Don't Worry, I Hate what I am about to say...

magnificentmomo

magnificentmomo

That Guy
This is really lame, but I just wanted to throw it out. Queen Beryl and all her bullshit from the first season of Sailor Moon as a Deathlord and her Abyssals.  You could even have Terrestrials be Sailor Scouts, I know the Solars have appropriate "make up" charms but I am less learned in the ways of the Dragonblood.
 
soo, what's tuxedo mask? penguin lunar? or Sidereal?


(disclaimer, the above statement may lead you to believe I know anything about sailor moon AT ALL, this is false. end disclaimer)
 
Bah. Magic Emperor Ghaleon is a better candidate for a Deathlord. I mean, he's like, holy crap, the fucking Magic Emperor.
 
... I am going to slowly back away, and pretend this conversation never happened. I suggest you do the same.
 
You can't delete a thread afters other post in it can you? Besides I disclaimed that this was retarded and ludicrous and never should have existed, but I just had to share.
 
... and as you surely knew it would, this trainwreck drew us  in like flies to honey.
 
A friend of mine actually thought of this a few months ago... Took me a couple of weeks before I spoke to him again. He promised to never discuss this ever again. Thing is... What if other people have this idea... ?could it... SPREAD!?!?
 
Damn, we're on the edge of massive contamination.


*puts on his gas mask, and reload his shotgun*


KA-SHINK...


Let's go and exterminate all those shojo lovers !
 
Threads like this make my research into a device that lets me stab people in the face throug the internet seem so much more urgent...


TO THE LABORATORY!
 
In fact... (Crearth players might want this one for shits and giggles.)


Noob-Pwning Prana


Type: Simple


Cost: 5+ motes


Mins: Lore 5, Essence 4


Keywords: Obvious, Pwnage. Holy


Sometimes a Lawgiver must forcefully prove her agument in the face of great ignorance, blinding stupidity, or 12 year old forum users. Only a true show of force is sufficient, and this charm will bring any flame war to its end. The Solar must first create a forum post of such dazzling wit and awesomeness that her prowess cannot be denied, and that not even the fiercest troll can counter. This is a (Charisma+ lowest of Linguistics, Presence, or Socialise) roll, which requires a number of successes equal to the IQ of the troll divided by 20 and round up (so 4 successes should deal with most.) Upon writing this scathing attack, the Lawgiver specifies within the text by username or true name that target of the second half and imbues the post with essence, which hangs caustically in cyberspace. Anyone else who reads her words is simply awed, amused and deeply impressed by the Lawgivers cunning smackdown, but when the target of her ire reads it,  the essence surges forth and through their monitor in the form of knife shards of raw essence, inflicting the Solar's (EssenceX2) in unsoakable levels of aggravated damage. Thus is the bitch troll taught his place in the Divine Order, though it is a lesson he will remember for the rest of his brief, brief life. No parries of any sort apply to this charm, and it can only be stopped by a perfect Dodge, something forum trolls rarely posess.
 
Um... you didn't possibly think I was trying to be, you know, humorous? Maybe? Just a little?


Your skin. Thicken it.
 
On that vein... Magic Knight Rayearth, either the OAV, the anime seasons or the manga.  Elemental warriors with warstriders trying to save the world, only to find out that the head honcho is the one who's really the problem, having gone all dark side.
 
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