monkies all that much and there's two of them over here) he died long ago but his body didn't give out due to the massive amounts of radiation in the area, so in the time it took for the planet to rebuild it's atmosphere, and since all the humans were dead, the smart ones at least, the only ones that survived were the ones that were zombies. It's been eons since the zombie apocolypse, but Slackjaw was picked up by these guys since he was extremely acrobatic and could take advantage of the fact that he could detach his limbs without a problem. His hair is a greenish color, he's got mangled teeth and a bandage wrapped around his tail, he's got a good metaphorical heart as his real one is more of a raisin more than anything. He works as a good trash can though as he can eat pretty much anything so he walks around the joint taking their trash, what a gentleman.
5. Nolan the video game
From a straight up mix of platformer, fps, and rpg games all in one he's the biggest and strongest of all of the others on this list. He went back to the old analog age of video games spanning all the way to next gen. He's pretty huge and with huge muscles and is covered in accesories from his previous games. He's the most colorful out of all of them with pixels and glowing sprites floating around him. He may be huge but he's still really gentle, he does work with kids after all so no matter how much butt he kicks in his games he's still a real good guy off screen.
6. Otto the robot
Back from the steampunk age of living, he was an archaic learning computer which was able to improve on his own based on it's experience without the help of human interference. But due to all the movies about robot uprisings the public was too afraid to give Otto a chance. The company ended up leaving the prototype in the scrap dump. But unlike Terminator and or HAL 9000, Otto was much closer to Wall E, he was almost completely harmless, as time went on he managed to find enough working parts in the scrap heap to build himself a body. Soon he began finding remnants of pop culture getting thrown into the dump. Apparently no one liked country music and insisted on getting rid of it, so that was the music he was stuck with. Because the only sounds he got from a day to day basis was the sound of cowboys and guitars he began to emulate what he saw. So he made himself a little wardrobe so now he wears a cowboy hat and a bandana. Although he was also a bit of a tinkerer, now he was able to construct almost anything out of anything. He's the basic steampunk shade of brown and pretty rusty, he's probably the most calm, collected, and cool of the employees with his southern accent.
7. Chill the Magic Penguin
He was hatched on the streams of an aurora borealis, yep, this penguin was raised on the electric clouds of an aurora borealis clouds, there was a sort of magical quality to Chill as he learned how to heal others with the essence found in the streams of the AB (aurora borealis for short ;3) he could create ice crystals out of thin air and other things. He began to travel the world with his magical abilities, learning other spells along the way. When he came across the other eight guys he became the designated healer of the group.
8. Robin the Elf
He's from the land of fantasy, he's probably the youngest of all of them and looks the most humanoid save for the ears. He's got a british accent and sleek blonde hair, as well as the getup you'd expect out of a fancy pretty boy like him. He dawns the regular fantasy type deal the scrolls and the other stuff. He's endowed with electric powers which can be seen through the lightning that appears over him whenever he's upset. Not much else to say about him, he's an elf.
9. Sparkle the Unicorn
A unicorn coming from Pony town, he got extremely sick of all of the singing and high pitched voices that persisted throughout the town. He became a shut in and learned how to avoid confrontation, and being in a place full of attention hungry ponies who were bound to find anyone if they needed 'friendship' that was an impressive feat. Soon humans moved in and began filming a TV show centering around six of the most annoying ponies in town. He was the one equine to never appear in one of those episodes, he just hid in his house and only going out to buy food. He drew the line when some fans of the show began hitting on the female ponies in town, the worst part was is that they were all human, they must have forgotten what species they were. Sparkle wasn't going to stick around much longer to get caught by one of these creepy individuals. He wanted set out into the world, to see something other than rainbows and sunshine. He rounded up a team from the eight other guys and started up a.....well you'll find that out later.
