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[thatguyinthestore]

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The last thing you remembered was filming your last video. It didn't matter what it was really. An unboxing, maybe? A review of the hot new Final Fantasy Seven Remake? Another video calling idubbz a simp, or covering the CallMeCarson and Fitz drama? Hell, maybe it was even an apology video. We know how much people love those, after all.

Regardless, while in the midst of filming your no-doubt game-changing and impactful video, you suddenly felt your head feel... heavy. Like you had just received a really MEAN comment and you were beginning to feel tired, kind of heavy. The kind of heavy that was often brought on by the sleep-deprivation kicking into high gear at around seven a.m. But this time it was... heavier than normal. So heavy, in fact, that eventually you couldn't take its maximum heaviness anymore, and you fell forward, hitting your work desk with a loud thud. And then, you were out.


You awoke in a kitchen-like area. Or, as some of you knew it, a "kitchen." The sound of sizzling baked goods was immediately what filled your ears, and the smell of maple syrup-filled your nostrils. You Canadian YouTubers were probably familiar with such a smell, no. As you looked around the room you suddenly found yourselves in... it didn't take you long to notice a man.

Before you, you found the man... nay, the legend, Charles "Charlie" White. Or, as most of you might know him by, Cr1TiKaL. He didn't seem to notice you right away, as he was instead too immersed in his pancake flipping. One hand was very tightly gripped around the handle of his black saucepan. So tight in fact, that I dare say you could see his knuckles turning white. He was humming the words to his favorite song, Eazy E's debut single, "Boyz in da Hood."

Just what in the heck were you doing here?

Cast List
DerpyCarp as Gavin David Free (Gavin Free)
Jeremiah as Jeremy Harold Elbertson (Jerma985)
ConnorOfficials as Jaiden Dittfach (JaidenAnimations)
Caffeine Freak as Christian Weston Chandler (Chris-Chan Sonichu)
Sayo-Nara as Liquid Chris (CChanSonichu) and Asperchu
Space Buddha as The Kommandant (KOMMANDANTBASE211)
Riven as Jacques Jafari (JonTron)
Atomic Chucklenuts as Charlie Guzman (DashieXP) and Jamie Clement (ClementJ64)
CocoaMarshmallow as Star_ (STAR_)
Virus as Ashley Nichols (Ashley Nichols Art) and Michael Kovox (Michael Kovach)
92MilesPrower as Vinny Pizzapasta (Vinesauce)
DapperDogman as Adam Buckley (ADoseOfBuckley)
Benedict Cucumberpatch as James Dancey (The Right Opinion) and Ryan Burke (DaftPina)
Crow as Sonichu (Sonichu) and Tsukino Moto (Tsukino Moto)
P PopcornPie as Jon Jafari (JonTron)
TheElenaFisher as Tyler (SuperButterBuns) and Suzy Lu (Suzy Lu)
Chungchangching as Shadman (Shadbase)​

 

[Riven]

It didn't take Jacques more than a few moments to realize where he was. One second he was eating his nice meal in his home, Jon had just finished recording a new video so he was returned to his cage, the next, he wakes up on the counter top of this kitchen, the aroma of pancakes in the air. The parrot looks around with a couple of tilts of the head, before turning towards Cr1TiKaL as he noticed him. Jacques eyes begin glowing red, to enunciate a single unenthusiastic word.

"Boobs."​

 

[Virus]

Ashley Nichols, an animation cleanup for the popular film Hazbin hotel, was just getting her discord set up with her boyfriend, Michael kovox, the voice of Angel dust in the film. They have been setting it up for thirty minutes, for their new hunicast, when Michael fell asleep on the Mic as soon as they went live,"Michael, we are live and you do this!?"
No answer, he was out cold.
Ashely shut off discord and shoved him up, no use. She decided to get on her drawing tablet and draw, thinking Michael was asleep, just trying to take a nap. After an hour, she gotten tired as well, and slept on her tablet.

A small jerk woke her up; of course it was Michael, shoving her up,"wake up, wake up!", in his normal Angel dust voice. The smell Of pancakes filled her nose,"you left the stove on again!? I told you to-"
"Whoa whoa, I didn't do anything!", he shouted. Looking over her shoulder she caught eye of the man on the stove, and pointed at him,"is that our kidnapper, Michael?"
"Mister, I would like to know who dragged us in this!"
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[Benedict Cucumberpatch]

TRO and DaftPina
“Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the right opinion, the home of a twat with too much free ti-“
James would say as he began his newest video, before a feeling would arise in his head
“t.....ti-..........time........“
he would say as his eyes grew heavy before eventually passing out
James would then wake up suddenly, wide-eyed, with Cr1TiKaL calmly cooking in front of him
“Um........“
James was more or less confused as the maple smell filled the air, there was no greeting, no threats, no terrorist speech, it was just a man....sizzling breakfast?
“Um......Sir, Sir where am I? Where is this place of residence and why are you making breakfast.“
“Same.....question.....here.“
James would turn around suddenly to see DaftPina, who apparently just.....appeared next to him
“Oh.....uh....greetings mister DaftPina.....is this a collaboration?“
“...................maybe.“
James would then sit back, trying to figure out what was going on, trying to piece together the most logical explanation
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[ConnorOfficials]

Jaiden Animations

It was just a normal day
Jaiden was animating her current video about some random topic like how it's weird that building as called buildings even though they are already built or whatever until she started to feel tired, usually this would be normal but she was in fact so tried that she just randomly dropped to the floor unconscious.
She soon woke up with everyone else and find herself in the kitchen where she found Charles cooking up some baked goods.
"Where the heck are we?"

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[Space Buddha]

THE KOMMANDANT:

The kommandant would be able to sense the vril energies coursing through his body as he was taken, allowing it to happen and expecting that perhaps, some intrepid domestic terrorists had supernaturally invoked him to lead their rebellion against the corrupt world governments. He was, of course, disappointed when brought before this vile specimen, along with other, equally vile specimens. He would immediately draw his luger and point it at Cr1TiKal, knowing inside that the gay communists had finally found him, but unwilling to go quietly.

"I WILL NOT BE TAKEN ALIVE. VILE DEGENERATE."

The shouting conservative reactionary with a darth vader voice did not display any outward hostility toward the other tubers, but all could recognize him by the symbols adorning his coat as a native of Bitchute. They knew to tread lightly, as simply showing his face on camera could get them demonitized.

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[DerpyCarp]

Here we spy a Brit, working in an American office, before he falls over and vanishes. The other's in the office shug and continue recording. Gavin awoke with a start, he looks around confused expression. "Wot? Where am I? Where's Michael?" He asks in a ridiculous accent.

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[Atomic Chucklenuts]

After an unexpected nap, Clement and Dashie were in a kitchen, awoke by the smell of pancakes. (Mainly Dashie knowing his fatass)

“Hmm, where the fu- hol’ up, who in here killing it with them pancakes? Least I can get something to eat and then bail. Shit, and they got Boyz in da Hood? I see you.”

“Where the hell am I? Why do I smell pancakes? Hey, do you know where am I” Dashie looks at him. “Nah. I want to get out too, but at least we see what’s cookin’. No?” “Y’know what, I did have a bit of a headache last night. Fine.”

The two eventually notice a man in nothing but a pretty pink apron. “OH- Hey man, you do realize you a little..” He does hand gestures to hint all he has is an apron. “You’re telling me. Put on some fucking clothes!”

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[thatguyinthestore]

The uttering of that single, obscene phrase was enough to get Charlie's attention. His greasy, breaded face glanced over to the sudden colorful cast of characters in his kitchen. "Oh... 'sup." Charlie replied, before returning to flipping and sizzling his pancakes. "Oh, that was me." He said to Ashley as she approached him, not even giving her a sparing glance as he instead chose to focus on the doughy goodness that laid before him in the sizzling hot pan. "I'm making breakfast because it's nine a.m. and I'm hungry." He then said to The Right Opinion. "Nice hat, by the way." He continued as he let go of the pan and turned off the stove, letting the panned cakes cool and harden before he put them on a plate.

As Cr1tikal proceeded to open up the fridge and pull out a carton of orange juice, he walked over to the nearby cabinet and pulled out a tall glass. "You're in my kitchen," Charlie said to Jaiden as he poured the orange juice into his cylinder glass. The sound was as crisp as the small crumbs of Cheeto attached to his beard. Cr1tikal then turned and stared blankly as the neo-Nazi racist guy pointed a gun at him, which in turn caused him to merely lift a finger, press it against the top of the gun, and slowly push it down. When asked where Michael was by the man in the utterly preposterous accent, Charlie merely pointed at Michael Kovox. "He's right there." Cr1tikal replied as he grabbed the orange juice off the counter, slowly taking a sip out of it as he stared at everyone. "I do have clothes on." He then said to the Dashie and Clement, pinching his apron with two fingers and pulling forward a bit. Not a single twitch was made in his blank stare as he stared at all of you. He just stared silently, slowly sipping from his orange juice.

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[Sayo-Nara]

Liquid Chris
Liquid Chris awoke in the residence of a finely dressed man cooking away at his stove.
“W..What in the.. world is going on here?”
He spoke in a strange tone. It sounded like he struggled to speak while speaking in a strong southern accent.
“I... I do not think we are in CWCville anymore.”

“Nope.”​

 

[ConnorOfficials]

Jaiden Animations

Jaiden shielded her eyes from Cr1tikal completely naked aside from the apron. "Dude can you please put some clothes on!? I mean I know you got an apron but that's literally the only thing your'e wearing, I mean at least get a pair of underwear or something."

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[thatguyinthestore]

Cr1tikal looked at Jaden and nodded.

"No... no I don't think I will."

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[DerpyCarp]

Gavin looks to Michael Kovox and frowns. "That's not my boi. I want my Michool."
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[TheElenaFisher]

𝓢𝓾𝔃𝔂 𝓛𝓾
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Well, today had been normal for the princess of law breaking herself, Suzy Lu. Getting done with filming another of her award winning anime reactions, she had gone through videos that she searched up about her and flagged them, maybe even striking them with a copyright strike, who the fuck knows?

Real piece of work, this one.

The Scottish princess herself was just about to flag or strike another video when suddenly, she got a pain in her head so severe, she blacked out. Was this karma? We'd all like to think it was, and it probably way, but the real karma would have to come later down in her career.
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Waking up in some house, Suzy found it to be foreign to her as this wasn't a house she knew of. The smell she was smelling was definitely new to her, so she stood up and went to investigate. And what she found was a bunch of people standing there looking at a man in an apron cooking food.

Pretty weird if you asked her.

Those that would look would see a woman with a forehead the size of a football field wearing a black long sleeved sweater and blue jeans. "Excuse me, but who are all of you and why are we here?" The way she spoke, she clearly had a Scottish accent but she talked in a tone that suggested she was better than everyone.

This was probably not going to end well for her.

thatguyinthestore ,
everyone else there
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For the top tier shitposter, Tyler (AKA SuperButterBuns), she had just been watching memes in her pajamas. Yep, that's really all she was doing. This is 2020, are you sure you wouldn't be watching memes in your pajamas at this point in time?

Anyways, she blacked out like everyone else, let's move on.
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So, she woke up on the ground but she felt different. No, it wasn't the need to go to the bathroom after having Taco Bell, but her own being felt off. It wasn't until she tried to get up that she figured it out:

She didn't have arms.

Rolling over, she laid there trying to get up. There, she realized that she didn't have legs, so all she could do was scream out for help while staring at the ceiling. At least she had a mouth and eyes, so she could still speak and see things. "Hey! Anyone there?! I swear, whoever took away my arms and legs is gonna get bit!"

Before, she looked like a human. But now?

...yeah, this didn't look human.

Anyone
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[Virus]

Michael just simply stared at everyone,"why... just why must you do this, before a stream...", and palmed his face. The other tubers looked like they were captured as well and it wasn't looking good for the hazbin duo. Ashley however, was annoyed and said in a loud shout,"YOU JUST CANT GO AROUND CAPTURING PEOPLE, SIR!!"
"For fucks sake, ash. You don't have to yell..."
She looked around the room at the others, and saw a familiar animator, but couldn't remember her name. Couldnt remember anyone, except the hazbin stream buddies.
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[Atomic Chucklenuts]

“That’s just one piece of clothing. There are literal people right here, put on some fucking clothes.” Disgustedly exclaimed Clement.

“Can you at least tell us why you kidnapped us, and can you let us go?” “But not before we get a piece of those pancakes? Also, how you gon’ make pancakes, but not Bacon and Eggs to go with that? C’mon man!” “Will you forget the fucking pan- *Sigh* dear god this is gonna be a long day.”


Clement was confused. Should he be losing his mind that he was kidnapped? Or gushing over food like Dashie, because he was hungry? But one thing Clement does know is that he wants to go home.


“If you don’t want any that’s fine, but t’umm. Yeah, can we go, or know why you got random dudes and chicks... I mean I don’t wanna Jump the gun here, but with everyone being here, and you in that apron... I’M JUST SAYIN’!” “Pissing him off isn’t gonna help him tell why he kidnapped us!”

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[PopcornPie]

"JACQUES!" Just when the parrot thought he was free, his owner came strutting in. "JACQUES, WHAT ARE WE DOING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE? HAVE YOU BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH THOSE DIMENSIONAL TRANSPORTERS AGAIN!? Oh, hi Cr1t1kal." Jontron greeted casually. "Are we here for a collab or something? I was in the middle of editing my video on Gwenneth Paltrov's 'GOOP Lab', when I fell asleep. Yo, how long was I out?" He stared greedily at the pancakes.

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[Chungchangching]

SHADMAN

I was streaming on twitch, drawing the girls, drawing the feminine boys. You know, classic Shadman stuff. Until I passed out and ended up here. My stream is still on so people are probably just watching nothing but my room back there. Here I met some celebrities I recognize. Some I am indifferent towards and some I'm surprised to see but more importantly:

"What the fuck? Is it happening again?"

I had my luger, butterfly knife, wallet, phone and last but not least my art materials. Good, I have the essentials with me. Hmmm, I do wonder if anybody is going to recognize me. I am a pretty big face anyway, come on, be honest here.

Now, instead of fictional media characters, I am with internet celebrities who may or may not be assholes in real life. We'll have to see.

I approached the man known as "Cr1t1kal" But I'll refer to him as Charlie, you know, his real name, eyeing him from top to bottom before taking a picture of him with my phone. This will probably get me a few dollars.

"Nice, man. Rocking that outfit." I said. ". . . Seriously though, why the hell are we here?"

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[DapperDogman]

"Anyway, that's why I won't be covering the top ten worst songs of 2020, so don't bitch about it when we reach the end of the year," Buckley says, shutting off the recording and sighing as he leans his head back "Give me a fucking break" he mutters as he leans his head back. Closing his eyes he yawns "It's three in the fucking afternoon and I feel like I just ran twenty miles"

Then he blacked out or something, who fucking knows.

Opening his eyes, he sits up, rubbing his head as he groans "If this isn't the most confusing thing since Nicki Minaj fans" he mumbles, getting to his feet and dusting himself off "At least the music is decent" he adds "Better than Vanilla Ice or some other white rapper wannabe"

Looking around at the others in the room, his eyes visibly sink "Wonderful, I ended up at a shitty Vidcon knockoff"

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[Chungchangching]

SHADMAN

When I finished complimenting Charlie's extravagant fashion choice. I turned to the asshole over here with a glare obscured by my mask and glasses. Probably for the best because this guy sounds like he'll fuck me up for looking at him funny despite looking like an average joe. I'm gonna guess he's one of those angry Youtubers that yell a lot. Why is this guy so mad, does he know he's not live on the internet? Or I think we're not live. I don't know. This could be some fucked up test by Cr1t over here.

"Are you always like this?"

DapperDogman​

 

[DapperDogman]

"Like what? Brutally honest?" Buckley asks, turning to face Shad before his expression freezes "Holy fucking jumping Jesus" he murmurs, narrowing his eyes "You're that guy that draws the porn that offends everyone, right?" he chuckles and rubs his eyes with his index finger and thumb "The amount of twitter rage I've seen about you drawing Nazi imagery"

Shaking his head, he straightens back up, looking around "Yeah, I'm like this most of the time. Angry humour from an angry man for eleven years now"

Chungchangching​

 

[Space Buddha]

THE KOMMANDANT:

As Cr1TiKal lowered the kommandant's gun, he would reach down with his other hand produce a second firearm. He would similarly reach down to his belt buckle and pull a string, revealing that his belt buckle was also a gun. He would then raise the other gun to start waving it around, pointing it at nobody in particular but threatening everyone with it. He then spoke more casually, having apparently realized the gay communist degenerate before him not to be a hostile gay communist degenerate.

"Can someone explain to me why have I been brought here from antarctica?"

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[Chungchangching]

SHADMAN

Oh fuck, he recognized me? Well, that's to be expected. My glare melted into a smile. I grin every time somebody notices me unless it's a complete fucking degenerate I'm meeting. You know the ones that I'm talking about. His reaction was hilarious the moment he realized who I am.

"Yup, that's me: Shadman." I said. "11 years? Shit, that's a lot of experience. Still doing it?"

DapperDogman​

 

[Riven]

Jacques was about to hop off the counter upon seeing more and more faces begin to appear around him, when suddenly the sound of the world ending came through to the sounds of March of the Schutzstaffel through the hall and the room. The loud bellowing steps like an elephant making a hole open for the monster to come through.

And there it was, that dreadful voice he least expected to hear. The parrot barely turned his head towards the big smelly pig that had come into the room before he was assaulted by the size of a massive belly right in front of his eyes. That loud and dreadful voice, the ear piercing horror. His eyes glowed red once more.

"Jon. I have missed you as well. I have done nothing that caused this."

He was lying.

P PopcornPie
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[Benedict Cucumberpatch]

TRO and DaftPina
James looked around as the breakfast man complimented his hat
“Um...thank you but that doesn’t answer my question.“
“Oh look........it’s.........Jaiden“
Pina would point out as he pointed to Jaiden
”I hope........your content........improved.“
He would say to her slowly as TRO stood up and spoke aloud to everyone
“Right well this is all fine and good but being kidnapped isn’t my cup of tea.......what IS happening.....and why is it this selection of you tubers.....is this some sort of vidcon...“
he would say aloud
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