thatguyinthestore
Off to a Better Place
Mid-Chapter Update
"DOOOOM'd"
"Ram into what?" Red asked as he gestured toward the empty void of space, that was now completely desolate since Laffey had stopped attempting to push them back. Their lasers had ceased by this point as well, the Tallests' minds one-hundred percent focused on the multitude of snacks they could receive. But, still, they seemed confused as they listened to the group drone on. "There's nothing here!"
"Yeah! You guys are craaaaa-zy!" Purple shouted while eagerly chowing down on a burrito. Beans and bread items alike crumbled out of his mouth as he spoke, which was par for the course at this point considering what a messy eater he had presented himself as. The Tallests observed in glee as the group proceeded to offer them various snacks, from sodas to hotdogs (or... cats?). They eagerly began consuming everything that had been given to them, and within the span of only a minute, all their offerings as tribute had been consumed by their seemingly endless appetite.
Ben's words definitely perked the Tallests' interests further, especially because of his increase in height. The two of them grinned in response to what he said, though they certainly didn't seem to care about the artillery or the weapons that he mentioned. No, no, what really got them going was the mention at the mere amount of snacks that they would be given. "More snacks than we already own!? That sounds like a lot of snacks! And, you're tall, so that means you must be right!"
"Yes... we indeed have a lot of snacks..." Red replied as he tapped a finger against his chin in thought. The matter was certainly an interesting one, to him. How could anyone fathom having more snacks than them? And if they were to destroy this Observatory... then they wouldn't have access to all the snack-a-bilities! All the combinations! All the crazy mixing and matching they could do! Why, it seemed as though they had the perfect plan here! When Zim began speaking once more, the Tallests looked to him and both arched their respective brows in response. They looked over the group of traitors or whatever they called them, though it really didn't matter at all to them. They simply turned back to Zim and smiled once more.
"Just get us those snacks, Zim! All of them!" Purple shouted as he swung his arm around in front of him to further emphasize his cheery demeanor, and more importantly, the snacks that they oh-so craved. The Tallests would essentially tune out the conversations around them, from Ben's grunting to Benedict's grand re-entrance. No, instead, their attention was refocused towards Julia herself. As she called out to the pair, the deal was finally sealed, so to speak. "All we have to do is stop our ship and our fleet for endless snacks? Now that's a HOT STEAL!!" He shouted in glee. Vilgax and Thae's threats would have been drowned out by the Tallests both seamlessly pumping their fists into the air, and with unparalleled glee, exclaiming,
"STOP THE SHIP!"
Meanwhile, all those of you at The Observatory would see is the gargantuan lead ship of the fleet mere inches away from the station you all found yourselves huddled on. Rosalina was desperately trying her best to fix up the damages, tears streaming down her face as sweat poured down her forehead. Her arms were frantically moving in all directions like a broken firehose, but it seemed it was all for naught. The fleet was here. They were rapidly increasing in their distance from them all. Jason, meanwhile, merely crouched down and flinched as he braced for impact.
"Guess there were worse ways to go out..." He muttered to himself as he threatened to be crushed under the lead ship's massive weight alone. A giant shadow clouded over the entire Observatory, darkening the area around you. As you all braced yourselves for impact, merely awaiting the worst... you soon found that it didn't come. In fact, all that you heard was a DING! noise, and when you looked up you would find that the massive ship had barely even touched the rim of The Observatory. Jason was the first of you to stand up, facing the ship in confusion. "Huh... guess that some of can work as a team after all..." He muttered in not only disbelief, but a genuinely impressed sounding tone. Whatever the group had done, it had worked! Suddenly, the bottom of the ship opened up, and a circular platform slowly began descending from the bottom of its exterior. Upon said platform, stood two tall green aliens, which were similar in appearance to Zim.
"Hello!" "Hey!" "What's up!" "Hi there!"
The two tall aliens greeted all of you with friendly waves and a smile as they slowly descended onto the glass floors at the front of the Observatory. The two of them walked off of their machine and stepped onto the floor below, casually walking past all of you with childlike grins. Jason merely watched on in confusion as they suddenly stopped and just... looked around for a moment. "Where are the snacks?" Red asked.
"Yeah! We were promised snacks! And I want them! Not having snacks's no fun!" Purple pouted as he stomped his foot in anger, balling up his fists beside him as he spoke. Red comforted him by patting him on the back, giving a few reassuring nods all the while. Rosalina, who was just as confused as the rest of you, turned her head slowly and looked in the opposite direction. Her pale hand slowly rose upwards, and her thumb extended in the direction of the Kitchen, an area which some of you were familiar with.
"Uhhh... the kitchen's... that way..." She said as she tried to make sense of whatever was going on right now, though she went right back to repairing the Observatory using her wand.
"Thanks!" Red said, as he and Purple happily marched off towards the Kitchen with smiles stretched across their faces and their eyes closed. Once they made their way towards the dome-shaped room, they entered it and closed the door behind them, leaving the rest of you out in the open with a gigantic ship staring you directly in the eye. It was then that another compartment opened up on its side, where those from the group who had entered the ship themselves began to exit one by one. All of you stepped onto the Observatory grounds with a pep in your step and a spring in your walk, as you had essentially just saved the day.
"Should I even... ask what you told them?" Jason asked as he attempted to wrap his head around all of this. Whatever your answer may have been, he would merely sigh and slump forward, eyes facing the ground. "Well... as long as you guys stopped them from killing all of us, I guess it doesn't really matter." He admitted. However, not long after, he extended himself upwards once more and began to look around the area. His looking began to get slightly frantic as he observed everything going on. "Wait... hold on..." He said, his eyes still trying to locate something as he frantically peered in every direction. "Where the hell is Agent 3?"
MEANWHILE, WITH AGENT 3...
As the Inkling attempted to find the power source for the ship, she would fail to do so. In fact, it seemed that whatever this ship ran on wasn't even connected to it at all. It was more than likely it was powered by the gigantic mother ship that everyone else had entered. However, what Agent 3 saw inside the ship itself was definitely something to take note of. In fact, it was quite the... perplexing sight to behold.
"HI THERE!!!!"
The first thing that her eyes would lay upon was a tiny... robot, sitting there and waving at her. It seemed pretty excited to see her, or at the very least it was extraordinarily friendly. It sat there, just waving at her over the span of about thirty seconds or so. However, as soon as she was probably about to leave the ship, a... familiar voice was heard from her eardrums. One that she and, if anyone else would have been present, would recognize almost instantly. Dib's enemy. The strange green alien that screamed almost anytime anything happened. The angry goblin with no ears...
"GIR!! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE WAVING TOWARDS THE INDECENT LITTLE FILTHIES WE HAVE COME ACROSS ON OUR VOYAGE!!!"
....Zim?
Yes, just as soon as she heard that all too familiar voice, she saw the familiar green mass climb to the front of the ship and shove the tiny robot, apparently named GIR, aside. His eyes quickly gazed upwards through the glass, however, and he looked right towards Agent 3. His red eyes met her's, and before she could really do or say anything.... he began screaming. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" He shouted in horror as, due to either Agent 3 being on the ship or his own incompetence, his spaceship began to swerve around and spin around like it was broken. She could clearly see Zim's hands grip the handle, making it do this. GIR, thinking that this was some kind of game, smiled and began to scream as well, although his voice was much more high-pitched and annoying that Zim's could ever hope to be.
"AAHHH!! AHHH!!! AHHHHH!!!"
The scream-fest would continue until Agent 3 either eventually jumped off the ship entirely or waited for it to land. If she chose the latter, however, she would be in for a bit of a rough landing as the ship inevitably was sent on a crash course. Where, you ask? Well, none other than The Observatory, of course! Unlike the Tallests' own ship, it wouldn't have done any lasting damage when it landed, which it inevitably did.
CRASH!!!
"THE FUCK IS IT NOW!?" Jason shouted as he and the rest of you heard the loud crash come from the other end of the Observatory. Those of you who chose to make your way over would find none other than Zim, oddly enough, being thrown from the ship. Alongside Zim was a strange, tiny robot, who Agent 3 had come to know as GIR in the short time that she'd known him. GIR was the first to land, the metal machine faceplanting right onto the ground. Instead of conveying any pain or even trying to get up, he just laid there, smiling.
"HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"
Zim, meanwhile, stumbled to his feet, breathing heavily. His hands quickly moved behind him to grip his back, pushing it outwards until a popping sound could be heard. "GAH!! My swoodily-spooch!" He hissed in pain as... whatever that was popped back into place. With that taken care of, the other Zim quickly glanced upwards to all of you, a look of slight confusion overtaking his usual erratic facial features. However, the cast of strange individuals isn't what piqued Zim's attention, but rather...
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"...oh for fuck's sake..."
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"Can you both shut the fuck up?"
With that, the two Zims went silent for a moment... before immediately speaking to one another again. However, instead of just grunting essentially, they actually began to converse.
"How did I get here, me?"
"I don't know, but I do look pretty handsome! Much better than the Dib stink!"
"Haha! Yes! The Dib thing is quite smelly!"
The two Zims began to laugh with one another at the expense of Dib, their mutual hatred of the large headed boy being a great bonding experience. And also, well, being the exact same... person(?) Anyways, eventually, the laughing subsided, and the newer Zim began to look around at the rest of them. "Ah! And excellent work capturing these FILTHY humans for our Tallest! They are certainly proud of our efforts!" He exclaimed in glee.
"Captured?" Jason spoke up before the original Zim could take credit for such a feat. "Tch... please. He's working with us. Both of you idiots couldn't capture a firefly, let alone any of us." He turned to face all of you for a moment, before looking back towards Zim. "And that includes the incompetent ones."
"Nonsense!" The newer Zim exclaimed, waving off Jason's words like they were water rolling off a duck's back. "Zim seeks help from no one!" He exclaimed with a proud grin, triumphantly placing his hands on his hips.
"Actually, as much as it physically pains ever fiber of my AMAZING body, it is true, me..." The original Zim replied as he slumped over in defeat, frowning in what looked like defeat. "ZIm is aiding the humans in their schmoopy little quest to regain their lost star shaped stink coins!" The words were like knives to the new Zim, the poor alien falling to his knees and screaming as he heard them.
"You lie!!! YOU ALL LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Zim's outburst continued on for a long few moments, the Irken invader's hands spazzing out in several directions as he screamed in everyone's direction. "Zim would never ally himself with such filthy fools that smell like the dirty laundry of the universe's biggest schmippy hamper!" His eyes quickly peered over as his thin tongue hung out of his mouth like a loose nail. Said eyes soon met Dib, and his screaming only grew louder and more erratic.
"YOU HAVE EVEN ALLIED YOURSELF WITH THE DIB!? WHAT KIND OF WORM BABY FAKER ARE YOU!?!!?!? ONLY THE BIGGEST OF THE STINKS WOULD WORK WITH DIB!!! AND YOU ARE CLEARLY THE BIGGEST OF THEM!!!" He shouted as spit literally flew from his mouth, his short yet lanky arms moving and spinning in all sorts of different directions. Eventually, he pointed an accusing finger towards Zim and the rest of the group, his arm still shaking as he did so. "This is all clearly a test for Zim! To prove that he will even fight himself!! That explains the strange troll creatures and the fat penguin who smells of jelly!" He shouted further, and before anyone could even react to Zim's outlandishness, several thin, metal legs extended from his pak and lifted him up into the air. They were quite similar to spider legs in appearance, actually. Two of the legs rose up in the air and took aim towards all of you, appearing as if lasers were about to fire out of them.
"ZIM WILL ERADICATE ALL OF YOU FAKE PIG BOTTLE BABIES!!"
With that, Zim quickly began firing a flurry of lasers upon the entire group, which would certainly sting pretty bad to anyone who was struck in their direct vicinity!
Cast List
FactionParadox as Spectre (Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS) and Romana (Doctor Who)
Sir Skrubbins Medic (Team Fortress 2)
DerpyCarp as Midgardsormr (Final Fantasy XIV)
Crow as Ben Tennyson (Ben 10) and USS Laffey (Azur Lane)
T The Man With No Name as Asgore (Undertale)
SheepKing as Ravio (The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds)
Necessity4Fun as Aufh-Mokwu Qwa Thae'il (OC)
Sayo-Nara as Dib Membrane (Invader Zim)
darkred as Maya “Echo” Visari (Killzone: Shadowfall) and Marcus Wright (Terminator: Salvation)
Nightwisher as Shilo Saga (OC) and Tiny Tina (Borderlands)
CocoaMarshmallow as Eric Fiamatta (Pokemon OC)
GearBlade654 as Martellus (Warhammer 40k) and Praetorian (XCOM 2)
SpaceRavens03 as Excalibur (Warframe OC) and Inazuma (Kentai Collection)
BoltBeam as Agent 3 (Splatoon)
QizPizza as Alexis Kuroki (OC)
Zerulu as Gaige (Borderlands) and Sev (Star Wars: Republic Cammandos)
Gundam Watcher 27 as Chronodran and Noa Hoshizaki (Cardfight Vanguard)
RedLight as Manelion (OC)
Benedict Cucumberpatch as Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch (Classified)
Hahli Nuva as Hera (Smite)
Laix_Lake as Vilgax (Ben 10)
MainEventMan as Ash Williams (Evil Dead)
archur as Atraxa (Magic: The Gathering)
Dylan.thomas7 as Male_07 (Half Life 2)
FoolsErin as King DeDeDe (Kirby: Right Back at Ya!)
Centurion_ as Male_05 (Half Life 2)
FactionGuerrilla as Frank Woods (Call of Duty: Black Ops) and Claptrap (Borderlands)
NovaAres as Helrica Ramsblood (Glorantha OC)
GinkyGotBack as Yakako Yamagishi (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
PolikShadowbliss as Lilliane Odessa del'Ortollio (OC) and Bruce Wayne (DC Comics)
Chungchangching as CN-Tan (Channel-Tan)
Caffeine Freak as Pink Guy (Filthy Frank)
L3n as Mami Tomoe (Puella Magi)
ElenaIsCool as Sans (Undertale)
Birb as Karako Pierot (Hiveswap)
Javax as Roxii Dae Sicarius (OC)
LilacMonarch as Julia Thani (Pokemon OC)
marc122 as Ruby Rose (RWBY)
Ferociousfeind as Marie (Splatoon)
Hawkmoth as Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
Haz. as Makoto Yuki (Persona 3)
2Bornot2B as Tanya Von Degurachaff (Youjo Senki)
DapperDogman as Lu Bu (OC)
Veradana as Ahim de Famille and Luka Milffy (Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger)
jigglesworth as Mordecai (Borderlands)
ManyFaces as Marvus Xoloto (Hiveswap) and Zim (Invader Zim)
Andrita as Molly Wonderston (Power Rangers OC) and Kage (Street Fighter)
"DOOOOM'd"
"Ram into what?" Red asked as he gestured toward the empty void of space, that was now completely desolate since Laffey had stopped attempting to push them back. Their lasers had ceased by this point as well, the Tallests' minds one-hundred percent focused on the multitude of snacks they could receive. But, still, they seemed confused as they listened to the group drone on. "There's nothing here!"
"Yeah! You guys are craaaaa-zy!" Purple shouted while eagerly chowing down on a burrito. Beans and bread items alike crumbled out of his mouth as he spoke, which was par for the course at this point considering what a messy eater he had presented himself as. The Tallests observed in glee as the group proceeded to offer them various snacks, from sodas to hotdogs (or... cats?). They eagerly began consuming everything that had been given to them, and within the span of only a minute, all their offerings as tribute had been consumed by their seemingly endless appetite.
Ben's words definitely perked the Tallests' interests further, especially because of his increase in height. The two of them grinned in response to what he said, though they certainly didn't seem to care about the artillery or the weapons that he mentioned. No, no, what really got them going was the mention at the mere amount of snacks that they would be given. "More snacks than we already own!? That sounds like a lot of snacks! And, you're tall, so that means you must be right!"
"Yes... we indeed have a lot of snacks..." Red replied as he tapped a finger against his chin in thought. The matter was certainly an interesting one, to him. How could anyone fathom having more snacks than them? And if they were to destroy this Observatory... then they wouldn't have access to all the snack-a-bilities! All the combinations! All the crazy mixing and matching they could do! Why, it seemed as though they had the perfect plan here! When Zim began speaking once more, the Tallests looked to him and both arched their respective brows in response. They looked over the group of traitors or whatever they called them, though it really didn't matter at all to them. They simply turned back to Zim and smiled once more.
"Just get us those snacks, Zim! All of them!" Purple shouted as he swung his arm around in front of him to further emphasize his cheery demeanor, and more importantly, the snacks that they oh-so craved. The Tallests would essentially tune out the conversations around them, from Ben's grunting to Benedict's grand re-entrance. No, instead, their attention was refocused towards Julia herself. As she called out to the pair, the deal was finally sealed, so to speak. "All we have to do is stop our ship and our fleet for endless snacks? Now that's a HOT STEAL!!" He shouted in glee. Vilgax and Thae's threats would have been drowned out by the Tallests both seamlessly pumping their fists into the air, and with unparalleled glee, exclaiming,
"STOP THE SHIP!"
Meanwhile, all those of you at The Observatory would see is the gargantuan lead ship of the fleet mere inches away from the station you all found yourselves huddled on. Rosalina was desperately trying her best to fix up the damages, tears streaming down her face as sweat poured down her forehead. Her arms were frantically moving in all directions like a broken firehose, but it seemed it was all for naught. The fleet was here. They were rapidly increasing in their distance from them all. Jason, meanwhile, merely crouched down and flinched as he braced for impact.
"Guess there were worse ways to go out..." He muttered to himself as he threatened to be crushed under the lead ship's massive weight alone. A giant shadow clouded over the entire Observatory, darkening the area around you. As you all braced yourselves for impact, merely awaiting the worst... you soon found that it didn't come. In fact, all that you heard was a DING! noise, and when you looked up you would find that the massive ship had barely even touched the rim of The Observatory. Jason was the first of you to stand up, facing the ship in confusion. "Huh... guess that some of can work as a team after all..." He muttered in not only disbelief, but a genuinely impressed sounding tone. Whatever the group had done, it had worked! Suddenly, the bottom of the ship opened up, and a circular platform slowly began descending from the bottom of its exterior. Upon said platform, stood two tall green aliens, which were similar in appearance to Zim.
"Hello!" "Hey!" "What's up!" "Hi there!"
The two tall aliens greeted all of you with friendly waves and a smile as they slowly descended onto the glass floors at the front of the Observatory. The two of them walked off of their machine and stepped onto the floor below, casually walking past all of you with childlike grins. Jason merely watched on in confusion as they suddenly stopped and just... looked around for a moment. "Where are the snacks?" Red asked.
"Yeah! We were promised snacks! And I want them! Not having snacks's no fun!" Purple pouted as he stomped his foot in anger, balling up his fists beside him as he spoke. Red comforted him by patting him on the back, giving a few reassuring nods all the while. Rosalina, who was just as confused as the rest of you, turned her head slowly and looked in the opposite direction. Her pale hand slowly rose upwards, and her thumb extended in the direction of the Kitchen, an area which some of you were familiar with.
"Uhhh... the kitchen's... that way..." She said as she tried to make sense of whatever was going on right now, though she went right back to repairing the Observatory using her wand.
"Thanks!" Red said, as he and Purple happily marched off towards the Kitchen with smiles stretched across their faces and their eyes closed. Once they made their way towards the dome-shaped room, they entered it and closed the door behind them, leaving the rest of you out in the open with a gigantic ship staring you directly in the eye. It was then that another compartment opened up on its side, where those from the group who had entered the ship themselves began to exit one by one. All of you stepped onto the Observatory grounds with a pep in your step and a spring in your walk, as you had essentially just saved the day.
"Should I even... ask what you told them?" Jason asked as he attempted to wrap his head around all of this. Whatever your answer may have been, he would merely sigh and slump forward, eyes facing the ground. "Well... as long as you guys stopped them from killing all of us, I guess it doesn't really matter." He admitted. However, not long after, he extended himself upwards once more and began to look around the area. His looking began to get slightly frantic as he observed everything going on. "Wait... hold on..." He said, his eyes still trying to locate something as he frantically peered in every direction. "Where the hell is Agent 3?"
MEANWHILE, WITH AGENT 3...
As the Inkling attempted to find the power source for the ship, she would fail to do so. In fact, it seemed that whatever this ship ran on wasn't even connected to it at all. It was more than likely it was powered by the gigantic mother ship that everyone else had entered. However, what Agent 3 saw inside the ship itself was definitely something to take note of. In fact, it was quite the... perplexing sight to behold.
"HI THERE!!!!"
The first thing that her eyes would lay upon was a tiny... robot, sitting there and waving at her. It seemed pretty excited to see her, or at the very least it was extraordinarily friendly. It sat there, just waving at her over the span of about thirty seconds or so. However, as soon as she was probably about to leave the ship, a... familiar voice was heard from her eardrums. One that she and, if anyone else would have been present, would recognize almost instantly. Dib's enemy. The strange green alien that screamed almost anytime anything happened. The angry goblin with no ears...
"GIR!! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE WAVING TOWARDS THE INDECENT LITTLE FILTHIES WE HAVE COME ACROSS ON OUR VOYAGE!!!"
....Zim?
Yes, just as soon as she heard that all too familiar voice, she saw the familiar green mass climb to the front of the ship and shove the tiny robot, apparently named GIR, aside. His eyes quickly gazed upwards through the glass, however, and he looked right towards Agent 3. His red eyes met her's, and before she could really do or say anything.... he began screaming. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" He shouted in horror as, due to either Agent 3 being on the ship or his own incompetence, his spaceship began to swerve around and spin around like it was broken. She could clearly see Zim's hands grip the handle, making it do this. GIR, thinking that this was some kind of game, smiled and began to scream as well, although his voice was much more high-pitched and annoying that Zim's could ever hope to be.
"AAHHH!! AHHH!!! AHHHHH!!!"
The scream-fest would continue until Agent 3 either eventually jumped off the ship entirely or waited for it to land. If she chose the latter, however, she would be in for a bit of a rough landing as the ship inevitably was sent on a crash course. Where, you ask? Well, none other than The Observatory, of course! Unlike the Tallests' own ship, it wouldn't have done any lasting damage when it landed, which it inevitably did.
CRASH!!!
"THE FUCK IS IT NOW!?" Jason shouted as he and the rest of you heard the loud crash come from the other end of the Observatory. Those of you who chose to make your way over would find none other than Zim, oddly enough, being thrown from the ship. Alongside Zim was a strange, tiny robot, who Agent 3 had come to know as GIR in the short time that she'd known him. GIR was the first to land, the metal machine faceplanting right onto the ground. Instead of conveying any pain or even trying to get up, he just laid there, smiling.
"HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"
Zim, meanwhile, stumbled to his feet, breathing heavily. His hands quickly moved behind him to grip his back, pushing it outwards until a popping sound could be heard. "GAH!! My swoodily-spooch!" He hissed in pain as... whatever that was popped back into place. With that taken care of, the other Zim quickly glanced upwards to all of you, a look of slight confusion overtaking his usual erratic facial features. However, the cast of strange individuals isn't what piqued Zim's attention, but rather...
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"...oh for fuck's sake..."
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"EH!?"
"Can you both shut the fuck up?"
With that, the two Zims went silent for a moment... before immediately speaking to one another again. However, instead of just grunting essentially, they actually began to converse.
"How did I get here, me?"
"I don't know, but I do look pretty handsome! Much better than the Dib stink!"
"Haha! Yes! The Dib thing is quite smelly!"
The two Zims began to laugh with one another at the expense of Dib, their mutual hatred of the large headed boy being a great bonding experience. And also, well, being the exact same... person(?) Anyways, eventually, the laughing subsided, and the newer Zim began to look around at the rest of them. "Ah! And excellent work capturing these FILTHY humans for our Tallest! They are certainly proud of our efforts!" He exclaimed in glee.
"Captured?" Jason spoke up before the original Zim could take credit for such a feat. "Tch... please. He's working with us. Both of you idiots couldn't capture a firefly, let alone any of us." He turned to face all of you for a moment, before looking back towards Zim. "And that includes the incompetent ones."
"Nonsense!" The newer Zim exclaimed, waving off Jason's words like they were water rolling off a duck's back. "Zim seeks help from no one!" He exclaimed with a proud grin, triumphantly placing his hands on his hips.
"Actually, as much as it physically pains ever fiber of my AMAZING body, it is true, me..." The original Zim replied as he slumped over in defeat, frowning in what looked like defeat. "ZIm is aiding the humans in their schmoopy little quest to regain their lost star shaped stink coins!" The words were like knives to the new Zim, the poor alien falling to his knees and screaming as he heard them.
"You lie!!! YOU ALL LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Zim's outburst continued on for a long few moments, the Irken invader's hands spazzing out in several directions as he screamed in everyone's direction. "Zim would never ally himself with such filthy fools that smell like the dirty laundry of the universe's biggest schmippy hamper!" His eyes quickly peered over as his thin tongue hung out of his mouth like a loose nail. Said eyes soon met Dib, and his screaming only grew louder and more erratic.
"YOU HAVE EVEN ALLIED YOURSELF WITH THE DIB!? WHAT KIND OF WORM BABY FAKER ARE YOU!?!!?!? ONLY THE BIGGEST OF THE STINKS WOULD WORK WITH DIB!!! AND YOU ARE CLEARLY THE BIGGEST OF THEM!!!" He shouted as spit literally flew from his mouth, his short yet lanky arms moving and spinning in all sorts of different directions. Eventually, he pointed an accusing finger towards Zim and the rest of the group, his arm still shaking as he did so. "This is all clearly a test for Zim! To prove that he will even fight himself!! That explains the strange troll creatures and the fat penguin who smells of jelly!" He shouted further, and before anyone could even react to Zim's outlandishness, several thin, metal legs extended from his pak and lifted him up into the air. They were quite similar to spider legs in appearance, actually. Two of the legs rose up in the air and took aim towards all of you, appearing as if lasers were about to fire out of them.
"ZIM WILL ERADICATE ALL OF YOU FAKE PIG BOTTLE BABIES!!"
With that, Zim quickly began firing a flurry of lasers upon the entire group, which would certainly sting pretty bad to anyone who was struck in their direct vicinity!
Cast List
FactionParadox as Spectre (Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS) and Romana (Doctor Who)
Sir Skrubbins Medic (Team Fortress 2)
DerpyCarp as Midgardsormr (Final Fantasy XIV)
Crow as Ben Tennyson (Ben 10) and USS Laffey (Azur Lane)
T The Man With No Name as Asgore (Undertale)
SheepKing as Ravio (The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds)
Necessity4Fun as Aufh-Mokwu Qwa Thae'il (OC)
Sayo-Nara as Dib Membrane (Invader Zim)
darkred as Maya “Echo” Visari (Killzone: Shadowfall) and Marcus Wright (Terminator: Salvation)
Nightwisher as Shilo Saga (OC) and Tiny Tina (Borderlands)
CocoaMarshmallow as Eric Fiamatta (Pokemon OC)
GearBlade654 as Martellus (Warhammer 40k) and Praetorian (XCOM 2)
SpaceRavens03 as Excalibur (Warframe OC) and Inazuma (Kentai Collection)
BoltBeam as Agent 3 (Splatoon)
QizPizza as Alexis Kuroki (OC)
Zerulu as Gaige (Borderlands) and Sev (Star Wars: Republic Cammandos)
Gundam Watcher 27 as Chronodran and Noa Hoshizaki (Cardfight Vanguard)
RedLight as Manelion (OC)
Benedict Cucumberpatch as Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch (Classified)
Hahli Nuva as Hera (Smite)
Laix_Lake as Vilgax (Ben 10)
MainEventMan as Ash Williams (Evil Dead)
archur as Atraxa (Magic: The Gathering)
Dylan.thomas7 as Male_07 (Half Life 2)
FoolsErin as King DeDeDe (Kirby: Right Back at Ya!)
Centurion_ as Male_05 (Half Life 2)
FactionGuerrilla as Frank Woods (Call of Duty: Black Ops) and Claptrap (Borderlands)
NovaAres as Helrica Ramsblood (Glorantha OC)
GinkyGotBack as Yakako Yamagishi (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
PolikShadowbliss as Lilliane Odessa del'Ortollio (OC) and Bruce Wayne (DC Comics)
Chungchangching as CN-Tan (Channel-Tan)
Caffeine Freak as Pink Guy (Filthy Frank)
L3n as Mami Tomoe (Puella Magi)
ElenaIsCool as Sans (Undertale)
Birb as Karako Pierot (Hiveswap)
Javax as Roxii Dae Sicarius (OC)
LilacMonarch as Julia Thani (Pokemon OC)
marc122 as Ruby Rose (RWBY)
Ferociousfeind as Marie (Splatoon)
Hawkmoth as Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
Haz. as Makoto Yuki (Persona 3)
2Bornot2B as Tanya Von Degurachaff (Youjo Senki)
DapperDogman as Lu Bu (OC)
Veradana as Ahim de Famille and Luka Milffy (Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger)
jigglesworth as Mordecai (Borderlands)
ManyFaces as Marvus Xoloto (Hiveswap) and Zim (Invader Zim)
Andrita as Molly Wonderston (Power Rangers OC) and Kage (Street Fighter)