Humor Dumb Debates- The Thread

[salem.]

Vertical carrot
drink

DID YOU JUST CALL A VERTICAL CARROT A DRINK?
IT IS BEYOND WRONG TO CALL A VEGGIE A DRINK
IT
IS
A
SOLID

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

You can swallow it in one go

 

[Syfer]

I'm just questioning... Why vertical?

 

[salem.]

You can swallow it in one go

THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT A DRINK BECAUSE ITS SOLID
YOU DON’T DRINK ICE YOU CHEW ICE.

 

[Syfer]

THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT A DRINK BECAUSE ITS SOLID
YOU DON’T DRINK ICE YOU CHEW ICE.

Well unless you let it melt in your mouth and drink the water.

 

[salem.]

Well unless you let it melt in your mouth and drink the water.

YES, BUT BEFORE THAT YOU CHEW IT.

 

[.Arteries.]

Well unless you let it melt in your mouth and drink the water.

Well then that would be drinking water

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

You can drink ice

 

[salem.]

NO YOU CAN’T BECAUSE IT’S TOO COLD TO STAY IN YOUR MOUTH THAT MUCH

 

[Knight boi]

You can drink ice

ice is a solid you wait for it to melt

 

[Syfer]

YES, BUT BEFORE THAT YOU CHEW IT.

Not necessarily. You don't HAVE to chew it.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

You just give it a little sip
let it slip down

 

[Knight boi]

My neighboor is a professinal cheif no joke he had to study the tounge, so when i see him i will ask him to confirm the fact.

 

[salem.]

Not necessarily. You don't HAVE to chew it.

YES
YOU
DO
BCUZ IT’S TOO COLD FOR YOU TO KEEP IT IN YOUR MOUTH UNTIL IT COMPLETELY MELTS
YOU’D BE SPITTING IT OUT AND PUTTING IT BACK IN


WHICH IS DISGUSTING

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Drink

 

[Syfer]

YES
YOU
DO
BCUZ IT’S TOO COLD FOR YOU TO KEEP IT IN YOUR MOUTH UNTIL IT COMPLETELY MELTS
YOU’D BE SPITTING IT OUT AND PUTTING IT BACK IN


WHICH IS DISGUSTING

But hypothetically You COULD do it.

 

[salem.]

Drink

GRRR FOOOD

 

[Knight boi]

GRRR FOOOD

captian no growling allowed

 

[salem.]

But hypothetically You COULD do it.

YES YOU COULD
BUT YOU’D NO LONGER HAVE A TOUNGE
ITS NOT EVEN WORTH IT
YOU‘D JUST GO LIKE

AND I’LL BE LIKE
I TOLD YOU IM FUCKING RIGHT

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Ive drank ice so

 

[Syfer]

YES YOU COULD
BUT YOU’D NO LONGER HAVE A TOUNGE
ITS NOT EVEN WORTH IT
YOU‘D JUST GO LIKE

AND I’LL BE LIKE
I TOLD YOU IM FUCKING RIGHT

Yeah, but you could.

 

[salem.]

captian no growling allowed

sorry, lost my cool there

 

[salem.]

Yeah, but you could.

 

[Knight boi]

sorry, lost my cool there

Your good

 

[salem.]

WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT ICE THE TOPIC IS SOUP/STEW