Benedict Cucumberpatch
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Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch
As Bowser destroyed the deal of the century, Benedict felt a pain in his chest, “Ah......no, you........monster, that was..........half off.” Benedict fell to his hands and knees, he started staring at the ground in dismay, “No no no no..........those shoes, they will.......never be worn on my feet, and alas, the old catalogue has......expired.” Benedict stood back up, his stone cold gaze focusing on Bowser. “Ah..........I knew it was too good to be true........you dear Sir, are no bargain hunter.” Benedict then heard an alert come from his phone, “Ah! This weeks deal has arrived, that’s right Bowser......I beat you to......this weeks hot steal.” He said as another box parachuted down in front of him, after Josh ripped it open, Benedict pulled out......a giant hammer from it! “Ah! Bowser, it’s time for........the focus test.” Benedict said as he readied the hammer like a baseball bat. “Ah! Josh.......count my score, let’s see if I beat.......last years dazzling record.” Benedict said before swinging the hammer at Bowser, “Ah! Bowser, tell me.......how do you rate this product?” He said after his swing attempt.
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As Bowser destroyed the deal of the century, Benedict felt a pain in his chest, “Ah......no, you........monster, that was..........half off.” Benedict fell to his hands and knees, he started staring at the ground in dismay, “No no no no..........those shoes, they will.......never be worn on my feet, and alas, the old catalogue has......expired.” Benedict stood back up, his stone cold gaze focusing on Bowser. “Ah..........I knew it was too good to be true........you dear Sir, are no bargain hunter.” Benedict then heard an alert come from his phone, “Ah! This weeks deal has arrived, that’s right Bowser......I beat you to......this weeks hot steal.” He said as another box parachuted down in front of him, after Josh ripped it open, Benedict pulled out......a giant hammer from it! “Ah! Bowser, it’s time for........the focus test.” Benedict said as he readied the hammer like a baseball bat. “Ah! Josh.......count my score, let’s see if I beat.......last years dazzling record.” Benedict said before swinging the hammer at Bowser, “Ah! Bowser, tell me.......how do you rate this product?” He said after his swing attempt.
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