StupidCupid
The Derpiest
He fiddled with his hands, palms sweaty. He was worried she'd say no. Where else would he find someone trustworthy enough? With a gulp, he pressed on.
"My first secretary was fired." He began, scratching the the side of his neck, pulling on his tie. He wasn't really one to beg or ask for favors. He felt like it brought down his ego and pride. "So . . . I need a new secretary." He looked into her eyes, pouting. "And the only person I know that's fit for the role is you."
"Sowillyoubemysecretary?" He blurted, slurring the words as fast as his lips could tumble them out.
"My first secretary was fired." He began, scratching the the side of his neck, pulling on his tie. He wasn't really one to beg or ask for favors. He felt like it brought down his ego and pride. "So . . . I need a new secretary." He looked into her eyes, pouting. "And the only person I know that's fit for the role is you."
"Sowillyoubemysecretary?" He blurted, slurring the words as fast as his lips could tumble them out.