Everyone is John!

[Gabe]

"Your obsession with footwear is SERIOUSLY annoying." 'Ryan' said.
"And who cares about it?"
"I certainly don't."
"That's saying a lot, considering you're the weirdest one of them all, Isaac."

"Shut up, all of you. I'm trying to think."
Incognito's voice was loud and clear in John's head, as if it was several voices instead of one.

"It's not annoying, it's glorious!" Sock says dreamily.

 

[KAmber]

"It's glorious, sure, if you happen to be an idiot."

 

[Error 420]

Let's settle down. You're making John all excited, and you know how he gets when he's excited. He kidnaps women and puts them in knee-high socks.

 

[KAmber]

"Eh, good point."

 

[KodomoYamiya]

Let's settle down. You're making John all excited, and you know how he gets when he's excited. He kidnaps women and puts them in knee-high socks.

"IT'S NOT KIDNAPPING! THE WAIFU'S JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT!!!" Akira shouts in defense

 

[KAmber]

"then that's why you don't have one for very long."

 

[KodomoYamiya]

"then that's why you don't have one for very long."

"BAKA!!! BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA!!!!!!!" Akira screeches with all the fervor of a nerd who is unaware of any purpose other then sitting and gathering waifu POP figures

 

[KAmber]

"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"what?"

 

[KodomoYamiya]

"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"what?"

"heh" Akira said with all the pride of an ultimate weeaboo "it means 'stupid', baka! or are you the most baka baka of all the bakas?"

 

[KAmber]

"lingo won't get ya far as ya think, ya know."
"messes with yer brain, it does."

 

[KodomoYamiya]

"lingo won't get ya far as ya think, ya know."
"messes with yer brain, it does."

"shut up, baka!" Akira says with the force of a Tsundere girl who's still in highschool.

 

[KAmber]

"naw, i'm good. infuriatin' you's my job now, y'hear?"

 

[KodomoYamiya]

"naw, i'm good. infuriatin' you's my job now, y'hear?"

"well, my writer said i did the tsundere waifu thing, so that means i'm infatuated not infuriated BAKA!!!" Akira screamed like a tsundere highschool female.

 

[KAmber]

"that's true but by the way yer getting' desprate fer responces means yer both."

 

[KodomoYamiya]

"that's true but by the way yer getting' desprate fer responces means yer both."

"o-o-oh sh-shut up! b-b-baka!!!" Akira says with as much conviction as a tsundere female who is in the last required school system that of which named highschool.

 

[KAmber]

"no thanks."

 

[KodomoYamiya]

"no thanks."

"B-B-B-B-B-B-BAAKKKAAAAAA!!!!" Akira screamed with as much care as some one who is mean to the person they love who is clad with breasts and female genitalia in the last school system of the United States of America.

 

[KAmber]

"right back atcha, mate."

 

[KodomoYamiya]

"right back atcha, mate."

"AARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHH!!!" Akira screamed with as much bang as a dying meme.

 

[KAmber]

"aw, now you're just plain annoyed. how cute."

 

[KodomoYamiya]

"heyy... a-are you...female?" Akira said in the same desperate and lost tone as a dead meme.

 

[KAmber]

"no. why?"

 

[KodomoYamiya]

Akira lets out a loud scream, one that would shatter nearby glass... if he were in control of John that it. "i-i-i-i c-can't be the waifu! you have to be the waifu!! or... could i be... the mythical...husbando?!!?!!" Akira cries as though someone has stolen his candy and he was a small female child, age of 3.

 

[KAmber]

"uh what?"
"sayin' how cute was an expression. you sure 'ave a pretty twisted mind though."

 

[KodomoYamiya]

Akira ignores you, sobbing loudly in the back of poor John's head.