Fairy Tail: A Fandom OOC

4-5 Year timeskip later?

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Zuka said:
I imagine it like
Valken all red faced trying to flick his emo fridge forward to hide it as he slices people, while Emmerich is like "FioreFister 69? Nah nah mate, you get Behind Guild Doors, that's a treat that is. Or MagnoliaMagnestic, but that has them sexy men and shit, just skip that rote, noice little section there is all on Bikini Babes. Centre fold and everyfink."


Valken: I.... already have that one... version 1-10... and accompany Lacramia disc....


Ferra. o_o.....


@Britt\-21


Imagine if Frosty has some beautiful dainty daughter....


...who can crush skulls like he can.


I actually don't know if Frosty would read those magazines, though not for any purity reasons
inb4 Ferra wonders if Emmerich is bi. And is officially 100% corrupted by talk of porno mags.
 
Zuka said:
Valken is the pervert, Emmerich is the guy always busting knuckles and Noah is the drunk.
kek.


@Embaga Elder
Honesty I'm trying to set Emmerich up as sort of the tank of the group. The amount of punishment that man can take is ridiculous, and he can dish out a lot too, albeit at close range.

Mitchs98 said:
inb4 Ferra wonders if Emmerich is bi. And is officially 100% corrupted by talk of porno mags.
kek. Frosty is 100% straight
 
Mykinkaiser said:
Honesty I'm trying to set Emmerich up as sort of the tank of the group. The amount of punishment that man can take is ridiculous, and he can dish out a lot too, albeit at close range.
kek. Frosty is 100% straight
That wouldn't stop Ferra from thinking otherwise.
 
Mykinkaiser said:
Frosty would be so goddamn proud of that
Sorry Milken's girl will be stronger.


And more beautiful.


She just will.


Shadow/Poison/Heals.
 
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Plot twist:


Valken/Frosty constantly pitting these girls against one another.


Girls become best friends and refuse to fights.


Father's: Whelp back to the old fashion way... *fist fight*
 
At this point I realized that Kelica knows all of Chris' weaknesses regardless of what form he's in.


Kelica: Chris do the dishes please.


Chris (werewolf) : I did them yesterday *tries to curl up to sleep*


Kelica: There's a steak involved


Chris: Okay! *immediately starts doing dishes*
 
[QUOTE="Britt-21]What If she has a boy? Would he be worse? xD

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No matter if the kid was girl or boy they would learn to bust skulls from dear ol' daddy Emmerich
 
Mykinkaiser said:
No matter if the kid was girl or boy they would learn to bust skulls from dear ol' daddy Emmerich
That is true xD and lavender would just implement some of her into them too so they're not so violent, but will have their breakouts and knock someone out xD being a supportive mother of the skull basher
 
[QUOTE="Britt-21]That is true xD and lavender would just implement some of her into them too so they're not so violent, but will have their breakouts and knock someone out xD being a supportive mother of the skull basher

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Skull smasher*


FTFY
 
[QUOTE="Britt-21]Smasher basher dasher same thing xD p

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Basher doesn't necessarily mean skull breaks, smasher does :3
 
I'm in hysterics just imagining the next Magnolia Festival, Fairytail Guild Hall doors burst open to reveal Frosty and Valken, looking totally badass with suits and sunglasses (valken will scrub up by then for reasons), looking like God's gift to women, till light fades and Frosty has a daughter on his shoulder and Valken a girl on his hip.


But still looking badass.


While lavender/millie trail behind like "...never see them help out, ever, but wooooaaa reunion and now best fathers ever....ungrateful..."


@Britt\-21 @Kayzo

Isune said:
She can make him bend to her ever whim. Although there are times were laziness dominates.
She does control creatures.

Mykinkaiser said:
@Britt\-21
FROSTY'S FINALLY UP! I DID IT MOM!
In more ways then one?.... kek
 
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Zuka said:
I'm in hysterics just imagining the next Magnolia Festival, Fairytail Guild Hall doors burst open to reveal Frosty and Valken, looking totally badass with suits and sunglasses (valken will scrub up by then for reasons), looking like God's gift to women, till light fades and Frosty has a daughter on his shoulder and Valken a girl on his hip.
But still looking badass.


While lavender/millie trail behind like "...never see them help out, ever, but wooooaaa reunion and now best fathers ever....ungrateful..."


@Britt\-21 @Kayzo


She does control creatures.


In more ways then one?.... kek
That is beautiful.


As for him being up or not, Idk. Would battle do that for him? I actually don't know. That said, there was hot woman so it's entirely possible
 
Mykinkaiser said:
That is beautiful.
As for him being up or not, Idk. Would battle do that for him? I actually don't know. That said, there was hot woman so it's entirely possible
I thought hot women didn't affect him? I'd say him fighting is more likely to get him up.


Also should I bring in my succubus for a frosty fight? Mmmmaaannnnn I kind of want to. Valken would be KO to a succubus. *booby flash* Valken @_@
 
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@Mykinkaiser


This girl totally using Siren voices, womanly wiles and potions and perfumes to sway men/women that has zero effect on Frosty is just hilarious

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Zuka said:
I'm in hysterics just imagining the next Magnolia Festival, Fairytail Guild Hall doors burst open to reveal Frosty and Valken, looking totally badass with suits and sunglasses (valken will scrub up by then for reasons), looking like God's gift to women, till light fades and Frosty has a daughter on his shoulder and Valken a girl on his hip.
But still looking badass.


While lavender/millie trail behind like "...never see them help out, ever, but wooooaaa reunion and now best fathers ever....ungrateful..."


@Britt\-21 @Kayzo


She does control creatures.


In more ways then one?.... kek
No no no, you've got it all wrong.


The doors burst open to reveal the two babes, but then the light fades to reveal the baby carriers they are wearin, their children resting comfortably in them
 
Zuka said:
I thought hot women didn't affect him? I'd say him fighting is more likely to get him up.
Also should I bring in my succubus for a frosty fight? Mmmmaaannnnn I kind of want to. Valken would be KO to a succubus. *booby flash* Valken @_@
It isn't that he's not affected, he just doesn't react all that much, both because he's used to it and because he's not one to swoon/act like a typical anime protag

Zuka said:
@Mykinkaiser
This girl totally using Siren voices, womanly wiles and potions and perfumes to sway men/women that has zero effect on Frosty is just hilarious

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I'm down with this


Also I approve of this picture
 

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