Reynarda
Nerdy Vampire
Azrael relaxed slightly. It wasn’t that she had been worried Wade was afraid of her, really. She just didn’t want him to have that at the back of his mind.
However, her face went bright red when Lev said he would have carried her. Her brain was supplying her with what that would probably look like and she was way too tired to get her blushing under control.
Thea, of course, did not fail to notice. The smirk on their face formed a dimple. In a tone they figured was relatively quiet, they asked, “You kissed him yet?”
“Thea!” Azrael hissed, flushing even darker. When they snickered, Azrael said, “Stop, I do not have any blood to spare for craniofacial erythema.”
Thea shook their head. “I didn’t even know there was a medical term for blushing. You’re such a nerd.” She glanced at Lev, pleased at how well he was caring for their Doc. “You know you’re dating a nerd, right?”
“It’s not that bad,” Azrael said in answer to Lev’s question and trying to talk over Thea.
Tucking in the bandage, Thea glanced at her. “She is lying. Hypotension isn’t as bad in vampires because they actually don’t have high blood pressures to begin with, but you can’t give them transfusions. So it can be very dangerous depending on how much they lose.”
Azrael shook her bottle of erythropoietin. “I took some, and I got blood. I’m fine.”
Thea eyed her, not placated in the slightest. But Azrael was saved from more mother-henning by the mention of food and polite society’s view on cannibalism. They snickered. They supposed Wade and Percival may take offense to such behavior considering they were the three humans.
This amusement quickly shifted when Percival said “we” had things to come clean about. Thea squinted at him. What sort of things did he have to come clean about?
But then something was off… “Hold up, Percival, how long has your hair been flirting with the color pink?”
Thea looked back at Azrael and pointed as of to ask if the Doc had noticed. Azrael didn’t look surprised and Thea scowled at her. How dare she keep Percival Fairweather’s new style a secret like this.
“I have zero secrets,” Thea interrupted Wade. Actually, they had a few, but they were unimportant and—
Azrael had noticed the shift in Thea’s heart rate and was arching an eyebrow at her medical assistant. Cheeks darkening, Thea quickly looked away. They hadn’t wanted to mention they’d applied for nursing school at Columbia University in case they didn’t get in. They had, of course, put Dr. Drake down as a reference, but they sort of hoped the admissions people just wouldn’t call her if they didn’t get in.
However, Azrael’s suspicious gaze was completely wiped from their mind as Percival announced he was, in fact, a vampire.
“What?!” Thea demanded. “You can’t be a vampire! Doc, he can’t be a vampire.”
Azrael, more than amused by her medical assistant’s reaction, couldn’t help asking, “Why not?”
Thea waved their arms. “You look like a vampire! You wear all black and you look at people like you’re mentally dissecting them—“
“That’s just how doctors look at people.”
“—but Percival Fairweather—I mean look at him!” Thea gestured to Percival as if that explained everything. “He has hair almost as cool as mine—hold up.”
Thea rounded on Percival, their eyes squinted. “Does Tristan have pink hair?!”
“Thea,” Azrael sighed, not wanting them to overwhelm Percival. “Tristan does not secretly have—“
“Naga?” Thea cut her off. “Wait you’re a snake? Is that why it’s a normal-person temperature in here and not frigid? You turned up the heat for Percival? So you knew!”
Azrael spread her hands. She knew Thea was not actually surprised she had known, they were just verbally processing everything.
Still. “Thea,” Azrael said gently. “That was a lot for Percival to reveal. Go easy on him.”
Thea shrugged at Percival. “You’re a vampire-naga with pink hair. Totally rad.” They grabbed Azrael’s knee. “That means. Three out of five of us do have fangs! We really are fang gang!”
Azrael gave the top of Thea’s head an affectionate pat.
But then Wade was trying to make a break for it, and Azrael sat forward, opening her mouth to stop him. Lev handled it, and she relaxed back into her chair.
When Percival decided to be assertive, Azrael arched her eyebrow. “You need to know that, do you? And what do you plan on doing with that information, Percival?”
Thea glanced between them, wondering if this was about to become a bunch of tired vampires posturing. While that would be hilarious and also annoying, everyone seemed to be missing something.
“Yeah, that’s not important either. What’s important is that we’re all ignoring the fact that somebody gave herself hypotension, apparently due to magic, and the other vampire in the room also looks like he’s about to fall asleep.” Thea squinted at Azrael. “You first. I assume the cut has something to do with your lack of blood?”
Azrael sighed. “I may have panicked a little when I realized my mother was in here alone with Percival. I… used a bit of my blood to create a shield around him. It’s a spell I could do in my sleep, but since we were far apart…” Azrael shrugged, a little embarrassed. “I misjudged and burned more of my blood than I intended.”
Thea shook their head in exasperation. They didn’t know a whole lot about blood magic, but they knew the Doc was careful about how she used it. She must have been really freaked.
“How much?”
Azrael made a show of examining Thea’s bandaging skills.
“Dr. Azrael Drake. I know you have an estimate of how much blood you lost,” Thea said in their firmest voice.
Azrael cleared her throat. “About a liter.”
“WHAT!” Thea shrieked, making Azrael wince. Azrael was not a tall person, so Thea figured she was below the supposed human average of five liters of blood. “The stab victim we sewed up—how much had he lost?”
Azrael sighed. “Two. But I will heal quickly, quit worrying. Remember I have a higher reserve volume than a human.”
Thea was not placated. They frowned with their best disproving frown at Azrael. Azrael squirmed a little under their gaze. Of course Thea had been paying close attention to the vampire stab victim they had cared for and was now using that knowledge against her.
“I am fine, I will heal. But Percival is right. We could have a supernatural turf war on our hands and I don’t want any of you getting caught in the crossfire.”
Thea waved a dismissive hand. “We can deal with that when we learn what’s up with Percival. I assume the Doc has been taking care of you, but given it takes about three months to replace 500ml of blood she will have to tell me what to do to care for you. Don’t worry, she’s very good at bossing me around. So. What’s going on with you? Why are you so tired?”
They knew Percival had been the “secret emergency” patient, but they figured they’d generously let him reveal that.
“And keep in mind you are on thin ice for not telling me you were part of the pink hair club. We could have been hair buddies.”
However, her face went bright red when Lev said he would have carried her. Her brain was supplying her with what that would probably look like and she was way too tired to get her blushing under control.
Thea, of course, did not fail to notice. The smirk on their face formed a dimple. In a tone they figured was relatively quiet, they asked, “You kissed him yet?”
“Thea!” Azrael hissed, flushing even darker. When they snickered, Azrael said, “Stop, I do not have any blood to spare for craniofacial erythema.”
Thea shook their head. “I didn’t even know there was a medical term for blushing. You’re such a nerd.” She glanced at Lev, pleased at how well he was caring for their Doc. “You know you’re dating a nerd, right?”
“It’s not that bad,” Azrael said in answer to Lev’s question and trying to talk over Thea.
Tucking in the bandage, Thea glanced at her. “She is lying. Hypotension isn’t as bad in vampires because they actually don’t have high blood pressures to begin with, but you can’t give them transfusions. So it can be very dangerous depending on how much they lose.”
Azrael shook her bottle of erythropoietin. “I took some, and I got blood. I’m fine.”
Thea eyed her, not placated in the slightest. But Azrael was saved from more mother-henning by the mention of food and polite society’s view on cannibalism. They snickered. They supposed Wade and Percival may take offense to such behavior considering they were the three humans.
This amusement quickly shifted when Percival said “we” had things to come clean about. Thea squinted at him. What sort of things did he have to come clean about?
But then something was off… “Hold up, Percival, how long has your hair been flirting with the color pink?”
Thea looked back at Azrael and pointed as of to ask if the Doc had noticed. Azrael didn’t look surprised and Thea scowled at her. How dare she keep Percival Fairweather’s new style a secret like this.
“I have zero secrets,” Thea interrupted Wade. Actually, they had a few, but they were unimportant and—
Azrael had noticed the shift in Thea’s heart rate and was arching an eyebrow at her medical assistant. Cheeks darkening, Thea quickly looked away. They hadn’t wanted to mention they’d applied for nursing school at Columbia University in case they didn’t get in. They had, of course, put Dr. Drake down as a reference, but they sort of hoped the admissions people just wouldn’t call her if they didn’t get in.
However, Azrael’s suspicious gaze was completely wiped from their mind as Percival announced he was, in fact, a vampire.
“What?!” Thea demanded. “You can’t be a vampire! Doc, he can’t be a vampire.”
Azrael, more than amused by her medical assistant’s reaction, couldn’t help asking, “Why not?”
Thea waved their arms. “You look like a vampire! You wear all black and you look at people like you’re mentally dissecting them—“
“That’s just how doctors look at people.”
“—but Percival Fairweather—I mean look at him!” Thea gestured to Percival as if that explained everything. “He has hair almost as cool as mine—hold up.”
Thea rounded on Percival, their eyes squinted. “Does Tristan have pink hair?!”
“Thea,” Azrael sighed, not wanting them to overwhelm Percival. “Tristan does not secretly have—“
“Naga?” Thea cut her off. “Wait you’re a snake? Is that why it’s a normal-person temperature in here and not frigid? You turned up the heat for Percival? So you knew!”
Azrael spread her hands. She knew Thea was not actually surprised she had known, they were just verbally processing everything.
Still. “Thea,” Azrael said gently. “That was a lot for Percival to reveal. Go easy on him.”
Thea shrugged at Percival. “You’re a vampire-naga with pink hair. Totally rad.” They grabbed Azrael’s knee. “That means. Three out of five of us do have fangs! We really are fang gang!”
Azrael gave the top of Thea’s head an affectionate pat.
But then Wade was trying to make a break for it, and Azrael sat forward, opening her mouth to stop him. Lev handled it, and she relaxed back into her chair.
When Percival decided to be assertive, Azrael arched her eyebrow. “You need to know that, do you? And what do you plan on doing with that information, Percival?”
Thea glanced between them, wondering if this was about to become a bunch of tired vampires posturing. While that would be hilarious and also annoying, everyone seemed to be missing something.
“Yeah, that’s not important either. What’s important is that we’re all ignoring the fact that somebody gave herself hypotension, apparently due to magic, and the other vampire in the room also looks like he’s about to fall asleep.” Thea squinted at Azrael. “You first. I assume the cut has something to do with your lack of blood?”
Azrael sighed. “I may have panicked a little when I realized my mother was in here alone with Percival. I… used a bit of my blood to create a shield around him. It’s a spell I could do in my sleep, but since we were far apart…” Azrael shrugged, a little embarrassed. “I misjudged and burned more of my blood than I intended.”
Thea shook their head in exasperation. They didn’t know a whole lot about blood magic, but they knew the Doc was careful about how she used it. She must have been really freaked.
“How much?”
Azrael made a show of examining Thea’s bandaging skills.
“Dr. Azrael Drake. I know you have an estimate of how much blood you lost,” Thea said in their firmest voice.
Azrael cleared her throat. “About a liter.”
“WHAT!” Thea shrieked, making Azrael wince. Azrael was not a tall person, so Thea figured she was below the supposed human average of five liters of blood. “The stab victim we sewed up—how much had he lost?”
Azrael sighed. “Two. But I will heal quickly, quit worrying. Remember I have a higher reserve volume than a human.”
Thea was not placated. They frowned with their best disproving frown at Azrael. Azrael squirmed a little under their gaze. Of course Thea had been paying close attention to the vampire stab victim they had cared for and was now using that knowledge against her.
“I am fine, I will heal. But Percival is right. We could have a supernatural turf war on our hands and I don’t want any of you getting caught in the crossfire.”
Thea waved a dismissive hand. “We can deal with that when we learn what’s up with Percival. I assume the Doc has been taking care of you, but given it takes about three months to replace 500ml of blood she will have to tell me what to do to care for you. Don’t worry, she’s very good at bossing me around. So. What’s going on with you? Why are you so tired?”
They knew Percival had been the “secret emergency” patient, but they figured they’d generously let him reveal that.
“And keep in mind you are on thin ice for not telling me you were part of the pink hair club. We could have been hair buddies.”