Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch

As Odyssa told Benedict to lay off the investigation, he turned off the flashlight and turned to her with “The look” not “The look” but “The Look” the look that ex-agents got before being (Redacted). “Ah.......Madam, I don’t think you understand your place, after all.......On page 3863357257 paragraph 7 line 76346823744674 it clearly states that I am.......legally authorized to investigate and interrogate.” Josh nodded his head, but what they didn’t know was that he was also allowed to do basically anything else, a scary thought if you’re an Edmund. “Now, If you’ll excuse me Madam.” Benedict said as he pulled out his pistol, aiming it at Bowser Jr. “We must continue.....Ah......isn’t that right demon child. Now, what wood is your ship made out of? Oak or Spruce?” Benedict questioned before realizing. “Ah......don’t tell me.......it’s birch.”

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Odessa
Odessa lost all patience with Benedict.
"WILL YOU KIND SIR STOP IT WITH YOUR BASELESS PATHETIC QUESTIONS!? NO ONE CARES WHAT WOOD THIS SHIP IS MADE OUT OF YOU DOLT!"
She calmed down and just simply moved Bowser Junior out of the way of Benedict's blaster, after all she was holding the poor thing. One more move and she forcibly removing Benedict from the premises.
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Karako Pierot

"So... you have chosen to forgive him? Laffey will not..."

The cannons were mounted onto Karako's shoulders, and were ready to launch directly at Bowser Jr's face!

Karako froze up, feeling the cold cold canons on his shoulders.

“H... h o n k....”

... or it would, if they were loaded with actual shells.

"... mind listening to what you have in mind."

Karako sighed, resting his hand on his forehead. That was uncalled for. He looked up at bowser junior, seeing if he’d take the soda, but..

“You... you... YOU REPTILIAN FEIND! What makes you think you can waste a perfectly good Mac and Cheese! You disgust me!”

“Now, If you’ll excuse me Madam.” Benedict said as he pulled out his pistol, aiming it at Bowser Jr. “We must continue.....Ah......isn’t that right demon child. Now, what wood is your ship made out of? Oak or Spruce?” Benedict questioned before realizing. “Ah......don’t tell me.......it’s birch.”


”You better tell us what's going on or else!” Her armoured hand tightened around the poor kids throat. She didn't actually want to harm the kid but she needed information. And sometimes scare tactics worked better than torture. And she really didn't want to actually torture a kid though it wouldn't be the first time.

And yes she completely ignored the troll.

Dib, and two others karako hadn’t really met, were all surrounding bowser junior, threatening him. Karako clenched his jaw, as some sort of animal like growl emitted from his throat. If they wanted to get ANY information from him, they couldn’t hurt him!! Rosalina kept him alive and unharmed for some reason!! Whatever it was it was important.

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“HONK!!!”

He gave them all a look as if to say ‘Back off from the poor guy!!’

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Sir Benedict Cucumberpatch

“Ah......congratulations, you passed the exam. Josh........I like this one.” Benedict said as he slapped an “Excellent Job!” sticker on Odyssa. “Ah........Angry woman, remember to study for.......the next exam, it’s never too late to learn.” Benedict then walked up to Bowser Jr. before slapping a “Better Luck Next Time!” Sticker on him, “Ah.......you failed.” Benedict said before a classical music ringtone cut through the air, “Ah......That’s for me, good luck........star students.” Benedict said as he answered the phone while walking towards the exit, “Greetings...........Ah, I see.......Indeed. Well........the solution is simple, take his family. Ah............close friends? Ah........ I see, sell his house, no one listens to a man with no house.”He said before hanging up and exiting.

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Odessa

Odess was dangling Bowser Junior away from Benedict's blaster when she heard a loud "HONK!". And turned. A little boy was there and he looked furious and somehow she knew what he meant. "Back off from the poor guy!" She didn't how she knew, she just did.

"Sorry fella. I would love to. But Sir. Posh over there probably won't stop with his threats." She said, guesturing to Benedict.
She eyed him, waiting for his move. She loosened her grib on Bowser Jr. She didn't want to accediently suffocate the poor kid.

Then she craned her head up and said in a kinder voice.

"Now. What is your daddy planning? Who is the orb that is sided with him?"

She gentally put him down. Luckily the posh man had left (she didn't hear what he said, as she had toned him out but she did note a sticker on her arm) So she could cool down without him present.

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Others crowded around her, making their own attempts to help. But even with them...

"No, no, no!" The Espeon growled in frustration as she found their combined efforts were only barely keeping Eric alive, and not any closer to being stable. Something was wrong. She had to look for it and pray he didn't die in the meantime.

Her senses were no x-ray vision, but it was enough to find the problem. Even half-blind, she could tell how cooked his innards were. She had told him not to go overboard, but that didn't even describe this.

The healing light from her Morning Sun that was shining on everyone faded. "Sorry, everyone. I'm gonna have to take all of it for a moment."

Julia closes her eyes and goes completely still, barely even breathing. Though nothing appeared to happen, the explanation is simple: she had placed the source of the healing inside the Typhlosion.

Her eyes open, blazing red with her energy, so much so that her usually purple eyes appeared to have changed color. Similarly the gem in her forehead shone with the same glow.
"Stay with me, you dumbass."

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  • They've lost Lu Bu because of Bowser. She's lost Excalibur because of Bowser. Now......she's going to lose her newfound friend,Eric,because of Bowser again?

    ......no

    This "Twilight" that had powered Bowser made the message clear:Anyone who had attempted to combat the Koopa King already had their fate sealed.

    No......!

    No one. NO ONE. Is going to survive from choosing to be the hero against Bowser. The Koopa King made sure of it. Made sure that everyone feels nothing but despair the moment he had simply demonstrate his newly gifted powers from a mysterious entity.

    No no no no NO!!!!!

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    Bursting into tears,Inazuma could only weep in sorrow and regret at her inability to force herself to stop standing by the sides. There was always nothing she could do.

    Y-you're wrong....!

    Batman and Julia were already doing whatever they can to get Eric back. Medic's going to come with the Medigun on hand to heal Eric sooner or later. Inazuma's assistance was clearly not needed. Not at all.

    YOU'RE WRONG!!!!
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    I can't just stand there and watch. I won't stand by and let things happen anymore. I don't want to lose Eric like we've lost Lu Bu. Like I've lost Excalibur. I'm don't want it end like this......I WILL not let him die! Wiping my tears off my eyes,I made my way towards Eric,kneeling beside him as I gently opened his mouth. It's starting to turn cold. Fate is already starting to make its move,to take his life away from this soon to be lifeless body. I gulped nervously,realising what I had to do to try to keep him alive until our Doctor arrives to properly reverse the injuries he's sustained.

    “I'm really sorry if this looks gross to you guys.....”

    Not pausing to hear what Julia,Marcus and Batman has to say,I lowered my mouth onto Eric's and started breathing air into his lungs. I seriously don't know if this will help him,but maybe.....just maybe.....there's a chance it'll keep him away from Death's doors further,away from the eternal silence that awaits his arrival......and I don't want to lose that chance,not now...!
 
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"I remember tossing you into space as Way Big three months back...

... when was the last time you met me?"
 
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Dib Membrane

Dib could tell Karako was clearly getting annoyed at everyone yelling at Bowser Jr. He could understand why. He is just a kid after all. Who is raised by a giant, insane, spikey shelled turtle man. You know. Like every other misbehaved child.
“Listen Karako we aren’t going to kill the kid... well some of us aren’t. I’d keep an eye on some other people though...”
As Dib was in the middle of speaking he noticed Benedict give a sticker to Bowser Jr. and someone else. Dib wanted a sticker...
“Excuse me for one moment...”
Dib walked over to Benedict and said in a very confidant tone.
“Excuse me mister fancy suited man. May I please have a sticker as well? As you can see I am very confident and well deserving of a sticker.”

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Josh turned around as Benedict was saying his last words on the phone and opened his beak to scream but he couldn’t, the sheer size of this child’s head was so immensely large, it loomed over Josh as he fell over, shaking in fear so great that it could not be described as he just stared at the child with begging eyes, “H-honk, Honk honk!” Josh said shakily, tugging on Benedict’s pant leg. Benedict then finished his conversation, “Ah........Josh, how would you like it if I tugged on your legs, you wouldn’t like that........for your feathers would rip off.......so don’t tou-“ Benedict stopped after turning to continue scolding Josh. He looked at the child, he heard that he wanted a sticker while he was on the phone but he payed no mind. This time though, he was glad Josh turned him around, Benedict looked at the boy from bottom to top. “Proportions are a little crooked but.........Ah, how interesting.“ Benedict said as he put on a rubber glove, knocking on the child’s skull as if it were a door. “Ah......You wish to get a sticker?” Benedict stated as he proceeded to continue investigating this child’s skull. “Stickers are only for star students.” Benedict said as there was now an entire Investigation going on on top of Dibs head, an x-ray was placed there as well as an assortment of tools. And Josh meanwhile searched the files for recently escaped aliens that could have such a huge head. “Ah.......Josh, the........wave scanner please.........After all, it is my favorite neurological scanning device, indeed.” Benedict said as he held out his hand patiently for Josh to give it to him

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"Uh..." Bowser Junior paused as he slowly extended a hand forward, his clawed fingers gripping the ice cold can in a look of confusion. He took it slowly and popped it open with his tiny claw. "This isn't poisoned or anything... is it?" Bowser Junior asked as he nervously glanced up towards Karako and the rest of the group. The boy flinched, however, as Laffey soon made her way towards the front of the group and aimed her weapon at him. All he could do was hold up his hands and back away as she did so, though luckily for him, all that shot out was confetti. Bowser Junior breathed a sigh of relief at that, though before he could literally say anything, Odessa came in and grabbed him by the throat.

Due to how weak he already was, Bowser Junior immediately passed out from the pressure she exerted from her armored hand. Jason Todd came in shortly after, witnessing everything that was happening, such as Frank covered in mac and cheese and the argument between Odessa and Benedict, not to mention the child that was passed out in her grasp. Now, they had just lost pretty handily, and Jason already was pretty angry in general. So seeing this shit, literal children being knocked out by power hungry soldiers, well, it pissed him off. So, Jason did the only rational thing any adult would do when they saw a child being manhandled by a soldier with a metal arm, and immediately decked Odessa square in the jaw, causing her to drop Bowser Junior onto the ground.

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How bad she took the hit didn't matter, but whatever the outcome, she would have dropped Bowser Junior nonetheless. He promptly proceeded to shove past Benedict and Odessa, standing in between them with a glare. His helmet was still off (the picture above was just a representation), so his cold, harsh look was apparent to everyone who stood there, especially Odessa and Benedict.

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"Are you fucking serious right now? Like, are you actually fucking serious right now?" Jason asked the others, snarling in their direction. "We just got our asses handed to us, one of us is fucking DEAD, and the first thing you fuckers do is grab a child by the throat and threaten him!?" Jason gestured to Bowser Junior's unconscious body and growled, looking as if he was about to shoot someone. "You Goddamn PSYCHOPATHS are so bloodthirsty, that you will legitimately harm an innocent child? He can't be above the age of six, for fuck's sake! Interrogation or not, he is NOT his asshole of a dad." Jason shook his head, before kneeling down to Bowser Junior. A softer tone escaped his lips as he lifted him up over his shoulder slowly.

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"It's okay, buddy. You're gonna be alright..." He said, before shoving past everyone in the kitchen and making his way back out, Bowser Junior in tow.

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Laffey
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"Maybe not, but he was part of the big picture after all. It will not be easy for most of the group to forgive him, considering that he was part of why the calamitous things you have described happened to us, he wasn't a big player in the contribution to our collective misfortunes, but neither are the first few dominoes," Laffey adds in response to Jason's words, looking Bowser Jr in the eye for some particular words, her monotonous voice retaining as it always did, showing no signs of aggression.

She dematerializes her riggings and simply walks away, going back to the fridge to raid it, ready to add to the conversation as she does so.

"If it makes you feel better, you should tell us your sides of the story before interrogations start, Bowser Jr, and you too, Red Hood."

Laffey briefly turns to the man who once died a Boy Wonder.

"You saw something we didn't. Laffey knows that much."
 
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CN-TAN THE TOON

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CN-tan made her way into the kitchen, moving out of Jason Todd's way before he can shove her with obvious surprise in her eyes, she rubbed the back of her head as she watched him leave the kitchen with Bowser.Jr in his shoulder, what the hell is he mad about this time? The Toon shrugged casually as she entered the kitchen for some ice cream, she saw a group of people there and already knew what happened just by the look of them. She looked pretty dissapointed that they attempted to hurt a child or at least that's what she thinks happened because she heard the commotion from the distance. She's just gonna guess and assume that they tried to violently interrogate Bowser's son for some info about his father.

"What got him riled up? Did you guys literally try to torture some info out of the kid??" CN-tan said with a preachy tone on her voice. "I've done a lot of stupid !@#$ but jeez, you guys are better than that."

Her attempt in swearing has been censored by the beep from her mouth once again, where does that even come from anyway?! She didn't really mind it because they can probably already guess that she said 'shit', she sighed quietly as she grabbed a pack of ice cream and opened it up, scooping the contents and dropping it at her mouth. Looks like this adventure is gonna continue after they failed to fight Bowser but goddamn, this adventure is no longer fun because people are starting to die and get angry, she doesn't want that! This is suppose to be just a light-hearted journey, at least she's got some Ice Cream to console herself, she didn't expect Bowser to put up one hell of a fight because the previous missions were pretty easy. Oh well.

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Karako Pierot

"Uh..." Bowser Junior paused as he slowly extended a hand forward, his clawed fingers gripping the ice cold can in a look of confusion. He took it slowly and popped it open with his tiny claw. "This isn't poisoned or anything... is it?" Bowser Junior asked as he nervously glanced up towards Karako and the rest of the group. The boy flinched, however, as Laffey soon made her way towards the front of the group and aimed her weapon at him. All he could do was hold up his hands and back away as she did so, though luckily for him, all that shot out was confetti. Bowser Junior breathed a sigh of relief at that, though before he could literally say anything, Odessa came in and grabbed him by the throat.

Due to how weak he already was, Bowser Junior immediately passed out from the pressure she exerted from her armored hand. Jason Todd came in shortly after, witnessing everything that was happening, such as Frank covered in mac and cheese and the argument between Odessa and Benedict, not to mention the child that was passed out in her grasp. Now, they had just lost pretty handily, and Jason already was pretty angry in general. So seeing this shit, literal children being knocked out by power hungry soldiers, well, it pissed him off. So, Jason did the only rational thing any adult would do when they saw a child being manhandled by a soldier with a metal arm, and immediately decked Odessa square in the jaw, causing her to drop Bowser Junior onto the ground.

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How bad she took the hit didn't matter, but whatever the outcome, she would have dropped Bowser Junior nonetheless. He promptly proceeded to shove past Benedict and Odessa, standing in between them with a glare. His helmet was still off (the picture above was just a representation), so his cold, harsh look was apparent to everyone who stood there, especially Odessa and Benedict.

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"Are you fucking serious right now? Like, are you actually fucking serious right now?" Jason asked the others, snarling in their direction. "We just got our asses handed to us, one of us is fucking DEAD, and the first thing you fuckers do is grab a child by the throat and threaten him!?" Jason gestured to Bowser Junior's unconscious body and growled, looking as if he was about to shoot someone. "You Goddamn PSYCHOPATHS are so bloodthirsty, that you will legitimately harm an innocent child? He can't be above the age of six, for fuck's sake! Interrogation or not, he is NOT his asshole of a dad." Jason shook his head, before kneeling down to Bowser Junior. A softer tone escaped his lips as he lifted him up over his shoulder slowly.

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"It's okay, buddy. You're gonna be alright..." He said, before shoving past everyone in the kitchen and making his way back out, Bowser Junior in tow.

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Karako was in a massive amount of panic. What was he supposed to do, attack a team make and start a fight?!

“HONK!!!”

Karako whipped out one of his daggers, deciding a fight might be the ONLY option to get them away from the kid. But before he could threaten, another group member had stepped in and stopped the fight.. that was a relief...

Karako scratched the back of his head.. he didn’t know what to do in this situation, since he wasn’t attacking bowser junior. He put his dagger back in his holder and followed the two as the exited the room.

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“Honk!!!”

He still wanted to know if the kid wanted the WICKED MOTHERFUCKIN ELIXER or not. That was the proper name for faygo.

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“Honk!”

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    The only thing that fucking mac and cheese did was cause the American’s head to snap off to the side in reaction, before he just turned back to look right into Junior’s eyes as if he had become a Terminator. Thankfully for the brat, his companion was more lenient.

    When Shilo began to drag Frank off, she would find it would take her entire strength to pull the American back. In addition, he kept a glare focused right on Junior up until the assassin turned him around. At that point, she’d see an especially ominous look in his eye. The look of rage and malice rivaled even Sev’s bloodlust as Woods was yanked back into the other room.

    Only then did he break Shilo’s grasp, scowling as he broke off and took a few steps between himself and her. For the American, he wasn’t going to let his comrade’s death go out without any sort of payback. No, if he had his way they’d be running on an “eye-for-an-eye” policy.

    “Why the fuck did you do that? That piece of turtle crap’s our only way to get to Bowser and we’re just gonna let this asswipe walk away scot-free, huh?” Woods snapped, the pent-up frustration covering his voice. Only now was he starting to cool off, and even then this was happening so slowly.

 
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As soon as the king walked into the kitchen and witnessed the possible feast before him, his eyes lit up like a little kid on Christmas. While the others tried and failed to interrogate Bowser Jr, Dedede grabbed a plate and began filling it with whatever looked good. Noodles, potatoes, and meat alike were devoured as the monarch began to enjoy what he hadn’t in what seemed like ages:

A great meal.

He was still eating, midway through a bite of sandwich, when the red-masked guy from before burst into the kitchen. The king nearly choked at the startling sound, but managed to swallow down his bite as the yelling started and someone stormed out. “Huh? Is somethin’ happening?” He grunted half heartedly as he continued digging into his sandwich.

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Alexis was glad that Thae got back up and still had all his enthusiasm, but she could tell that he was hurting. It didn’t take a genius or a medical degree to tell that the space fox was bleeding. On top of that, whatever energy levels he had must have been running dry, just as hers were. [div class=Dialogue]"Thae, don’t push yourself too hard!"[/div]

The kitsune watched as the Dark Comet blitzed Bowser, savagely slashing at the beast with his warscythe. As a trail of bursting colors followed in the fox’s wake, Alexis had trouble keeping track of him. Thae...was impossibly fast, almost beyond comprehension. Through the sonic booms, Alexis could hear Thae shouting at the top of his lungs, declaring himself a war tool. Those words broke the kitsune’s heart. Was that all Thae thought of himself as? There was no way that being a weapon was all he was. A weapon didn’t have a personality or a will, both of which Thae clearly had.

In the back of her mind, Alexis wondered if she could help Thae see himself as any different. She knew plenty of people, her husband included, who thought of themselves as weapons, and it was a miserable existence, wasn’t it? To live for a purpose people put upon you, that is. Listening to what other people tell you to do is no way to live…especially when you reach the point where you can’t live how you are told to.

That was a big reason why Alexis was horrified when the combination attack carried out by the medic, blue-haired teen and his familiar, Thae, and all the others didn’t extinguish neither Bowser’s soul nor the dark presence shrouding it. It meant that they failed after giving it their all. The shadowy turtle managed to withstand the massive counterattack and beat back theblue-haired teen in seconds. Things were going downhill quick, and at this point, Kagutsuchi was clawing herself up to the surface, eager to steal the souls of the fallen and use that power to destroy Bowser. Alexis was half-tempted to let the more experienced goddess take over in this desperation...afterall, what good is it to keep full control of herself if she was going to die?

“Bowser!”

Alexis was just a second away from letting the fox spirit take over when a familiar voice rang out. It was Rosalina! The space princess summoned a massive star similar to the lumas in appearance and fired a beam of pure light straight at Bowser. For a moment, it looked like Bowser was actually stopped by such an attack, but it was soon evident that he wasn’t down for the count. However, it was a chance to escape.

Looking around for Thae, Alexis hesitantly started towards the portal. She didn’t want to leave without him, but he was nowhere in sight. She desperately hoped that someone else had taken him already, and that he was safe as she ran for the portal as well.
When she returned to the Observatory, the group had to be lectured by Rosalina. Alexis wasn’t annoyed or bothered by it. They got crushed utterly;they failed. This group was lucky that the urgency of the situation wasn’t on the same level as those Legio Mortuus faced. A single failure meant millions of deaths, but she won’t discount the fact that one death was already far too many. The kitsune hung her head, acknowledging that she should’ve done more, but she didn’t dwell on it too long. As much as she wished she could’ve done more this time, there was a next time, and that next time would be the last time. Bowser won’t survive their next encounter, Alexis would make sure of it. For now though, she would find Thae.

Thae was found near where Lu Bu’s body lay. Alexis wondered who brought the fox got there, but it was soon evident that a Little Red Riding Hood was the more immediate concern. The sobbing girl’s words struck at Alexis’ heart; the death of a parent was more than Alexis could imagine herself. Though they’d never even spoke before, Alexis gave the girl hug by wrapping her one of her tails around the girl’s shoulders like a comforting arm.

The girl wasn’t that only one to stay by Lu Bu’s side, mourning the warrior’s death. To her other side, there was a blue badger who seemed to barely be standing in the face of the loss. The raven-haired woman who reminded Alexis of Gabrielle was also by Lu Bu’s side, though she seemed more to be pay respects than grieving. It was a similar case for Alexis; the kitsune didn’t know the woman well enough to grieve her death, so all she could do was honor her death.

Under her breath, Alexis offered a prayer for the woman, though where she went now was at the mercy of God. Prayers were all she could of-

"Awww, such a shame. The little b#### didn’t live long enough for me to kill her. This really isn’t a satisfying death is it?"

Alexis froze for a moment, but she should’ve expected this, "Kagutsuchi, it isn’t the time!"

"When do you ever have the time of day for me? When you want me to fight your battles for you? I’ll admit, I wanted to kill that overgrown turtle, but it’s so much more fun to see you writhe helplessly."

"Are you really going to bother me when I’m trying to pay respects to Lu Bu?"

"Oh no, I didn’t mean t- OF COURSE THIS IS WHEN I’M GOING TO BOTHER YOU!" Kagutsuchi let out a cackle that echoed in Alexis’s head, "You know what is making my day right now? Your whining and your angst. Your suffering is just so precious. Don’t stop."

"Shut up if you don’t have anything useful to say."

"Awww, is little foxy getting angry? Awesome. I love it when you get emotional. But just for that back talk, expect me to not shut up anytime soon. But...wouldn’t you like to something interesting? Free of charge as long as you say sorry~"

The words hung in Alexis’s mind, building suspense and holding Alexis hostage until the rest of what Kagutsuchi had to say gave her release, "What? I’m not begging for information."

"Fine fine, I’ll give this one to you for free this time, but I’m going to start counting the favors you owe me~" Kagutsuchi clicked her tongue a little before revealing the information, "Look around a little and find out what doesn’t belong~”

"That’s not-"

"Toodle oo, b####. I’ll stay in touch~”

With that, Kagutsuchi went silent in Alexis’s mind. No matter how much the woman prodded for the fox spirit, Kagutsuchi wouldn’t respond. That left Alexis back where she was, next to Lu Bu’s body, Makoto, Little Red Riding Hood, and the badger. What was Kagutsuchi hinting at?

Alexis looked around and suddenly realized something-there were more souls than bodies here...or rather, more souls than there should be between Alexis, the girl, the badger, and Makoto. That was...strange… Alexis’s eyes scanned the area only to find no one...until she looked over Lu Bu’s body. She couldn’t see anyone, per say, but she could sense a presence where Lu Bu should be. No doubt, it was Lu Bu’s soul…and the moment Alexis acknowledged its existence, it became nearly impossible to shake it from her mind.

Sure, she found the soul of the dead person, but what was Alexis going to do with it? Lu Bu’s body was, well...dead. It couldn’t hold onto a soul even if Alexis was able to put the soul back in. This was the first time she’d encountered a soul that didn’t immediately turn into a Ghost, get eaten by her, or disappear to the next plane of existence… The kitsune opened her mouth, and tried to reach out to the lingering soul, [div class=Dialogue]"Hey...uhm...Lu Bu, can you hear me? I’m the nine tailed fox you chewed out earlier. Don’t worry, I won’t consume you if you don’t come closer...I can sense that you’re there...I can’t see you though...Not really sure what to do now..."[/div]

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Ten-Bladed Tongue of Flame: An enchanted sword made vaguely in the style of a Japanese katana. It has a blue glowing gradient blade that is capable of conducting magic, specifically flame magic, with far greater efficiency than most other weapons. The blade's true gimmick is that it is able to turn itself into ten duplicates, each equally as potent as the original. (Image)
Fire Flower: A magic flower that grants the user the ability to shoot fire straight from their palms. (Works for three posts)
Super Mushroom: A mushroom with healing properties. Grants the user a short boost in stamina and energy. (Runs out after two posts)

POWERS:
KITSUNE PHYSIOLOGY
Alexis’ body has grown to become like that of a kitsune, granting her immensely powerful magic, rated on a scale from the 1st to 9th Seal, with the 9th Seal being the most powerful. Starting from the 1st Seal spells, each addition Seal requires and an addition tail to be used in its casting. Each tail serves to gather and store Aether to power said spells. She also possesses several abilities innate to kitsune.
Vulpine Charm
Being a kitsune natural grants the Alexis the ability to charm people with her words and actions, persuading them to do whatever she wants. The effect can be strengthened by applying magic.
Shifting Fur Coat
Shapeshifting is one of a kitsune’s most prominent abilities. A kitsune can physically assume any humanoid form close to their size, modifying their own physiology to match that of the form they intend to take. Depending of how different it is from her original form, the taken form may be temporary. Illusions can be used to assume more exotic forms.
Inari Ward
Kitsune passively repel evil entities such demons. Should Alexis actively strengthen her aura, she can create an area where evil entities are harmed, paralyzed, or even killed.
Trickster's Mischief
Every kitsune has the ability to create illusions, but most are limited to illusions that affect certain senses (taste, touch, smell, sight, hearing). Being rather old for kitsune, Alexis is powerful enough to be able to create illusions that appear completely realistic is she is able to account for every detail.
Fox's Hunger
Kitsune are able to consume the souls of those she maintains physical contact with. The more intimate the contact, the faster the soul is taken. These souls are usually used to fuel her magic, but they can also be used to sustain her body in the absence of food.
UNDYING FLAME
Throughout the centuries, Alexis has consumed countless souls, but not all of them are equal. Some souls are too powerful to be completely consumed and instead linger, such as with Kagutsuchi's soul. Each of these souls are extremely powerful, and are enough to prompt changes to Alexis' own physiology. With all of these souls combined, Alexis is able to produce some of the most powerful flames in existence.
Black Kitsune Soul
The first and most powerful soul at Alexis' disposal is Kagutsuchi, Goddess of the Flames'. Alexis has spent so much time using Kagutsuchi's soul that both of their souls have become intertwined and the physical changes to her body have become permanent. While using Kagutsuchi's soul, Alexis has mastery over fire and illusion magic and possesses nine black fox tails and black fox ears.
White Kitsune Soul
The second most powerful soul at Alexis' disposal is Inari, God of the Gentleman's Blade. Next to Kagutsuchi, Alexis has used Inari's soul the most, which is the reason for her tails turning white. With Inari, Alexis has mastery over the art of the sword and combat magic. Inari grants Alexis a single large white fox tail, white hair, and white fox ears.
Phoenix Soul
Hestia, Goddess of the Hearth is the phoenix soul in Alexis. Hestia grants Alexis fire-based healing magic and domestic utility magic. While using Hestia, Alexis sprouts a pair of black feathered wings from her shoulder blades. These wings are able to set themselves ablaze and produce authentic phoenix feathers.
Dragon Soul
Bisterne, Goddess of Scales is the dragon soul in Alexis. Bisterne focuses on granting Alexis physical enhancements through dragon scales, talons, horns, wings, and a large tail. While using Bisterne, Alexis's physical strength and durability is immensely enhanced, and Alexis is capable of casting dragon slayer magic.
Ifrit Soul
Iblis, Goddess of Wrath is the Ifrit soul in Alexis, a very powerful djinn. Iblis grants Alexis access to hellfire, which torment its victims psychologically as well as physically. While using Iblis, Alexis is able to turn into an incorporeal form composed of smoke and embers.

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Due to being unconscious, Bowser Junior did not reply to Laffey.

Jason, who had since laid Bowser Junior in an undisclosed location, returned and shook his head in response to Laffey. "And? He's still a fucking child. I don't care what he's done, that doesn't change that fact. Children are young, impressionable, and stupid. And, in case you've forgotten, which probably isn't too far off the mark because all you seem to ever concern yourself with is shooting everything within a ten mile radius, his dad was worse than he was, and he's clearly too young to do anything other than take after his only parental figure." Sighing, Jason rubbed the bridge of his nose with his index finger and thumb, before glaring back up towards Laffey with her second accusation, this time towards him.

"Yeah, I did know something that you all didn't. So did Shilo, so did Eric, and so did Praetorian." Jason pointed an accusing finger in her direction, before continuing. "We kept it from you all to keep you from acting like this. So far, you've shown yourselves to be irrational, only acting on impulse, and, to put it simply... psychotic. Instead of actually thinking things through, all you all have done is shoot first, ask later. And if you're not doing that? Most of you are screaming at each other or arguing.

So tell me, Laffey, if I had told you that, do you really think it would have made any difference?"

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Odessa
She had been decked before but stung as much as it should have. Slowly she stood up, no laughter this time. She could actually feel tears welling up in her eyes, luckily her helmet was still on, she had forgotten to deactivate it. So no one would know. She listened to the Red Hood’s tirade against Laffey and took some solace in the fact that it wasn't just her, but nevertheless she was part of the group.

”I was angry.” She said slowly. ”I get impulsive when I'm angry. I was just about to put the child down when you came and decided to punch me in the jaw. Thanks for that.” She said to the Red Hood in a low voice. She then walked off.

Cursing at herself.

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    After exclaiming he's hungry but not actually eating but instead stands around. Male_07 looks at the people in the kitchen again and says "Let's concentrate on the task at hand." while standing completely still. Male_07 after a long purse then shouts "Are we gonna get going soon?"

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    @Everyone_In_The_Kitchen​

Odessa wordlessly and expressionlessly shoots Male_07 in the foot before she completely leaves. But then decides against it at the last minute.
 
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    ~Shilo Saga~
    Location: Airship
    Inventory: 9 throwing knives (hidden), two katar, a Bowie knife, a Glock .45, Sta-19 Reigner, and a Super Star.
    Power: Light Manipulation
    Stand: Death Valley Queen
    Mood: Mildly frightened, remaining calm

    Condition: Healthy
    Shilo had no issue exerting her strength to pull the larger man away from the situation. When she met his gaze and saw the murderous rage and malice, the haphephobic assassin had one thought. Borys. A mixture of unreadable emotions crossed over her features, though fear was noticeable among them. Everything in her told her to let go of Frank and leave him to do what he would, but she’d been on the receiving end of someone’s misplaced rage and hatred before and she wasn’t going to allow the Marine to turn Bowser Jr. into a punching bag.

    When Frank broke from the woman’s hand, she retracted her’s just as quickly, holding it close to her chest for a moment, almost like he’d slapped her hand. After a moment, she let it fall to her side. “He’s a kid, Frank. I’m not going to let you pretend that he’s not just because you’re pissed,” Shilo told the man, crossing her arms over her chest as she steadied herself. “Look, just because Bowser’s his dad doesn't mean he deserves to get torn apart. You want to be pissed at someone, be pissed at Bowser. Hell, be pissed at me. But the moment, Woods, the second you lay a finger on that boy you’re going to have me to deal with and we both know that’s not something you want.” The assassin hesitated for a moment, wondering if she was over stating how fondly Woods thought of her. They were friends, but were they close enough that he would actually respect her opinion on this?

    She sighed, dropping her arms to her sighed. “Look, I know things didn’t go according to plan, and I know that’s an understatement. But we can’t lose our shit and interrogate a child like he’s an adult. I’ll let you go back in there if I was wrong and you were going to handle it just fine,” she looked down at her feet for a moment, shifting her weight to one leg before forcing herself to look back up and meet his gaze. “I know that look better than most people, and again correct me if I’m wrong,” she wanted to be wrong. “But it did not look like you were going to handle it well.”
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    Male_07 wordlessly and expressionlessly moans and says "Hit in the gut!". But then decides against it at the last minute.

    @Everyone_In_The_Kitchen​

 
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Laffey joins the table once more with a good stack of food, eating it bit by bit, stretchy cheese being pulled as her food enters her mouth.

"Parents? Never had those, just a lot of sisters."

She takes another bite.

"You know, if you let him off too scot-free, he'll end up not too different from his influence, living up to the name Bowser Jr. Bowsers III, IV, V and VI will continue this.

Or do you believe he will, at some point, realise that his path is wrong and become his own kind of avenger, like a robin leaving its nest, officially stepping out of the shadows of darkness?

You aren't thinking of teaching him things, are you? To have him learn to be good? Take him away from the even worse big lug we call Bowser?"


Laffey takes another bite before listening to Todd's second set of ramblings, then slides her plate towards Male_07, giving him the item.

"Take it. Eat the rest. Laffey has lost her appetite."

Laffey gets up from her seat, the chair noticeably screeching along the floor as she does so.​
 
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Jason, who had since laid Bowser Junior in an undisclosed location, returned and shook his head in response to Laffey. "And? He's still a fucking child. I don't care what he's done, that doesn't change that fact. Children are young, impressionable, and stupid. And, in case you've forgotten, which probably isn't too far off the mark because all you seem to ever concern yourself with is shooting everything within a ten mile radius, his dad was worse than he was, and he's clearly too young to do anything other than take after his only parental figure."

Karako hadn't noticed that Bowser Jr was still knocked out... but... now he did. The troll felt a bit silly now.. he'd just hold onto the faygo till the kid woke up.

What really caught his attention was Jason's yelling... about children being stupid and such... but also the criticism of the groups actions towards him. Karako did agree.. but there wasn't much of a way to voice that.

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"You know, if you let him off too scot-free, he'll end up not too different from his influence, living up to the name Bowser Jr. Bowsers III, IV, V and VI will continue this.

Or do you believe he will, at some point, realise that his path is wrong and become his own kind of avenger, like a robin leaving its nest, officially stepping out of the shadows of darkness?

You aren't thinking of teaching him things, are you? To have him learn to be good? Take him away from the even worse big lug we call Bowser?"


Laffey takes another bite before listening to Todd's second set of ramblings, then slides her plate towards Male_07, giving him the item.

"Take it. Eat the rest. Laffey has lost her appetite."

Laffey gets up from her seat, the chair noticeably screeching along the floor as she does so.

Karako watched as the two sort of just bickered it out. He scratched the back of his head, unsure of what to do. He reached his hand up, and gently poked Bowser Jr on the snooooooot to see if he'd wake up..

"Honk..."

The little clown waited patiently, staring up at Bowser Jr.

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