Benedict Cucumberpatch
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Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch
Benedict looked out into the horizon with his 3D glasses as the ships proceeded to keep firing, but Benedict wasn’t having fun, his popcorn was salty, and his chair was not soft enough, plus the effects seemed too real, “Ah.......Josh, this movie is not 3D, this must be........4D, indeed.” Benedict said as he continued to watch the armada. Josh was sitting right next to him, drinking a refreshing cup of water, eyes wide open, staring at the oh so realistic invasion film. As Benedict bit into a piece of burnt popcorn, his eyes widened in disgust, “Ah ah ah! This service simply won’t do.” Benedict said as Josh paid no attention, still fixated on the “Movie”. Benedict marched over to Josh, “Ah.......Josh, look at you, any hint of a brain that you had before is now dematerialized do to your addiction to the tv. I must destroy it.” Benedict said as he shot his pistol towards the armada.......but the movie didn’t stop, nor did the tv screen shatter, Benedict then realized, “Ah........Josh, this movie......is not obeying my commands.” He said as he pulled out his megaphone, “AH! MOVIE! YOU WILL.........STOP, FOR YOU HAVE TURNED JOSH.........INTO A MOVIE ADDICT!” Benedict yelled as he picked up Joshs popcorn and threw it towards the armada, “AH! YOUR SALTY TREAT TRAPS WILL......NEVER ENSNARE US!”
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Benedict looked out into the horizon with his 3D glasses as the ships proceeded to keep firing, but Benedict wasn’t having fun, his popcorn was salty, and his chair was not soft enough, plus the effects seemed too real, “Ah.......Josh, this movie is not 3D, this must be........4D, indeed.” Benedict said as he continued to watch the armada. Josh was sitting right next to him, drinking a refreshing cup of water, eyes wide open, staring at the oh so realistic invasion film. As Benedict bit into a piece of burnt popcorn, his eyes widened in disgust, “Ah ah ah! This service simply won’t do.” Benedict said as Josh paid no attention, still fixated on the “Movie”. Benedict marched over to Josh, “Ah.......Josh, look at you, any hint of a brain that you had before is now dematerialized do to your addiction to the tv. I must destroy it.” Benedict said as he shot his pistol towards the armada.......but the movie didn’t stop, nor did the tv screen shatter, Benedict then realized, “Ah........Josh, this movie......is not obeying my commands.” He said as he pulled out his megaphone, “AH! MOVIE! YOU WILL.........STOP, FOR YOU HAVE TURNED JOSH.........INTO A MOVIE ADDICT!” Benedict yelled as he picked up Joshs popcorn and threw it towards the armada, “AH! YOUR SALTY TREAT TRAPS WILL......NEVER ENSNARE US!”
thatguyinthestore