This tale will start off at the very beginning. Not the very very beginning of everything, but your beginning. Your rise to fame. Or your pointless existence which won't even make it to page two. I don't know. In a realm void of humans, where dragons reign supreme, you're just a small hatchling in a grand world ready and waiting to become your oyster.
Or you would be a hatchling on the cusp of adventure... if you'd just shut up and hatch already.
First things first - we need to determine your appearance, gender, all that good stuff. To do this, you'll need to first pick your parents. Now usually we don't pick our parents, but I'm making a special allowance just for you. How special.
(To express interest, please comment two numbers between 1 and 14, i.e. 3 and 12, 4 and 7, etc.)