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[ConnorOfficials]

Jaiden Animations

While she was trying to shield her eyes form Critikal's display of nudity Jaiden overheard someone greet her so she turned to them with her full attention. She had no idea how to greet him back so she just awkwardly laughs and waves to them.
"Um thanks...I appreciate it!"

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[Virus]

Ashley saw someone with a gun. Oh, it made her snap,"WHYD YOU BRING A GUN TO THE MEETING!?", as she would shout to Gabriel Brown as he brought a glock to the last stream. Michael however, heard his girlfriend scream about a gun,"d-did I just hear a glock?" And starts looking for his keyboard or a keyboard, looks like there isn't one. "Fuck, this was my moment..."

Ashely caught eye of jayden and just smiled; she knew she was an animator just like her, but was way to flustered to point it out. Then, someone shouted about the cooker having no clothes besides an apron,"WHA! This is weird, cover your eyes everybody!", Ashley shielded her eyes along with Michael.

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[92MilesPrower]

Vinny Pizzapasta
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“...And as always, thanks for watching. I’ll be back tomorrow with some more Animal Crossing and FF7 Remake. ...Again. Good Night.” Having finished yet another stream, Vinny signed off, and got up from his chair. It was currently 3 something ‘o-clock in New York. Planning on re-watching Star Trek: The Next Generation yet again, he made his way to his bed. However, Vinny’s earlier antics resulted in a green rubber duck being inconveniently placed where he’d step next. As he slipped on the toy, he yelled out, “SCOCK!” as he fell to the floor, out cold.

As Vinny came to a while later, he noticed that he wasn’t in his home in Staten Island any longer, nor was it the middle of the evening. He smelled freshly baked pancakes, and saw a familiar face, much to his surprise. “What the- Charlie?! Am I in your house?! How the hell did I even get here, and WHY am I here?!” Vinny got up on his feet, now noticing that he wasn’t the only person aside from Cr1tikal in the kitchen. “Alright, first off, you didn’t have to drag me all the way here if you wanted to play Worms with me, or have me as a guest on your podcast. That’s what Discord is for. Secondly, who fuck are these people?! Wait- JonTron?! What’s HE doing here too?!” Aside from the two familiar faces, Vinny had very little to no idea who the others were, and was completely confused as to what in the world was going on.

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[Benedict Cucumberpatch]

TRO and Daftpina
As Daft made a mention to Jaiden, TRO would overhear the conversation, still wary about his present situation
“Ah, Jaiden, it’s you....greetings,, I’m sure I already know the answer but do you know what we’re doing here, I’d rather be on my way back home than stay with the......scantily-clad chef.“
“Good..............point.“
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[ConnorOfficials]

Jaiden Animations

Jaiden thought for a bit before coming to a conclusion. "Well I don't know for sure but I think this guy brought us here in this kitchen for something, I don't know what that thing is but we got to be here for a reason right?"

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[thatguyinthestore]

"I'm Charlie, better known as Moist Cr1TiKaL at Twitch.tv/MoistCr1TiKaL. Come drop by if you wanna have some inches put on your penis." He said as he tipped his glass of orange juice towards Suzy Lu, and then promptly taking a sip out of it. When Ashley decided to get all up in his face, the moist maker himself merely quirked a brow. "Well, as you can see, I clearly did. I also took a big, fat, smelly shit on your lawn." Charlie replied in his normal, all too calm tone, before taking yet another sip from his coveted orange juice. Also, Charlie had underwear on underneath the apron.

"I kidnapped you because I am in need of your help." He said as he set down the glass of beautiful juice and made his way back over to the pan. His piercing gaze stared down at the sizzling cakes for a long moment. "No, we're not in a collab. Neither are any of you." He said as he let the pancakes fall onto a plate. He cut them up into equal pieces for everyone, handing each person in the room a plate and some syrup. "Now go ahead and eat up, because it's very likely that you'll be vomiting it up once I tell you why you're here." He said as he began to cut into the pancakes with a fork and a knife. "This is not a vidcon, and dare I say, not even a podcast." He said, before taking a bite of his own pancake. "No, this is none of those things. You are here because you all, nay, the entire world is at stake. It's in more of a dire situation than a man who has just lost both his legs and testicles in a gasoline fire. It is in more of a dire situation than someone who just took a massive diarrhea shit all over the Mona Lisa, and covered it all in his disgusting dookie before selling it to the nearest corner store for twenty-five cents and a handjob from a hooker."

Basically, he's saying that the world is fucked and he needs your help.

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[Space Buddha]

THE KOMMANDANT:

The Kommandant's mask didn't allow any facial expression to be seen, but behind his mask, he was doing this.

"Could you repeat that, maybe with less... degenerate communist drivel?"

The Kommandant legitimately did not understand a word he just said. English wasn't even his first language, so this was somewhat justified, but let's be honest, no one would understand what he was saying without that little bit of meta text below his dialogue.

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[Riven]

Jacques had turned his attention back to Cr1tiKaL. Ah yes, one that can actually speak of common sense more than the nonsense of the screaming animal that was beside him. And yet, this man spoke of saving the world, nonetheless, kidnapping them. This lunacy.

As much as he hated how this was the usual, Jacques did it for good reason. He had hopped atop Jon's hand and climbed to his shoulder, staring benevelontly at the colorful casts of characters around him, the bright red glowing eyes as he turned to the half naked cook of the kitchen. "Yes pig", he thought to himself as he rode Jontron's shoulder, "I'll be your pet for now, but one day, when you're sleeping, and you forget to lock the cage.. And when you least expect it.. I will.."

"If our world is in danger? Why do you need us."

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[ConnorOfficials]

Jaiden Animations

While Jaiden was eating her pancake slice she listened to Charlie's reasoning as to why he brought them here, while he was explaining Jaiden progressively started to eat her pancake slice slower and slower. Once he was done explaining she stopped and pointed her thumb over to him.
"You guys hearing this?"

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[Atomic Chucklenuts]

Dashie and Clement both looked with him with stupid “really” faces. Surely this must be a bad joke.

“Are you kidding me! Tell me you’re kidding. Look, Just be honest, and tell us why you really wanted us here! Not this “save the world” bullshit.” “Matta of fact, I got a better one, this probably some video he filming in secret. Y’know to get our reactions. You could have just asked or hit up a tweet man, somethin’”

He shouts as he takes a bite of his pancakes. “On a side note, these some good pancakes, could have used a side meal to go along with it. But seriously tho. This is fucked up, by the way you got like some juice or somethin’ to go with this?”

Clement rolls his eyes and sighs with his hands over his face, trying to comprehend why this is happening and what’s this guy’s deal. “Do you at least have a muffin or a banana I could eat. Because I don’t exactly...” He points to Charlie, hinting he doesn’t know what the naked Charlie did to those pancakes.

“Oh shit, maybe I should... whatever I didn’t taste anything wrong with ‘em. They fine to me. C’mon man.” “Fine, I’ll eat the goddamn pancakes, do you have any juice to go with this?” “That’s what I’m saying.”

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[PopcornPie]

"Someone did something last night, Jacques!" JonTron replied. "Cr1tikal doesn't even live in our city! You think it was the tap dancing crab demon?"

While he dined sumptiously on the pancakes, Jon listened to Cr1tikal closely, with eyes gradually widening. He ended up spitting out chewed up pancake. "Yo, even worse than Jerry Springer coming up from the grave and voicing the iceberg in a fifth animated Titanic movie?" He slammed his hands down on the table. "Well, Jesus, sign me and everyone here right up! Let's kick some ass!"

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[DapperDogman]

"It puts bread on the table" he says to Shadman with a slight shrug before turning to look at Charlie "Oh, you're one of the monotone complainy guys" he says, rolling his hand slightly "Like uh, I Hate Everything, Your Movie Sucks, and all those other commentary channels I can't name" he nods slightly and stretches his shoulders "And good job we're not in a collab, I fucking hate collabs"
He looks back and forth for a second
"I'd never do a collab...Never"

Clearing his throat he straightens up slightly "So like, what's so bad we're all here to help? I'm not much of a fighter...I can throw axes pretty good, but like, I'm not a boxer" he glances to Shadman, and then to TRO "And something tells me present company aren't inclined to combat either" to TRO, he offers a slight tip of his head and a polite "James"
Not sure what else to say, he crosses his arms and looks at the gathering, he didn't recognise many people here, but he'd probably heard of their channels at some point, whether it be because of drama or simply from co-existing in the same space for so many years

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[Benedict Cucumberpatch]

At the notion of saving the world, TRO would merely chuckle as he ignored the possibly poisoned pancakes.
“Right, interesting, well so long Avengers, but I have a life and would really like to not starve this week....where’s the exit mister critical.“
Then Adam would give him a greeting, to which it was only fair that he give a response back
“Adam“
“Hi...........................guys.“
Pina would say as he gave a slow wave before giving a nibble of his pancakes
“Oh..........that’s.....that’s quite good.......hm........delicious.“
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[Chungchangching]

SHADMAN

I nodded back at the sassy man when he said it puts bread on the table. I know his deal. Cr1tikal introduced himself and he used words that I knew him for. He even served us pancakes. Nice. . . How am I going to eat this, I can't just take off my mask in front of them! Back at Gravity Falls I only took it off because they were fictional characters that aren't from my world. I don't even know if it was real. I still want to eat these pancakes so I took off my sunglasses and used the hole for my eyes to slide the pancakes down there and into my mouth.

It's messy but it got the job done. He completely lost me when he said the world was in stake. He used a lot of weird comparisons too as I predicted. I don't watch him that much but I got the gist of his humor. Why is he telling jokes if the world is in so much shit anyway?

"Why us? We're just entertainers. Couldn't you have gotten people who can ACTUALLY handle this?" I looked back at the others. "No offense."

He made such an effort to get us here so he can't be fucking with us for views.

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[thatguyinthestore]

"I'm saying that the world is fucked, you jackass." Charlie said to the communist guy, deadpanning. His gaze flickered to each and every one of you, and his lips pursed in thought as they basically all asked him the same question. "Well you see, this is not a simple 'asshole takes over the world' shit." He shook his head. "No... no, our threat is one of our own." Charlie paused, taking another bite of his pancake. After chewing and swallowing the delectable breakfast, he said, "He is a fellow entertainer. A content creator, if you will. And he has gathered many other like-minded retards to do his bidding. That is where you come in..." He pointed his fork at all of you. "I need you all to go through the YouTube butthole. Rip and tear it right open, and pass through its colon and other vital organs. You will have to dig through so much pure shit that it'll make grandma's poop bag look like fuckin' candy land." He tipped the fork against his head in a "thinking" sort of motion and smiled. "And then, once you reach the heart, you will know the truth."

what

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[Space Buddha]

THE KOMMANDANT:

The Kommandant would holster all of his guns at this, including his belt buckle gun, somehow, despite it not having a holster. He would nod in understanding, making the "OK" sign as he did so.

"Could you not have just said that you wanted us to kill a youtube celebrity? I at the very least would've been far more cooperative. So, who is this Degenerate whose head you require, detached from his body."

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[ConnorOfficials]

Jaiden Animations

After Jaiden finished her second bite and listened to Charlie's graphic plan she paused for a moment before pushing the plate away slowly. "I've officially lost my apatite...any of you guys want another pancake?" She says slightly grossed out, Jaiden points to her plate offering the pancake to someone else who's willing to take a bite out of it.

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[DapperDogman]

"Right, you know...James over here makes pretty good videos covering people and their bad practices. He covered that whole shitshow with Onision-" Adam pauses as he narrows his eyes slightly "Is it Onision? Do I finally get to take an axe to that asshole's spine?" he smirks slightly as he puts his hands in his pockets "It's long overdue he met a grisly end, that disgusting groomer piece of shit"
He waves his hands around as he puts on a voice "But it's legal where I live, so society can't judge me" he sighs "Give me a fucking break, Greg"

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[PopcornPie]

"Fellow content creator? Well, it certainly ain't me. Too busy tryna keep my fuckin' VHS tapes from fallin' over and shit..." JonTron slammed one of those old timey Rotodexes onto the table, and flipped through it. "Uh, lemmesee here...PeanutButterGamer? Nah, that guy's had himself sealed in the Great Pyramid of Giza the hour Animal Crossing: New Horizons came out...Brutalmoose? Nah, he's still in that staring contest with Caddicarus. Uhhhhh...SpaceHamster's been captured by EarthGerbil..."