Fairy Tail: A Fandom OOC

[Mitchs98]

I imagine it like
Valken all red faced trying to flick his emo fridge forward to hide it as he slices people, while Emmerich is like "FioreFister 69? Nah nah mate, you get Behind Guild Doors, that's a treat that is. Or MagnoliaMagnestic, but that has them sexy men and shit, just skip that rote, noice little section there is all on Bikini Babes. Centre fold and everyfink."


Valken: I.... already have that one... version 1-10... and accompany Lacramia disc....


Ferra. o_o.....


@Britt\-21


Imagine if Frosty has some beautiful dainty daughter....


...who can crush skulls like he can.


I actually don't know if Frosty would read those magazines, though not for any purity reasons

inb4 Ferra wonders if Emmerich is bi. And is officially 100% corrupted by talk of porno mags.

 

[Mykinkaiser]

Valken is the pervert, Emmerich is the guy always busting knuckles and Noah is the drunk.
kek.


@Embaga Elder

Honesty I'm trying to set Emmerich up as sort of the tank of the group. The amount of punishment that man can take is ridiculous, and he can dish out a lot too, albeit at close range.

inb4 Ferra wonders if Emmerich is bi. And is officially 100% corrupted by talk of porno mags.

kek. Frosty is 100% straight

 

[Britt-21]

Frosty would be so goddamn proud of that

lavender would be glad that she is strong

 

[Mitchs98]

Honesty I'm trying to set Emmerich up as sort of the tank of the group. The amount of punishment that man can take is ridiculous, and he can dish out a lot too, albeit at close range.
kek. Frosty is 100% straight

That wouldn't stop Ferra from thinking otherwise.

 

[Zooks]

Frosty would be so goddamn proud of that

Sorry Milken's girl will be stronger.


And more beautiful.


She just will.


Shadow/Poison/Heals.

 

[Zooks]

Plot twist:


Valken/Frosty constantly pitting these girls against one another.


Girls become best friends and refuse to fights.


Father's: Whelp back to the old fashion way... *fist fight*

 

[Isune]

At this point I realized that Kelica knows all of Chris' weaknesses regardless of what form he's in.


Kelica: Chris do the dishes please.


Chris (werewolf) : I did them yesterday *tries to curl up to sleep*


Kelica: There's a steak involved


Chris: Okay! *immediately starts doing dishes*

 

[Isune]

She can make him bend to her ever whim. Although there are times were laziness dominates.

 

[Britt-21]

Frosty would be so goddamn proud of that

What If she has a boy? Would he be worse? xD

 

[Mykinkaiser]

[QUOTE="Britt-21]What If she has a boy? Would he be worse? xD

[/QUOTE]
No matter if the kid was girl or boy they would learn to bust skulls from dear ol' daddy Emmerich

 

[Mykinkaiser]

Sorry Milken's girl will be stronger.
And more beautiful.


She just will.


Shadow/Poison/Heals.

U wot m8?

 

[Britt-21]

No matter if the kid was girl or boy they would learn to bust skulls from dear ol' daddy Emmerich

That is true xD and lavender would just implement some of her into them too so they're not so violent, but will have their breakouts and knock someone out xD being a supportive mother of the skull basher

 

[Mykinkaiser]

[QUOTE="Britt-21]That is true xD and lavender would just implement some of her into them too so they're not so violent, but will have their breakouts and knock someone out xD being a supportive mother of the skull basher

[/QUOTE]
Skull smasher*


FTFY

 

[Britt-21]

Smasher basher dasher same thing xD p

 

[Mykinkaiser]

[QUOTE="Britt-21]Smasher basher dasher same thing xD p

[/QUOTE]
Basher doesn't necessarily mean skull breaks, smasher does :3

 

[Rhodus Prime]

@Zuka Sorry for the lack of a post today. I was busy with work. Tomorrow I get to go to the DMV... Yay....

 

[Mykinkaiser]

@Britt\-21


FROSTY'S FINALLY UP! I DID IT MOM!

 

[Zooks]

I'm in hysterics just imagining the next Magnolia Festival, Fairytail Guild Hall doors burst open to reveal Frosty and Valken, looking totally badass with suits and sunglasses (valken will scrub up by then for reasons), looking like God's gift to women, till light fades and Frosty has a daughter on his shoulder and Valken a girl on his hip.


But still looking badass.


While lavender/millie trail behind like "...never see them help out, ever, but wooooaaa reunion and now best fathers ever....ungrateful..."


@Britt\-21 @Kayzo

She can make him bend to her ever whim. Although there are times were laziness dominates.

She does control creatures.

@Britt\-21
FROSTY'S FINALLY UP! I DID IT MOM!

In more ways then one?.... kek

 

[Mykinkaiser]

I'm in hysterics just imagining the next Magnolia Festival, Fairytail Guild Hall doors burst open to reveal Frosty and Valken, looking totally badass with suits and sunglasses (valken will scrub up by then for reasons), looking like God's gift to women, till light fades and Frosty has a daughter on his shoulder and Valken a girl on his hip.
But still looking badass.


While lavender/millie trail behind like "...never see them help out, ever, but wooooaaa reunion and now best fathers ever....ungrateful..."


@Britt\-21 @Kayzo


She does control creatures.


In more ways then one?.... kek

That is beautiful.


As for him being up or not, Idk. Would battle do that for him? I actually don't know. That said, there was hot woman so it's entirely possible

 

[Zooks]

That is beautiful.
As for him being up or not, Idk. Would battle do that for him? I actually don't know. That said, there was hot woman so it's entirely possible

I thought hot women didn't affect him? I'd say him fighting is more likely to get him up.


Also should I bring in my succubus for a frosty fight? Mmmmaaannnnn I kind of want to. Valken would be KO to a succubus. *booby flash* Valken @_@

 

[Zooks]

@Mykinkaiser


This girl totally using Siren voices, womanly wiles and potions and perfumes to sway men/women that has zero effect on Frosty is just hilarious

Spoiler

 

[Maki]

I'm in hysterics just imagining the next Magnolia Festival, Fairytail Guild Hall doors burst open to reveal Frosty and Valken, looking totally badass with suits and sunglasses (valken will scrub up by then for reasons), looking like God's gift to women, till light fades and Frosty has a daughter on his shoulder and Valken a girl on his hip.
But still looking badass.


While lavender/millie trail behind like "...never see them help out, ever, but wooooaaa reunion and now best fathers ever....ungrateful..."


@Britt\-21 @Kayzo


She does control creatures.


In more ways then one?.... kek

No no no, you've got it all wrong.


The doors burst open to reveal the two babes, but then the light fades to reveal the baby carriers they are wearin, their children resting comfortably in them

 

[Mykinkaiser]

I thought hot women didn't affect him? I'd say him fighting is more likely to get him up.
Also should I bring in my succubus for a frosty fight? Mmmmaaannnnn I kind of want to. Valken would be KO to a succubus. *booby flash* Valken @_@

It isn't that he's not affected, he just doesn't react all that much, both because he's used to it and because he's not one to swoon/act like a typical anime protag

@Mykinkaiser
This girl totally using Siren voices, womanly wiles and potions and perfumes to sway men/women that has zero effect on Frosty is just hilarious

Spoiler

I'm down with this


Also I approve of this picture

 

[Zooks]

Maybe more this?

 

[Mykinkaiser]

Maybe more this?

First pic's better imo