ThatOneGirl357
New Member
Pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza. You dirty sinners.
Food Does Pineapple Belong on Pizza
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Bellz
What's your favorite scary movie?
Yes, yes it doesXD I am pretty obsessed with pineapples though...
spookie
give 'em hell, kid.
nope, nada, never.
you health-crazed vegans can post as many salad pictures on instagram as you want, but leave our junk food alone with your gluten-free fruit pizzas!
you health-crazed vegans can post as many salad pictures on instagram as you want, but leave our junk food alone with your gluten-free fruit pizzas!
Stickdom
Salamancer, first class
I think, therefore whom I am, is.
EDIT: And I am he whom pineapple on pizza is preferred to that which contains it not, for pineapple-less pizza is lesser than that which isn't.
Unknownn
BLACKJACK!
Yes, ofc.
crumbelivable
formerly pokemariofan64
pineapple on pizza is one of the biggest reasons i hope my province secedes from canada
Stickdom
Salamancer, first class
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Imperator_tenebrae
Senior Member
It depends on the pizza. I found it to be a rather delectable addition.
abnormal
anime addict
No.
Rock And Roll Boy
Three Thousand Club
I concur.
Blemmigan
Illusion is eternity. Machines will live forever.
Pineapple means less room on the pizza for kebab meat. It's not a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Raspy
New Member
Yes.
Rock And Roll Boy
Three Thousand Club
I concur with ma Puddin' here.
Lindah
Junior Member
A combination of sweet and salty? N-No I can't stomach it. Sweet and sour maybe.
Hall Kervean
Two Thousand Club
Supreme pizza is the kind that only has pineapple on it.
All other types are inferior facades grasping at straws for their mere existence.
All other types are inferior facades grasping at straws for their mere existence.
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Jett Set
Junior Member
The question is: does Pizza belong on a pineapple?
Keyfiel
New Member
Pineapple on pizza, uh?
Venom Adhamm
No one is ever going to want me
Because we aren't botanists. The average person is chiefly concerned with the culinary uses of food, not the botanical definitions. Tomatoes are botanically a fruit, but are unique in that they are more culinarily similar to a vegetable. Pineapples are both botanically and culinarily a fruit.
lostwanderer
A restless soul
I don't like pineapple but to each their own.
Aerath
Writer of Writings
I don't eat pizza all that often. Don't really care for it really. But..
Absolutely not.
Coming from someone who has a strong dislike for pineapple in general, of course.
Absolutely not.
Coming from someone who has a strong dislike for pineapple in general, of course.
jenwishuknew
New Member
Pineapple on pizza is a bad combination. I do like pineapples but not on pizza. 
bobgod
Uniting Germany
The individual approaches the stand, wearing a very ornate and fancy uniform, medals decorating his torso, golden epaulets dotting his shoulders.
He clears his throat, the cough echoing from the mic.
"A hundred years ago we began our quest to IRRADIATE" those who would eat inferior food. First the frozen dinners, then the simple ingredients. We lived by our Saints such as Gordon Ramsey, such as that Rat, Ratatouille from that one film, and through them we have striven for a greater, tastier society."
He pauses,
"We were on the verge of flavor town,"
He brings his fingers together,
"We were this close to providing great food and beverages to the world,"
A random individual speaks,
"You confuse good food with personal taste,"
"Well you have to start somewhere,"
The food Nazi turns slightly, then back to the podium,
"Flavor has undergone a thorough change. Just as the food of 1813–14 could not be compared to the food of 1806, so the food of 1939, 1940, 1941, or 1942, cannot be compared to the food of 1914, 1915, 1917, or 1918."
"What happened then will never again happen in the future! We will make sure, and the Chef's shall vouch for this, that the occurrences we were so unfortunate as to witness in the Food War will never again happen in flavor town. We squarely dealt with them, my Food fighters, when we were fighting still as a ludicrously small minority within flavor town. Then we had only our belief. Nevertheless, we brought down these manifestations and eliminated them. And, moreover, today we have power! Our will shall not bend in this external struggle any more than it did in the internal struggle for power. Then I repeatedly told you: everything is conceivable with one exception: we will never capitulate. And as a foodie standing before the world today, I can only repeat: everything is conceivable-a flavor capitulation never! And if someone informs me, “Then the war will last three years,” I answer: Let it last as long as it will. Flavor town will never capitulate: not now and not in the future! I was told that bad food is preparing for a three-year war. On the day of the bad foodies declaration of war, I ordered the Food Marshal to immediately gear all preparations toward a duration of five years. I did so not because I believe this war will take five years, but because we shall not capitulate at the end of five years either-for nothing in the world! We shall show these gentlemen the force of a people eighty-million strong, united under one leadership, led by one will, forged together in one taste. Commemoration of our great dead drives the Flavor-Party to labor all the more in fulfillment of its great mission. It has become the bearer of the will, the unity, the integration, and hence of the Flavor Community as such."
He clears his throat, the cough echoing from the mic.
"A hundred years ago we began our quest to IRRADIATE" those who would eat inferior food. First the frozen dinners, then the simple ingredients. We lived by our Saints such as Gordon Ramsey, such as that Rat, Ratatouille from that one film, and through them we have striven for a greater, tastier society."
He pauses,
"We were on the verge of flavor town,"
He brings his fingers together,
"We were this close to providing great food and beverages to the world,"
A random individual speaks,
"You confuse good food with personal taste,"
"Well you have to start somewhere,"
The food Nazi turns slightly, then back to the podium,
"Flavor has undergone a thorough change. Just as the food of 1813–14 could not be compared to the food of 1806, so the food of 1939, 1940, 1941, or 1942, cannot be compared to the food of 1914, 1915, 1917, or 1918."
"What happened then will never again happen in the future! We will make sure, and the Chef's shall vouch for this, that the occurrences we were so unfortunate as to witness in the Food War will never again happen in flavor town. We squarely dealt with them, my Food fighters, when we were fighting still as a ludicrously small minority within flavor town. Then we had only our belief. Nevertheless, we brought down these manifestations and eliminated them. And, moreover, today we have power! Our will shall not bend in this external struggle any more than it did in the internal struggle for power. Then I repeatedly told you: everything is conceivable with one exception: we will never capitulate. And as a foodie standing before the world today, I can only repeat: everything is conceivable-a flavor capitulation never! And if someone informs me, “Then the war will last three years,” I answer: Let it last as long as it will. Flavor town will never capitulate: not now and not in the future! I was told that bad food is preparing for a three-year war. On the day of the bad foodies declaration of war, I ordered the Food Marshal to immediately gear all preparations toward a duration of five years. I did so not because I believe this war will take five years, but because we shall not capitulate at the end of five years either-for nothing in the world! We shall show these gentlemen the force of a people eighty-million strong, united under one leadership, led by one will, forged together in one taste. Commemoration of our great dead drives the Flavor-Party to labor all the more in fulfillment of its great mission. It has become the bearer of the will, the unity, the integration, and hence of the Flavor Community as such."
Lorsh
Varlot
people who like pineapple on pizza are subhumans who should be killed
