Explain it badly!

[Fuzziestudios]

Avengers


"I sick of these mother****ing aliens attacking this mother****ing city!"

-Samuel L Fury

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[Webs Elk]

Assassination Classroom :


Unkillable Octopuses

 

[sakigamis]

Oh boy. [brings out all my horrible Bungou Stray Dogs explanations]


Bandage-wasting idiot is secretly not an idiot, actually planned the whole thing.


Rich American wastes money to beat up an emo and a furry.


Sick emo destroys things with his coat.


Emo wants senpai to notice him, senpai notices furry instead.


Local orphan discovers he's a furry.


Furry just wants chazuke (tea on rice), accidentally becomes a detective.


Dead authors with superpowers fight over a book.

 

[Fuzziestudios]

Unstoppable


Two trains play tag.

 

[Fuzziestudios]

Avengers: Age of Ultron


Picconlo tries to kill everyone.

 

[FiveYenn]

dangan ronpa: angry fnaf animatronic kidnaps teenagers and forces them to kill their friends

 

[JokerValentine]

football: soccer with contact and scoring but without flopping

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Doctor Who: An effectively homeless old man travels around and kidnaps people, forcing them to travel with him in a dingy police box. Their adventures usually involve people dying.

 

[Trust]

(The real) Spiderman: man gets bitten by a radioactive spider

Spoiler

he died

 

[ApplePi]

BTS: A Monster, A horse, a princess, an alien, a cookie, one with no jams and boy who really hates converse

 

[Dugym]

Once Upon a Time: Fairy tales made fairy tale.

 

[Trust]

Star wars: Star trek with glowsticks

 

[Dugym]

Person of Interest: A bunch of eccentric people working for a computer against other eccentric people.

 

[philocaly]

Highschool Dxd: Boobs Vs Zombies

 

[Dugym]

Psych: When childish frauds always beat actual police work.

 

[Trust]

ME!ME!ME! : mind-fuck with blue hair and pretty eyes

 

[BDark]

A woman falls in love with a bee. - The Bee Movie

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Twilight: Love triangle between a useless eighteen year old girl, a corpse, and a dog.

 

[Technic]

A boy is trained to kill his father with a glorified flashlight and kisses his sister in the progress.


Star Wars Episodes IV, V, and VI.

 

[Abendrot]

Lots of fast cars everywhere. Rinse and repeat 7 times

 

[HK Fifty]

Lots of fast cars everywhere. Rinse and repeat 7 times

Add in lots and lots of butts , too. There's almost as many butts as cars.. It's insane.

 

[Technic]

[QUOTE="HK 50 09]Add in lots and lots of butts , too. There's almost as many butts as cars.. It's insane.

[/QUOTE]
Don't forget tears. Lots and lots of tears...

 

[Ce-R0]

Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Budget Works

 

[Dugym]

Three Little Pigs: When the wolf is too lazy to open a door.

 

[Dugym]

Three Little Pigs: When the wolf is too lazy to open a door.

Considering they are all personified...so...