purplepanda288
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHKayzo said:
Fairy Tail: A Fandom OOC
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Mitchs98
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AllthehypeKayzo said:
Zooks
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she still has 12 hrs of labour, if not 24 like me. Hold your britches xD babies take time. thats a very big head out of a small opening
Mitchs98
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You just had to bring in the bad images.Zuka said:
Didn't you.
Zooks
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*grins* it's even more gruesome to see in person.Mitchs98 said:
Cervix dilates from not open to 12cms (3 inches i think). just think about that
Imagine pooping a 3 inch wide turd. I swear to god that is what it feels like. Plus we tear most times.
So... EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE BABIES WOO SO CUTE
Maki
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Babies are too much work. I don't want babies. At least not now.Zuka said:
Isune
Some Nerd with Glasses
@femjapanriceball I almost forgot. Is that dragon a standard fire dragon or is it something like a ice or wind dragon? I didn't want to make the assumption so I'll leave it up to you.
Zooks
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They are.Kayzo said:
Millie is still having one right?
I need to see an actually calm, loving Daddy Valken...so cute
Mitchs98
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You're trying your damndest to give me nightmares, aren't you?Zuka said:
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Nah go ahead. If I were to post for Ryu now, it'd be pretty shortZuka said:
purplepanda288
Worker of the shit
Zuka said:
Mitchs98 said:
OR you can also Described with a soft ball going though the ureithra tube. ( that's for a guy at least) OH AND WHEN GIVING BIRTH THE VAGINA CAN RIP OPEN ALL TO WAY TO THE BUTTZuka said:
Mitchs98
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Can we...no.purplepanda288 said:
Maki
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Of course Millie is going to have his baby.Zuka said:They are.
Millie is still having one right?
I need to see an actually calm, loving Daddy Valken...so cute
Maki
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Yeah no baby for me.purplepanda288 said:
Zooks
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@Kayzo
Oh I was going to ask!
Are Millie's parents still around? I absolutely laughed in hysterics thinking of Valken meeting them...
Millie: Mummy, Daddy, this is my boyfriend!
Dad: *eyes narrow* You touched my girl inappropriately?
Valken: *butter wouldn't melt face* Of course not Sir! All above ground! *as he reaches behind to grope Millie's bottom
Millie: *eeps* B...But Valken I'm pre-
Valken: "Pre-pared to get married soon! I mean... if you approve... Sir..."
Mum: What do you do for a living sweety?
Valken: .... I... well... I do jobs here and there for Lamia Scale... mostly Intellegence... Paper pushing... Earns a great wage!
Parents nod happily.
Valken sweat drop behind his head.
Oh I was going to ask!
Are Millie's parents still around? I absolutely laughed in hysterics thinking of Valken meeting them...
Millie: Mummy, Daddy, this is my boyfriend!
Dad: *eyes narrow* You touched my girl inappropriately?
Valken: *butter wouldn't melt face* Of course not Sir! All above ground! *as he reaches behind to grope Millie's bottom
Millie: *eeps* B...But Valken I'm pre-
Valken: "Pre-pared to get married soon! I mean... if you approve... Sir..."
Mum: What do you do for a living sweety?
Valken: .... I... well... I do jobs here and there for Lamia Scale... mostly Intellegence... Paper pushing... Earns a great wage!
Parents nod happily.
Valken sweat drop behind his head.
purplepanda288
Worker of the shit
One last fact, 9 times out of 10 the female giving birth often poops as the try to push out the baby.Mitchs98 said:
Maki
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Yeah, they're still around. They're 60 or something.Zuka said:
Zooks
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My mum had that. I would have to if she didn't get stuckpurplepanda288 said:
purplepanda288
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Zuka" data-cite="Zuka" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="170595" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>My mum had that. I would have to if she didn't get stuck</div></blockquote>
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I know to many facts about child birth. I guess I want to birth one. But me and my boyfriend said that if we ever do get married and adopted we would have the electro shock thing that simulates birth. It's like only a third of the actual pain but you know, might aswell know the pain</p>
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I know to many facts about child birth. I guess I want to birth one. But me and my boyfriend said that if we ever do get married and adopted we would have the electro shock thing that simulates birth. It's like only a third of the actual pain but you know, might aswell know the pain</p>
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Zooks
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Think of the biggest turd you have ever done... you know, the sweat pouring down your face, eye clenching, tummy tensing one were you do a little then stop and breath then push more and half cry and it stings.purplepanda288 said:
It's that. Now just imagine that sensation, with a watermelon..and you can't choose when to hold back, you body pushes regardless.
Single most excruiating pain of my life ^__^
Isune
Some Nerd with Glasses
@femjapanriceball the main reason why I'm asking is because I want to know before I have Chris do a full takeover.
Rhodus Prime
Red Sun
@Zuka Ryu might actually fall unconscious from the combination of his headache and Kelica's screaming practically right in his ear...
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purplepanda288
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And lack of oxygen from , Ahem, suffocationRhodus said: