Fairy Tail: A Fandom OOC

[Colt556]

So why did you have her join FT specifically if you knew she was a bad fit?

Because I already have characters in the other guilds and Tanari's best fit for FT anyways.

 

[Rhodus Prime]

Because I already have characters in the other guilds and Tanari's best fit for FT anyways.

Then don't complain about it

 

[Colt556]

She's actually lowkey been planning this for a while, she knew Ophelia was a murderer and used that to advantage. She lowkey bribed Ophelia to let her join, and since Ophelia just don't care she let her.

Turns out Tanari's the true evil and is there to subvert FT values by being a selfish lazy fuck and encouraging everyone else to be selfish lazy fucks too.

Then don't complain about it

Sometimes I think you have a hard time understanding jokes over the internet and just view everything as complaints.

 

[LeSoraAmari]

Turns out Tanari's the true evil and is there to subvert FT values by being a selfish lazy fuck and encouraging everyone else to be selfish lazy fucks too.

That's when everyone's all like "Ew wtf Tanari is a lazy selfish fuck, let's stay clear of her" and then they all leave FT to make a renewed Fairy Tail.

 

[Colt556]

That's when everyone's all like "Ew wtf Tanari is a lazy selfish fuck, let's stay clear of her" and then they all leave FT to make a renewed Fairy Tail.

Tanari walks that lonely road.

 

[hudhouse]

Tanari walks that lonely road.

if you wanted I would have had Verdana been Tanari's friend... but eh.

 

[LeSoraAmari]

Tanari walks that lonely road.

She was destined to walk it, alone and cold.

 

[Colt556]

if you wanted I would have had Verdana been Tanari's friend... but eh.

Isn't Verdana some spider monstergirl? Tanari would be more inclined to fight her then befriend her lmao.

She was destined to walk it, alone and cold.

Fortunately Tanari doesn't get cold, perks of being firemage. So she's just alone.

 

[LeSoraAmari]

Isn't Verdana some spider monstergirl? Tanari would be more inclined to fight her then befriend her lmao.


Fortunately Tanari doesn't get cold, perks of being firemage. So she's just alone.

She's alone and cold because her fire is cold. 

 

[Colt556]

She's alone and cold because her fire is cold. 

Does she look like Lucian to you?

 

[LeSoraAmari]

Does she look like Lucian to you?

It would explain why her flames are cold, are they related?

 

[Colt556]

It would explain why her flames are cold, are they related?

Tanari's flames aren't cold though

 

[LeSoraAmari]

They're cold and dull 


#ColdFlames 


#FeelWhatBurn-It'sCold!

 

[Colt556]

They're cold and dull 


#ColdFlames 


#FeelWhatBurn-It'sCold!

Plz do not tease Tanari over her flames, she takes great pride in them. Ty.

 

[LeSoraAmari]

Plz do not tease Tanari over her flames, she takes great pride in them. Ty.

But, what is there to be prideful about?

 

[Colt556]

But, what is there to be prideful about?

The immense heat, energy, passion, intensity, and longevity of her fire.

 

[LeSoraAmari]

The immense heat, energy, passion, intensity, and longevity of her fire.

The harshness of her blizzards.

 

[Colt556]

The harshness of her blizzards.

Tanari confirmed for being both a fire and ice mage.

 

[Happy Red Mage]

The immense heat, energy, passion, intensity, and longevity of her fire.

The dryness of her...scalp.

 

[LeSoraAmari]

Tanari confirmed for being both a fire and ice mage.

Oh, no.


I was talking about her flames, they're so cold it's as if she's generating a blizzard. Flames colder than cold.

 

[Colt556]

Oh, no.


I was talking about her flames, they're so cold it's as if she's generating a blizzard. Flames colder than cold.

Y'know, her having flames that are so cold it's like she's generating blizzards and shit is pretty legit. Tanari confirmed for strongest ice mage in the land.

 

[Valentina Aeternum]

-falls over laughing- work sucks! This has been a funny conversation and I cannot stop giggling why!?

 

[Colt556]

-falls over laughing- work sucks! This has been a funny conversation and I cannot stop giggling why!?

 

[LeSoraAmari]

Y'know, her having flames that are so cold it's like she's generating blizzards and shit is pretty legit. Tanari confirmed for strongest ice mage in the land.

Worst fire mage though, at least she's now embracing her true worth as a cold fire mage.

 

[Happy Red Mage]

There isn't really anything cold. It's only hot and less hot.